I Welcome the Puddle
It's the free one!
We review the current state of unreality in British politics, the supposed Musk war on Apple (not going well for Musk), a bit of Australian hooning reverie, and Hussein’s story about a grammar school bully making people drink water from a puddle to prove they’re not gay. It’s all coming together, folks!
Comments (32)
Alice for the win: "we're al drinking from the big puddle but some of us are looking up at the stars"
Gusbourne is fantastic but would do well to come down a little bit in price; the Champagnois cache reigns supreme and cannot be directly competed with, fairly or not (it's not)
Took the quiz, I’m an Alice
55:35 really missed calling it the Ustarma
Homophobic Starmer feels like an old school Cumtown bit. Great stuff.
wow. just… wow.
That's gotta be the blokey-est thing alive. To challenge another bloke to do something dangerous or suffer the indignity of your sexually being held under question by all the other lads 😆 And the puddle was considered a better option 🤣
Can’t hear the word “hoon” without thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_at_the_Palaz_of_Hoon
Bruce Wayne's dad, Henning Wehn.
Hoons for the Hoon God! Tires for the Tire Throne! Death to the False 1996 Commodore!
Drift, Crash, Burn! Let the Galaxy hoon!
KowlHoon Walled City
I haven't been able to stop making hoon jokes but I'm in America so everyone thinks I'm racist now
HE PUNCHES TO THE LEFT, HE WELCOMES THE RIGHT, THAT KEIR STARMER, HIS SPEAKING IS SHITE. (No Barmy Army lads in the comments I assume.)
Y'all joke about the "apple black ops squad" but... Apple does have a corporate global security division that fits the description. One famous for overseas operations such as people who lost iPhone prototypes throwing themselves through upper floor skyscraper plate glass windows or intercepting shiploads earbuds knockoffs.
mf said "volte fa-ché"
I'd do a Buzzfeedesque quiz that tells me which in-universe TF character I am
As soon as I find a treatment for my incurable disease of being born before 1990 I am going to do a "Which Milo are you?" quiz and that's basically "Which in-universe Trash Future character are you?" Nate please get it over to the gang when I'm done.
"Two hoons enter, one hoon leaves"
Wow, I took this quiz about which member of TF I am and it says I'm black Hitler!
hooning a ferry in the middle of the thames
Article: "Power, Monopoly, and Who Controls What"
Diese Pfütze ist nicht swagged out
Sehr nicht ausgeswagt
In a few years stop sucking on the puddle is going to be the new exiting the vampire castle.
doing the milgram experiment but with a series of increasingly oily british puddles
listening to this at 2am with REALLY sore teeth and my god it feels like a fever dream
You know Kanye has lost it because he went on Infowars and did prop comedy
Q angle still sounds like a podcast from a version of James bond Q where q is a boymoder
Haven't listened far enough to know if they've made this joke, but wanted to post it before I forgot: mujahoondeen
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British politics are weirder than Australian fauna or AUS TV shows. No wonder one of our favorite MP chose the later. It's easier to eat kangaroo testes than surviving in the British parliament. And probably more nutritive too.