Mr Barnabas’ Borstal for Boys
It’s the free one!
(the desync error from the previous version has been corrected)
For this week's free episode, the gang is back together to discuss recent developments involving Microsoft buying AI software. However, we're more enthralled with a story from a county council in Cheshire and a proposed real estate deal involving an Australian gentleman named Lex Greensill. Hope you enjoy!
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Trash future : it's a podcàsting disaster, with borbles! With iconic sections like "the goddamn startups" and " Britain third". Sometimes they have a guest. Starring Nate (doNateEat), Miloam (yay Milo), Hussein (borble) , Riley, (barble) and Alice (she/her). Next episode is on the Barnabas Barble Bycicle Burnout Disaster.
I love a long ep don't woory
Bibble-de-bobble-de-BORB
Milegg
Goddammit, literally spit coffee all over the truck on the ride home! Fuck’n phenomenal boreblesode!
Trashbot 3000 is Milo as a hot girl with consciousness of all hosts sitting at lunch with Donald Trump.
After listening to this episode I have only one question left : Do you think Barnabas Borbely bung a bob for Big Ben bong ?
as a stammerer, the "you say my and you can leave" barnabas borebly gag fucking floored me. holy shit
Very in sync, maybe too in sync. 🤔 Very good episode!
Love the longer runtime. Who cares if we're all late home for tea.
Every time you mention Jackie Weaver (local councilor) I think you're talking about the Australian actress Jacki Weaver.
Me too, and for a while I even thought she’d retired to the UK and got elected to council haha
This hog will slop up whatever crap you pour into the trough. 3 solid hours of Hussein talking about Digimon? Fuck yeah, hit me!
Borblemon digievolves into... Borblyblarbletron! (same, but bugger and somehow it got guns now)
At this point, only Riley doesn't know what we (the hogs) want. And what we (the hogs) want is three hours of nothing but increasingly-delirious and unhinged Barnabas Borbely jokes.
lol I just thought everyone was talking over each other
yeah the first couple times it happened I was like "are... are they mad at each other?"
Your attempt at an impression of a New Zealand accent is quite bad, you need to do a string of live shows there. A convenient, even walkable, distance from my house if possible.
I’m literally the cry laugh emoji at the bits in this one
The catalytic converter thing happened here in Portland aka antifastan. The local news outlets and of course the police were blaming the homeless, but after months it turned out it was these guys who were living in oregon city/lake oswego, which is like a wealthy suburb
I like how the knee-jerk assumption was homeless people. Never mind food and a place to sleep, car parts are somehow the top priority of the homeless 🤷♂️
THE DIRCH: A very fine plan you pulled off this time Riley, it seems you finally found me... [THE DIRCH rises and as he exits the shadows is revealed as BARNABAS BORTLEBY] BARNABAS: but it seems you have only allowed me victory one last time! [The podcast explodes into bits (comedy) As Riley drops to his knees clutching his head in pain]
I actually liked the old one. Change it back
Fuck me Barbely...
Milo's 100% correct I do listen just for these bits
Convinced that nate has never actually listened to an ep of TF
And he is right to (not) do it
I can't stop imagining astronauts on their way to Mars, trapped for two years inside Elon's moldy rocket ship.
i was looking up gross stuff that tends to happen inside artificial closed ecosystems (look up space station mould btw) and found out that Steve Bannon, yes that one, has been placed manager of the Biosphere 2 mission, which feels unreal
City of London Police in brutal no raid knock.
Dickensian Credit Suisse banker is pure gold
Brigadier Barnabas Borbley of the Bristol Bombing Battalion
This needs to be the next Clogheads song
The Borbel Supremacy
Cheers for the quick work! To be honest, with the sheer amount of content you kids put out, it's a miracle this doesn't happen more often.
Oh, it was not a bit. I was listening the old version for 15 minutes, waiting for the prestige. (Any second now... Aaany second...)
the Federation Against Copyright Theft's stranglehold on our culture calls for the return of a more militant and radical Kopyright Liberation Front
intellectual property might be ancient, but it's not justified - a message from the KLF
The first time around I just assumed Milo and Alice had too much coffe and chose to just keep talking over each other