Water 2
It's the alternate chaos configuration of Hussein, Nate, and Alice discussing the UK's current drought, its privatised water infrastructure, the fact that no new capacity has been added since 1989... except for a special boy's special project in Beckton. We also read an article that claims blockchain can solve the world's water issues. We will always suffer for content.
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Don't tell the others but I do like this configuration.
So true what Hussain is saying about cars and golf cause there is fuck all else to do in our town
Watches and patches, wine and oysters, sparking water, luxury cars. I think I am missing quite a few. I am missing quite a few, probably one for Milo and Nate, and I realize I don't actually know what Husseins treats are :O
Nate is right about biking in America, absolutely terrifying
The problem with leaning too hard into a collection of bits¹ is that you eventually turn into a later episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, where the script was literally "In your pants. That Thing I sent you. [other one liner that was run into the ground after 2 episodes]" [1] The relation between leaning into a collection of bits and moan.wav left as an exercise for the reader.
As a person who has accidentally muttered “bonus… mmm” while listening to your podcast in public, I say moan on, hogs.
H2O(2)
Turning on your tap in South London to receive: (broke) water (woke) sparkling water (bespoke) hydrogen peroxide
Pretty please interview someone clever about crop failure in the UK due to climate change https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/12/mass-crop-failures-expected-in-england-as-farmers-demand-hosepipe-bans
As someone living in Australia that was fucking stupid. "We don't need water restrictions because we introduced beavers".
Im 90% here for the Milo sex noises. I can get dystopian tech news anywhere, but I come to TF for the sex noises. Its not like Jim Cramer is about to start doing them.
A lot of German households have CO2 attachements to their taps to make the water sparkling
the sex voice doesn't bother me, but Quaaludes Acaster gets a twitch every time and I don't like that.
CRACK ON!
The long game of Brexit was becoming Greece but without the ability of Germans to do (extra) austerity on the UK
Milo getting cancelled in absentia on his own podcast
Loved how anti-Milo the opening of this episode was. Keep it up folks!
Wotortortle
Oh yes, the 5th Pokémon.
it's an incredible bit to resolve to not do moan.wav anymore on an episode that Riley isn't on, respect
100% for the sparkling water tap. Would be nice if you'd be for using a CO2 scrubber in your desalination plant to make it bubbly...
Uhh, excuse me sweaties, but if you stop the sex noises I'm off this boat
I would like to voice my specific support for the bonus moans. Or at the very least some kind of unique vocal bit.
Sucking off twinks in exchange for bubbly water is no way to go through life, but here we are
I'm in London on holiday, finally enjoying TF the way God intended: half-delirious in an Airbnb after ~30 hours of travel.
so the jab about de-growth is indirectly funny because the point they were making is that what is happening can either go like it is, or it can find a way to keep the economy stable while people consume less at the bigger scale. I know Alice loves the treat based economy we have, but the jokes about it really ring hollow as we get done learning about what else is fucked because of over-consumption.
ALSO like Mishima he’s, ya know
The bonus moans have ruined me for regular sex moans, I can no longer enjoy them with my partner, I have to get them here.
What if we could sell the cocaine that we take out of the water at the desalination plant? I think being run by cartels might be a viable option now.
What's a little moan.wav among friends?
"unless the gulf stream stops" step away from the lathe
The worst thing is that that will fuck up Iceland as well and they don't deserve it whereas the UK absolutely does.
The bonus moans have ruined my podcast listening experience, now I cannot listen to any audio media without them. My mind neutralises the moans insofar that they are unrecognisable, but the absence is unbearable
and you could have it all my empire of pods
I'm against the bonus moans but very much pro "it's the free one"
I will unsubscribe from this patreon, the wtyp one AND the kjb one unless Milo starts doing the sex noises like a catgirl.
When will they start selling Podcaster water? I see a (trash) future in that, lots of dosh and probably health problems, but lots of dosh. Forget gamergirl water, TF water is where's at. (TM)
Guys we need to bargain harder if we want to preserve the sex noises.
Clearly y'all need to add a Sex Noises tier on the Patreon. C'mon, Milo went through all the trouble of learning the days of the week!
If you stop doing the sex noises I will leave the Patreon :|
One golf course per 200 mile radius and that shit has to be astroturf. Easy breezy.
South-east michigan is dealing with a new water contamination issue at the moment :/ very fun
Wasn't prepared for the moan struggle session
Somehow more sinister than the plot of Quantum of solace
The senior and junior co-emperors leave Constantinople for a week and the logothetes stage a content coup. *somberly plays Moan dot WAV*
Will the water shortage make the crusty anarchists crustier? Or will it grow their ranks?
Why not both? Crustier and more abundant anarchists, 100% organic , raised with so little water the mere though of it can feed them for generations....
I'll quit the patreon if you get rid of moan.wav
You claim that you are running out of water, and yet you are literally living on an island. Curious.
Wait what is it the end of the sex moans incoming O_O
Water 2 (final) (real) (v4).exe
Aye sounds like some good old ransomware.