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February 18, 2026

Adventure Game Tier List: Bonus Number Crunch Video

hey team! here is the video about "what twelve means." currently for your eyes only - the version that goes up on Nebula will have some audio leveling and proper end credits, but I wanted to get this version off to y'all early. :)

ironing out sponsorships for the supercuts and the next Protagony, not sure when they'll go public, but it should be soon-ish.

also haven't figured out this year's quantifica. been too busy with the "making videos" part of my job, which... maybe should tell me something? we'll see what I cook up for this year.

anyway, enjoy!

-I

Comments (15)

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Steph Beck Fey · August 2, 2026

If this is useful info for your data analytics, I want you to know that I subscribed mainly because I went to watch the number crunching video again and realized it wasn't on Nebula

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Paul H Travis · April 8, 2026

What I want to know is how much more-or-less wrong AdventureGamers was as a function of nostalgia; basically separate all of the sierra/lucasarts sequels and lucasarts-alumni-projects from everything else and compare. Eyeballing the list, I think it comes out in the wash (only one of the F-tier was like that), but would be interesting to re-run the numbers to determine HOW much nostalgia-distortion there has been historically.

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Geneva · March 4, 2026

If you're interested in determining what an exceptionally unreliable critic looks like, I think Armond White would be a good case study. Also, this was another reminder for me that 2019 was probably the best year for video games.

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KSCHatch · February 27, 2026

You could have just told me their ruling on Disco Elysium alone and I would know, with 100% certainty, that they are unreliable. That is BONKERS.

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Jacque Marshall · February 27, 2026

I have no idea what any of this means, but it's hilarious and I love it.

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Rowan Crawford · February 26, 2026

Excellent :D

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Peter Sturdee · February 20, 2026

Why? Just 'cause. :)

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Jacque Marshall · February 27, 2026

That's what I said!

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cr0nes · February 19, 2026

LOOM?!! HOW DARE THEY NOT BE MILLENNIALS ENOUGH what a game. Also, Monkey Island 1 🤌 🤌 🤌

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cr0nes · February 19, 2026

I do agree about Outer Wilds and I much preferred it to DE.

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cr0nes · February 19, 2026

I am so confusion.

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cr0nes · February 19, 2026

But don't waste your time explaining 😂

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Casca B. D. Gilson · February 18, 2026

And with that, my spreadsheet of the series is complete. I might add Death of the Reprobate and Disco Elysium at some point in the future (since I put the ranking of the year 2025 CE on the list) but for now the math is complete, and that's what counts (no pun intended). https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1I_4aFdijwLfs57A0zbHCXaUe-v-CApPe-FWXDeJ3HFg/edit?usp=sharing

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PC Escobar · February 18, 2026

I wonder if there are any statisticians in the community who could weigh-in on the methodology? The possibility of a -6 when the best score is a +5 suggests a negative bias to me, but I'm no statistician. Anyway, I enjoyed it! What's not to like about a completely contrived mathematical take-down of a defunct review site?

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Ian Danskin · February 18, 2026

-6 can only happen in exceptional cases, and most subtractions happen in smaller increments than additions, so I think it roughly evens out