July 31, 2023

Ferret Team Six: TF Live in London 26/7/23

It's the free one!

We had a live show at Between the Bridges near Southbank Centre on a very rainy night, and we discussed a school bathroom realtime tracking app, a horrendous conference held by the Tony Blair Institute, and much more. The assembled cast of Riley, Milo, Nate, and Alice learned about topics such as Ketamine Keir Starmer, a punitive deployment of ferrets to chase out schoolchildren from toilets, the Leon Burgers to Government Policy pipeline, and a strange conception of the things you can do with barbeque sauce.

Comments (21)

N
Noblese Oblahaj · August 3, 2023

Pounding away at my keyboard, I break the firewall of the school restroom security network and radio my operatives: "Urine."

m
mexicanhalloween . · August 2, 2023

When will the ferret shota Nate funko pops be available?

I
Ivy Morgan · August 2, 2023

Vegan Viet Cong is good and gets right to the basics

J
Jack Fennell · August 2, 2023

I joined for the Spitting Image musical; I'm staying for Montessori Begbie.

R
Ros · August 1, 2023

That was delightful and I loved the person at the end whistling along to the theme song!

B
Borangehat · August 1, 2023

British guys love having ferrestsonas.

S
Scott T · August 1, 2023

I listen as I am driving to Bloomington Indiana from Charlotte. Gonna look for Uncle Festers Toilet

S
Scott T · August 1, 2023

Cop voice: “The toilet in question has been identified and verified, though the name of the establishment has changed to The Upstairs Pub”

G
Gee Finlay · August 1, 2023

Montessori Begbie had me dying on the bus, thanks

J
Jprime · August 1, 2023

Large mural scrawled on the bathroom wall "you are now shitting in a free Derry"

A
Aylín Rodríguez · August 1, 2023

I lived got the ferrets jokes

A
Angel-of-Deadlifts · August 1, 2023

To secure our future we need to do away with left and right? Like to secure our future we need a third ~position~ way?

T
Terra Obscura · August 1, 2023

Seven minutes? Fuck everyone who's menstruating, I guess.

J
J · August 1, 2023

In relation to the recent Twitch stream, my favorite ridiculously priced shoes (and I'm not a shoe guy) is Pierre Corthay. I just identify with craftsmen a lot and wonder how neurodivergent a lot of them probably are.

J
J · August 1, 2023

Also, my personal rule on when some ridiculously priced luxury item is a "bargain" or "fairly" priced is when it's about ~$100 per labor hour. Most of the mechanical watch world is priced closer to ~$600+ per labor hour, but weirdly a handful of ridiculously expensive makers (like Roger W Smith) actual average to $100-200 per labor hour even for a $100k watch. My personal favorite, Voutilainen, takes ~300-400 hours to make a $90k watch.

Z
Zipzapzop · August 1, 2023

Man the bathroom cops are so weird my school tried to stop kids from doing drugs by removing the stall doors thus making the bathrooms only useful for doing drugs

B
Bruce · August 1, 2023

think it might be time to take Brendan O'Neill out back. am I talking about the opening bit, or the actual columnist? who can say

M
Man2quilla · August 1, 2023

This is the one thing that makes me want to visit the uk

M
Man2quilla · August 1, 2023

Omg, I can call that far back

J
J · August 1, 2023

San Pellegrino soda in the US is still full sugar, no stevia fyi. Regular Costco doesn't seem to carry it anymore but Costco Business sells them by the case at wholesale price

M
Mulloy · August 1, 2023

when columbine happened my friend and I got called into the office and were told we couldn't wear our army surplus trench coats anymore