January 19, 2023

Trashfuture Avanti West Coast feat. Gareth Dennis

This week’s bonus features writer and rail engineer Gareth Dennis (@GarethDennis), host of the Rail Natter YouTube show, discussing the current state of British trains. The Tories are ideologically opposed to state capacity, sure, that’s table stakes, but did you know that Labour also promise to not fix the unavoidable problems with the UK’s rail network? Shocking, we realise. Also, we discuss a mental health startup.

Check out Rail Natter here! https://www.youtube.com/c/GarethDennisTV

*MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows

Comments (67)

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Man2quilla · January 31, 2023

I'm sorry, "Dom Cummings???" I'm late to British politics, ig

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PearlDrinkingMan · January 23, 2023

Bonus enjoyer unity

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Broth Mirepoix · January 22, 2023

Mark me down as a bonus moan-enjoyer

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LaboratoryXI · January 21, 2023

Personally I find the "Bonus" noises both off-putting and hilarious. Keep up the goo(f)d work!

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Oliver Cant · January 21, 2023

Honestly, the day I unsub will when you STOP doing the bonus noise. It's the one of the best bits. I don't even care if people come onto the Patreon feed for the first time not knowing what's going on. If you've got a sense of humour to begin with, you'll go along with it. The Hogs demand the moans! 🐖🐷🐽

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Premier · January 21, 2023

I will unsub if Riley stops hating the Bonus noise

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Martin · January 21, 2023

I don't care how much it costs I will buy an Obvious Fraud Office windbreaker. I will buy two. Give me the windbreakers, please.

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Tom Moffat · January 20, 2023

I think it was this episode, I think I know the YouTube channel that Riley keeps getting recommended. Was it Trek Trendy? Because I keep getting recommended it as well and it probably says a lot about my interests

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Clara · January 20, 2023

Controversial take: like the bonus voice, hate the free one voice

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Josep C. · January 20, 2023

Needs more moans the free one

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rebekah · January 20, 2023

me and a colleague found out a few weeks ago that Chamillionaire describes himself as a venture raptivist in his insta bio and have not shut up about it since

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obliteron · January 20, 2023

Bonus voice good.

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Andy C · January 20, 2023

This episode should be called “derail natter”

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Andy C · January 20, 2023

Ah shite, I wrote this about half way thru because of all the digressions. I didn’t realise they were gonna get onto actual derailments

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Gareth Dennis · January 20, 2023

LISTENER: we all forgot to Barnabas Biblebobs my name.

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Gary Howard · January 20, 2023

Maritime journo here - the beauty of the rail line to Felixstowe is that the passing loops are significantly too short to allow efficient operation at the port. A port operator told me they have been trying to get the government to look at it properly for well over a decade. Luckily, there is the fallback solution of the absolutely bulletproof and carbon efficient *checks notes* A12 and A14.

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Gareth Dennis · January 20, 2023

Can confirm. It is completely bonkers that the line is still single - though it is mostly because government doesn't want to tackle Ely North Junction (the next bottleneck along the line that a double track connection to Felixstowe would expose).

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Tommy Gerez · January 20, 2023

I love both the Free One and Bonus voices and also long episodes!

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Cyclops giraffe · January 20, 2023

I love it

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Paul K · January 20, 2023

Are people put off by the episodes being too long? I basically can’t get enough. 1 hour, 2 hour, all good!

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Mitchell Harrison · January 19, 2023

This listener is always here for the bonus voice

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big al · January 19, 2023

i love the bonus voice. bonus voice lovers won’t be silenced

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Xavier · January 19, 2023

The bonus voice is what keeps me going every week.

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Mathew Daiagi · January 19, 2023

Let Milo moan

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Omega Universas · January 20, 2023

Sucked off by a twink. Milo can moan or do unlimited Keir impersonations any time.

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david · January 19, 2023

I like the moan a little too much

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Johnbee · January 19, 2023

If the bonus moan is banned I’m unsubbing. Non of that wokaganda

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Justin Hamrick · January 19, 2023

Amazing clown honk.

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FBH · January 19, 2023

sorry I like the moan.

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Wazburd · January 19, 2023

I welcome the moan

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En Bee · January 19, 2023

But I don't encourage Milo to go any further!

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Sean McL · January 19, 2023

More erotic grunting please

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Cleo · January 19, 2023

Gruntings is the only language us TF hogs speak

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Magnus Cooper · January 19, 2023

As a brit living in Germany im begging u to do a live show in frankfurt x

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En Bee · January 19, 2023

Anywhere but Berlin.

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Whisky_Delta · January 19, 2023

I, a listener, support Bonus Moans

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zezzene · January 19, 2023

What was the big tally mark in the "we were wrong column" they were referring to?

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En Bee · January 20, 2023

Brexit?

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It’s a Lads, Lads, Lads Cast World (British) · January 19, 2023

Bonus voice/free-one voice - good! ≈90 minute episodes - also good! Gareth Dennis episodes - excellent! Britain - terrible, as ever.

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Cleo · January 19, 2023

I love the bonus voice!

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James Taylor · January 19, 2023

I have missed the dulcet tones and sheer eroticism of the bonus voice.

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Felicity Hall · January 19, 2023

I too love the bonus voice

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Andy Curtis-Brignell · January 19, 2023

I for one welcome the bonus voice, and encourage it to go further

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Zeroisanumber · January 19, 2023

I remember Gareth from the time he went on WTYP and managed to shock Liam into total silence by reciting a (I think Bobby Burns) poem.

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Gareth Dennis · January 20, 2023

CORRECT.

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default_playername · January 19, 2023

No, Riley--only you hate it. It has been missing from most recent bonus episodes and I have been disappointed each and every time.

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Cat Collins · January 19, 2023

I recognize and appreciate the bonus voice as an effective marketing scheme.

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Lumpentheorist · January 19, 2023

I love the bonus voice so much! Once it was established, I upped the patreon tier immediately. I will not elaborate further.

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Al · January 20, 2023

I love that Riley hates the bonus voice. And the free voice.

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George Jefferies · January 19, 2023

As a listener, I love the bonus voice (and the free one bit), but mostly because Riley expresses his hatred for it every time and is powerless to stop it.

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Al · January 19, 2023

I honestly don't know which is worse, a scab union or a police union.

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Gareth Dennis · January 20, 2023

I think probably a police union. I was a bit mean about the TSSA, and I think they do a lot of good worker support. But their membership is certainly a different slice of society than the RMT, for example.

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Daniel Lawther · January 19, 2023

oooh fuck yeah bonus voice, that's just what i needed

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Man, I Got Nothing · January 19, 2023

Plot twist: they give all the freight to the narrow boaters and put the canal and river trust in charge of British freight.

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wokkawokkawokka · January 19, 2023

If Milo doesn't do the bonus voice then it won't feel like a Wednesday And it is Wednesday my dudes

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Andrew Davis · January 19, 2023

One of the Channel Islands still has a railway. I reckon the gang could probably buy a concession with our Patreon money. I think it's barely 5 miles long, but that just means none of Milo's bits will go stale in the dining car.

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bonny · January 19, 2023

Full time Gareth! Full time Gareth! Full time Gareth!

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Christopher Barnes · January 19, 2023

bUwUnous mUwUns!!!

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Nuke's Audios · January 19, 2023

The soup is excellent today I adore the yummy sprinkling of bonus moans thankyou very muchly

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A Sentient Mongoose · January 19, 2023

THERE'S A SINGLE TRACK TO FELIXSTOW??? It's been a long time since I've been jokerfied by an episode but WHAT

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BilboGubbinz · January 19, 2023

Shocked and ashamed that my favourite podcast missed a chance to make a Virgin Technicals joke. C'mon lads (and lass), this isn't the quality content I pay the big bucks for!

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Frontlinecaster · January 19, 2023

For the record as a long time listener the bonus voice is the only reason I am subscribed to the Patreon. Please do not look at my profile for all of the other Trashfuture adjacent podcasts I also subscribe to.

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Andrew Davis · January 19, 2023

I like the bonus voice, but mainly because it irritates Riley. Ditto for the free one.

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piow · January 19, 2023

It's good Riley should do the bonus noise too

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Paul Rogers · January 19, 2023

Riley and Alice are wrong! I LOVE THE BONUS VOICE TOO!

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Eric Adams (German) · January 19, 2023

I have to say, I love the bonus voice. It helps me start my day.

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bonny · January 19, 2023

An unstoppable moan meets an immovable Riley