Woslam’s Reverse Hierarchy of Needs feat. Mattie Lubchansky

Live every day like it's 9.10.2025

Someone doxxed Milton’s entire family history due to his claims. He’s entirely settler, 100%

All the surplus armored vehicles went to the cops, turns out we should have been giving them to the firefighters and EMTs. With an aMRAPulance you could simply push the self-driving car out of the way, or drive over or through it, only to collapse the first bridge you try to cross and tip over due to your very high center of gravity.

Fort Mac? Alice's knowledge of places outside Britain never ceases to surprise me

My brother and I ended up riffing about 9/11 for 3 hours last night. Good to know I'm not the only one with this disease/ability. Wait, scratch that, I've literally seen 10 hours of 9/11 content from WTYP. Now I know where I get it from.

"Edouard, Edouard, and Edouard" had me reeling

I remember hearing someone say that Warhammer 40k lore seems like it was assembled with all the careful narrative planning of a story written to settle a gambling debt in the late 80s

God I hope that people start giving their kids 40k names. "Lion El'Jonson! Leave your sister Ghazghkull Thraka alone!"

This ep made me downright jolly

Trashfuture _would_ be a pretty good name for a 40K Lore Podcast

This is genuinely one of the funniest episodes ever. Mattie needs to be a permanent fixture.

Is Milo aware of the Mormon Apotheosis Deep Lore?

As soon as I saw Mattie Lubchansky's name I knew it would be a banger episode.

If you’re feeling pessimistic about the new year, I’ll point out that we will soon be getting a Sam Bankman-Fried sentencing statement.

Actually had me in tears on the bus with the Minsk air hockey apartment bit

So Newman has observed that sometimes people will talk to their doorman about liking dogs and his innovation is to systematise that interaction? Like a Barista being told to not only smile and ask customers how their day is but also to log any keywords they use so they can be marketed to. Jesus christ

I thought the bit that kills the show instantly would be the peak but then bam, we get the existence of Yellow/Black Bloc

Bloor street is one of my favourite streets

I love that the new WeWork is just the high rise from the book and later film High Rise, which ended well

That sentencing hearing segment was incredible. If I was the judge I would have just said "the fraud truly lives in your bones" and give that fucker 13 years instead of 11, and I considerered myself more for restorative justice than punitive justice. White collar crimes truly only get slaps on wrists in America.

a nigh unprecedented feast of bangers. "edward, edward, and edward" would be the high point of any other episode but here it's merely an amuse-bouche

Invoking dubious Native American heritage while being Mormon is going for gold in the disingenuous shitbag Olympics.

I can't wait to see who gets cast as Robot Girlyman in the 40K adaptation. (the character's actual name is sillier, don't @ me)

I think it's so funny that Riley thinks that he'll cover anything when Mattie strikes the podcast.

Milo doing Québec as a raunchier French is probably the most wrong of his accent imitations but whatever I still enjoy it

Canadians eating well today 🙌🏼

Fort Mac mentioned, Alberta contingent calling in

God mainstreaming 40k will run into the real problem that it's the most fascist aesthetics possible.

So I'm just guessing, but the Mormon talking about learning Portuguese in 'the favelas' in Brazil was talking about his mission work, right? Dudes story is he went to Brazil on mission, cut himself on a door (?), and then went to Portugal?

For some reason YouTube seems to think that I'm interested in Warhammer 40k. I can't stop it from recommending videos. I feel like the algorithm has decided that I'm a fucking nerd and will like Warhammer even if I don't want acknowledge the fact

Mmmm, all dessert!

OK, but... definitionally, can't 9/11 only happen on 9/11? Like, if somebody drops a zeppelin on Madison Square Gardens today, will they say "oof, we got 9/11ed again?" Or would it be its own thing?

Your honor: OOOOH AAAAAAAWWWWWW OH PLEEEEEASE PLEASE IM JUST A LITTLE BOY OOOOH PLEEEEEEEEEEASE! PLEEASE DON'T SENTENCE ME I PROMISE ILL BE GOOD PLEEEEEASE PRETTY PLEASE OOOOH IM JUST A LITTLE BOY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! YOU CAN'T CONVICT A LITTLE BOY ON HIS BIRTHDAY! YOU JUST CANT PLEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Kolob minimum security prison was a good joke

Happy Solstice all.

Very grateful for the silly bullshit.

Part of the Gender Dysphoria diagnostic for trans women is how much you know about warhammer 40k

Milo's Lukashenko is best voice

ill shovel more 40k shit down my stupid gullet and ill do so happily

k so I googled 'Quebecois terrorism' out of curiosity and it looks like the last group was Front de libération du Québec. Active from 1963 to 1971. I guess they were pretty much Canadian Viet Cong

A very happy Turkish 9/11 to all who celebrate 🙏🏽

Have you guys ever been to Oklahoma?? You’d be traumatized too

Twitter’s broken and I don’t know where to go to see my fav podcasters unload… 😭

I fucking love this show

Another fantastic episode with Matty. Thank you for giving us this wonderful holiday treat. 🙏

Wolsam*