November 16, 2023

Swine Wars: Return of the Porcine

Cameron's back, he's done bothering hogs, and ready to lead the United Kingdom into foreign policy greatness, probably by getting us involved in more pyramid schemes.  Also, we look at the coked up home counties uncles who all poured into London to stop Hamas from transgendering the cenotaph, and why Britain's institutionalised governing caste is either unable or unwilling to see them for what they are.

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-Kris- · November 21, 2023

So how long until we get the flip side of this: Prime Minister Braverman?

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Man2quilla · November 21, 2023

I'd love a personal secret service guy to tell me shocking things

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-Kris- · November 21, 2023

I'm not familiar with British titles of nobility, is "Lord Forever" a specific type of lord? Is he introduced and addressed as Lord Forever David Cameron? His Eternal Lordship? Commander of the Temporal?

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-Kris- · November 21, 2023

If the stupid pocket protector of the future can shine stuff onto your hand with a laser, it can also use that laser against your enemies, blinding anyone who dares mock your waste of money

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therussianorphan · November 18, 2023

Ayo on some real shit fuck James Dolan that inbred dickhead has made the New York Knicks a fucking trainwreck of an organization for fucking years. Wasted Melo's career amongst other fuck ups because hes too busy blowing studio 54 lines while cranking the hog.

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Login · November 17, 2023

vercingeezerix lets go

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Magnus Cooper · November 17, 2023

As an Astana resident I am obliged to point out that Astana is in fact the home of the original sphere. This is Nazarbayev erasure and I will not stand for it.

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Mark Hardgrove · November 17, 2023

WTF is a cenataph?

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RBK · November 17, 2023

A war memorial, usually a big obelisk type thing (at least in NZ). Most of ours are for those who died fighting overseas in WW1 or WW2.

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Robert Alexander Vaughn · November 17, 2023

Will Trash Future denounce Hummus' sister organization al bofiyaya?! /s

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Page Chase · November 17, 2023

I mean I denounce Sabra hummus not just because they're on the BDS list, but because they're a mid hummus at best.

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Dominic Preciso · November 16, 2023

Such a gentle bonus from Milo this round;)

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GOOBER · November 16, 2023

But Exmouth eclipse was superior because it was in Westralia? I see no lie. Yours truly. The Sandgroper.

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Josh L · November 16, 2023

James Dolan: Sphere and Loathing in Las Vegas

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Raymond Price · November 16, 2023

29:08 Just when his country needed him most, it lost Dave Courtney.

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Jonas Schwammberger · November 16, 2023

I am afraid to ask. But... Two holes are obvious. Where's the FemBoy's third hole?

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Jane Ditchfield · November 16, 2023

It's his vag, we're very progressive here we affirm post-op and afab femboys

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Andrew Davis · November 16, 2023

It sucks that Wolverhampton lost all its libraries, but it is literally Mordor.

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Elaine Åhlfeldt · November 16, 2023

- Wait, who is that coming out from under the ring apron? OH MY GOD IT'S DAVID CAMERON WITH A STEEL CHAIR! - WOW! We haven't seen David Cameron since EuroMania 2016, people! What an unbelievable comeback!

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Andy Curtis-Brignell · November 16, 2023

Marcus Aur-raaaaaaay, there he is, they'll let anyone in ere-lius

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HJC · November 16, 2023

"DrakeFuture: it's about ducks" sorely underrated bit

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Dan Elkan · November 16, 2023

Wait, we're hogs. Was he bothering us?

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Nemo · November 16, 2023

he sure bothers me!!!