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July 14, 2026

Early Access: John Wick Part 1 (slightly rough)

Hey team!

I've decided to share the John Wick video with you in pieces as it nears completion. Here are the first 15 minutes, structured mostly-but-not-exclusively around the first film.

I'm calling this "slightly rough" because it is the revised script, final audio, completed graphics, but there are still a few edges to sand. Saying that: here are the things I've already spotted so you don't need to tell me in comments:

  • footage is slightly smaller than splitscreen and leaves gaps

  • splitscreen in Snowpiercer featuring Wilford and Gilliam should be in reversed order, as Wilford is in the front car and Gilliam in the rear

  • text on Suits One is misspaced and overlaps the text box

  • accidental footage reuse on Presumption Three

  • audio leveling wouldn't go amiss

I also might add music to this one.

More to come! Having some fun with this one. :)

Comments (14)

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The Wizard Sexy · July 16, 2026

God damn it's good to be back

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Zoe Storm · July 15, 2026

lol Derek Guy jumpscare, I love it

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Mike Kachur · July 15, 2026

I don't know if this is another one of those edits you already spotted, but... about that last sentence in the Snowpiercer part: https://www.selfdefined.app/definitions/savage/

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Nathan Clark · July 15, 2026

aw man I got so sucked in I forgot this wasn't the whole thing! Great work so far! I've always really enjoyed your cadence and humor. The suit bit is exactly what I'm here for.

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Josh Grey · July 15, 2026

Well now I need to see high rise. Great video, looking forward to seeing more!

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Richard Jackson · July 14, 2026

Excited to see the Derek Guy collab; I had no idea he sounded so much like you.

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Gwendolyn · July 14, 2026

Fantastic, really missed this kind of video from you

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h2g2guy · July 14, 2026

While you were listing off the various forms that John Wick exists in, I was *really* hoping you'd mention the John Wick pinball table hahaha. Regardless of that, this is super cool! Looking forward to more!

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Ben Allred · July 14, 2026

I never really thought of the John Wick movies in terms of class or injustice like this and I find the idea really fascinating. This definitely reframes the series in a very interesting way. Looking forward to the later parts!

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Margarethe · July 14, 2026

this is exciting, reminds me of the female action character archetype videos in structure and promises to say something interesting about societal rules. I noticed some mistakes in the subtitles, but that might be Patreons fault.

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Ian Danskin · July 15, 2026

I did not upload any subtitles, anything you see is auto-generated. I'll get the subs professionally done when the video is finished!

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fvbs · July 14, 2026

Glad to hear you're having fun! It looks like a lot of fun. I'm reminded of your Cornetto video. (I................might have cited it in an MA project.)

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Dosbilliam · July 14, 2026

If you can say anything good about The Hives, it's that they brought a huge amount of style to their wardrobe. Really wish they'd address the allegation, though. D:

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Pablo Meier · July 14, 2026

This was excellent! 😄 Really whets the appetite for the rest, especially because I don't fully see the connection with the capitalism movies from the intro (though I think I have enough to fill in some gaps)