This is how you have children!

Wanna get rid of rats? Get a cat. Wanna keep bugs away, spray WD40, they hate it.

Hope you don’t get rats! Had those bastards and originally did not want to use poison in the house as I did not want the to die in the ceiling. Had to do poison in the end! The rats chew up my condensate drain leaving the house found that out during the summer!!!!

If you want to get rid of mice, put 2-4 bait stations around the outside perimeter of your house and reload them with bait every month. They'll eventually die off. The best indoor traps are called Jawz. You can shove a little peanut in there and they can't get it out so it will catch them every time, plus you can re-use it infinitely. You HAVE to find where they're coming in from and plug the hole. There will be a hole somewhere, usually with droppings all around it. They typically dont travel more than 20 feet from their nest. I had a bad problem with them and finally eliminated them permanently. I got all this advice directly from the pest control guy that sprays for bugs at my work so he knows what he's talking about

God didn't want you to stop eating, he wanted you to go faster!

This one really got to me Jesse. Been with ya since the bowling ball with the bat. I think that was the whole Gillette thing. Anyway, you got to me when you were being open and told the gods honest truth. As men, we are alone. Truly, alone. After 11 years of marriage and I was actually happy being married. (My whole goal in life was to have a family and raise my son to feel like he was completely loved and not feel the need that so many of us do, to be better then our fathers were to us (mine wasn’t there so that’s not the hardest goal to achieve). Anyway, I know I’m all over the place here but that’s just because my wife is leaving me and my whole world is crashing around me. My point was, sometimes I feel like we’re the same fukn man. Except your marriage isn’t done. What you said about god, and being alone. It got me to the core. Actually got me crying here alone in the car. God please help me. Ps this is the most all over the place shyt I’ve ever wrote. I apologize, I’m serious when I say, I’m fukn lost. I really do love my wife and my family. This is fukn killing me. I just started talking to god. I’m so broken I’m begging god for help. Nothing like sitting in your car, alone, crying, or walking strong at working and just breaking down and not being able to stop, or the most insane thing, putting this out in a fukn comments section. Jesus Brenden wtf happened?!?!

So, the follow up to the mouse problem... I did end up getting glue traps that Friday... then we borrowed our friends dog for the weekend, because I didn't want the thing to get caught in the trap, then have to peel the poor dogs tongue off of it. Anyway, we return the dog on Sunday and I put the traps out that night... I totally forgot about the traps and noticed no sounds or mouse droppings after a few days. So Wednesday morning I check the trap and sure enough that son of a bitch is on the trap... I slide it out from under the coat rack and he's still alive, and he's got like 3 days worth of shit behind him. GOT UM!

Wife is officially a mouse assassin 😄

You have a food source in there they're coming in for, that's how it always works with bugs. Be in rotting wood, mold, moisture, dead animals w/e it is, fix that and also get a pest guy to come out and spray. Sounds like it's been a breeding ground for generations, so you need to kill that repeating process!

Thanks

$250 for illegal parking? Holy crap!