Balthasar Speedboat 69 feat. Caroline Calloway
Was it a good idea? Probably not. But we've assembled the Balthasar Speedboat cast of Riley, Milo, Olga, and Pierre for a friendly conversation with chaos demon and influencer Caroline Calloway...who Milo knows from school...and you know what? Just listen to the episode to hear him get eviscerated for his acne and an awkward attempt at a kiss. You'll love it! Or you'll hate it.
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DuckTales theme was a mercy to all of us
This reminds me of the time when I was waking from a medically induced coma after I almost died in a car crash. Good times
If TF were somehow able to have an episode with an American Liz Truss it would sound exactly like this. (Also apologies to Liz Truss for comparing her to Caroline Calloway.) This was the cringest ep of TF I have ever heard. FYI TF is usually incredibly entertaining - I’ve been working my way through the archives and had skipped the Balthasar eps until now and JFC… —— Thought I’d do a basic internet search on Caroline Calloway and I have never read a more unflattering Wikipedia article.
I generally get sympathetic anxiety hearing other people in awkward conversations, but this one was good, actually. Caroline is painfully unfunny but the whole situation itself was hilarious.
You can tell it was getting awkward in the last 5 minutes tho as Riley and Milo start frantically riffing back and forth about the greengrocer bit again to drown Caroline out and then hurriedly end the episode
noone was fighting Riley at all to cut this one as done and for that i will be forever grateful
"this will get tonnes of clicks on twitter - just kidding it probably won't" this is driving me up the wall in utter fear
at 57 minutes and 30 seconds i am brought near to tears. i shouldn't be listening to this but i can't stop. this is Milo-ology to the most haunting degree
this takes a turn for the drastic at 50 minutes
this is like a slow burn thriller i knew absolutely nothing about Caroline Calloway at the start and was like "yeah she's interesting, this is shaping up to be a fun episode" and by the time of "I was laughing to myself about 'But I thought you loved blood!'" i was fully immersed in the deep psychological horror
fade out to skip a very Caroline Calloway monologue fade in on *words* then i hear "Christian Age" and my face distorts like i am seeing a train ahead of me and i am roped to the tracks i wholeheartedly recommend listening to the whole thing up until this point so you can experience that sense of nirvana
this is so deeply Cursed please never invite her back
I'm not enjoying listening to Milo get bullied so ineptly.
I managed 26 minutes before I started dissociating
Gee whiz, I hated that
Glad you have finally found someone who can hold a narrative for you. This has been a constant concern amongst listeners.
This fucked up my brain more in an hour than when the FBI fed Whitey Bulger LSD every day for years on end
I am going to climb out of my own body this is so stressful
Poor Milo! I hope you're all taking him out for a meal (or at least a nice takeaway) after that. What a good sport!💜x
One day this person is finally gonna have a thought that doesn’t centre themselves, and it is gonna be a psychotic-break inducing trip.
She's rich enough to escape the DSM-V's diagnostic criteria for narcissistic personality disorder
The echo on adderall 💀💀💀
Well that was definitely a thing I listened to
:-/ Caroline honestly killed the entire vibe. It’s rather disappointing.
Caroline Killaway
This was true art, surely nurse sketch will live on as a classic for the ages.
That damage? Yeah folks, it's psychic
Y'all wild for this one