Goosed in the Shell (A Better Offline / Trashfuture Collaboration)
Ed Zitron and the TF Crew are on both your feeds this week to discuss the Softbank slide deck breakdown you’ve all been waiting for. It’s nothing other than the goose, and whether or not the goose was valued, and what kind of factory does a goose use to make golden eggs.
Softbank Presentation here.
Check out Better Offline at https://www.betteroffline.com!
Comments (55)
I really hope you lot do a review of the ACME movie in a few months' time.
How much could a data center cost? Ten trillion dollars?
Can't help wondering what would happen if they actually built the AI God and it said, yeah you need to do everything the environmentalists said, cars and planes are banned as of right now, and we're instigating global communism.
Xkcd 1626
All this talk of Uncle Sun and no "Say goodbye to his uncle!"?! l demand my TF be like a later season episode of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law and consist of a recitation of bits as if it were a catechism
Sem duvida, Os CEOs estão ficando psicose de IA.
Clearstone has not just submitted another ordinary application to Dartford Borough Council and hoped for a warmer reception. Instead, it asked the government to treat the Ebbsfleet AI Data Centre Campus as a Nationally Significant Infrastructure Project. On Wednesday, the Secretary of State agreed. https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/data-centre-campus-new-barn-road-dartford-section-35-direction-planning-act-2008?ref=kentcurrent.news. https://www.clearstoneenergy.com/project/ebbsfleet-ai-data-centre/?ref=kentcurrent.news
This is going to be built not far from me. Please help stop it..
Y'all, I'm starting to worry about the continued dominance of our Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks.
I was not prepared for this many goose slides.
He financing on my goose
And I honk
THE GOOSE THE GOOSE THE GOOSE WAS NOT VALUED WE DON'T NEED NO BEAR CASES LET THE MF'ER EARN! EARN MF'ER, EARN! - The Notorious S-o-N
I don't think that Mr. Soft read the story of the goose and the golden egg all the way through. In the end, both goose and farmer are both super dead.
Japanese goose buries 🥝🥝🥝
Boat In The Shell, a show about how I wish I had boat money goddamnit fuckin hell
Yay another Edpisode
The True Source of Value Golden Egg factory inside the goose What you see are the eggs What produces them is the factory itself
"Eggs Do Not Lay Eggs" or, "You must transition for oviposition."
Remind me again, in the story of the goose that laid a golden egg, it was a good thing when the greedy person got a hold of the goose who then chopped it open to understand the mechanics of the goose, right? That's how the story ended, on a high note.
Slide 50 wow...makes me wonder what kind of satire Douglas Adams would have written about this.
When the AI bubble pops, Softbank's goose will be cooked.
Finally, better future
Mokoto Goosanagi
Insert Egg joke here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGqCAmXTJBI A second reaction has hit the Goose. I stand by Brennan Lee Mulligan's point that these eggs are presumably how this species reproduces, so... And more to his point, this is the kind of metaphor it takes Business Brain which is starving for metaphors to fall for. The most depressing thing is that, and I forget who said this, these days they're not even having fun they're just doing the nerd drugs which help you concentrate. At least they're still seething with envy when they watch American Psycho and wishing they could be Patrick Bateman, even if it's not for the same reasons
What episode date was the episode about bridging loans mentioned around 16:30?
here you go https://www.patreon.com/posts/160271109?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
Uh, folks, does Masayoshi Son's use of chatgtp mean that OpenAI knows everything he says to it? 🤔
Well, gee, now, if I was a ruthless and amoral executive who'd made my way to a position of some importance and could have recordings of an important (rival) figure's innermost thoughts said in confidence to a trusted advisor and friend... or just choose not to have them... would I a) Not have them b) In this economy, find psychologists who can keep their mouths shut
I see the episode was late so everyone could watch the new ghost in the shell before recording
goose dick eversion
Man, they won’t even let me fuck the goose… is this anything?
Hold on…did Dril plagiarize the corn cob tweet from the twilight zone?
I don’t think so… in the Twilight Zone episode referred to, “It’s a Good Life”, a kid with omnipotent powers takes over a village and sends the bodies of people who displease him “to the cornfield”
> i show my plumage from Ed killed me
who up valuing their goose
great another episode where I need to sort out what's true and what's said because Ed can't or won't read financial documents correctly
Do you have a specific example or article? Just to see what's talked about here
GOOSE WAS NOT VALUED!
You could easily convince me “goosed in the shell” is a British football term for whatever Belgium did to USA the other day
With your help, it can be!
Fuck that's a good title
Goose Value 0?
in Dark Souls font: "Goose Valued"
How can you joke about goose value when Elon's sad AI birthday was a thing that happened?
Internal mechanism
“Making of Cyborg” plays off-key on a kazoo
Can't wait to have a gander at this
Bunch of silly geese in the pond.
Untitled Masayoshi Presentation /ETA: It is a lovely morning in the global economy, and you are a horrible investor.
I need this to be a real game. Complete with whimsical white boys. Instead of a honk button, you get a "sounds like a great idea, I'm going to take out a bridge loan of b/millions to give you money" button.
FINALLY SOMEONE WILL VALUE THE GOOSE
Dropped everything for GOOSEPOD
Ideally to be consumed with a nice glass of gose?