A Knightscope’s Tale feat. Josh Boerman

weebls stuff reference sent a shock down my spine

re: joseph gordon leavitt: he was invited because his wife was supposed to head openAI when sam altman got ousted, but then altman got un-ousted and she got kicked off the board. he’s like, weirdly all tied up in this

I know Dara Ladjevardian's Mom, Sima, funny enough. Campaigned for her when she ran for Congress. That was after meeting her on the Beto Campaign in 2018

I feel like the prompt for that story was mostly slurs.

Please make a $1,000 Patreon tier where Dead Iranian Magnate Grampa hosts a podcast with LLM Scott Adams

And say hello to his Grandpa

Knightscope seems to think all criminals are like Mr X in Resident evil. Just an absolute unit.

That moment you've really enjoyed playing First Light 🎮 for weeks and then suddenly Nova breaks your heart.

I invite November to go further and say "Mancunian Candidate"

Using Delphi to make an LLM of my grandad to interrogate him for esoteric clues on where he buried his secret fortune that obviously exists

Weebl & Bob mentioned.

So Andy Burnham is Manchu? Good thing Britons already love queues…

"Do not email my Josh" 🫠

Only Riley could, in the midst of riffing, land on Tuvan as the guido of Russian society instead of Georgian.

an important note they missed about the iranian grandfather I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream guy, is that the relative who he IHNMAIMS'd *was still alive*. the corollary of "its a good thing the AI grandfather we are torturing forever isnt real" doesnt apply because HES STILL ALIVE, the grandfather we are torturing forever *is real*, he just isn't AI. He's partially paralyzed, presumably still functional in the brain but unable to speak (LITERALLY cannot scream!!), in the room with his worthless fuckhead grandson who is playing tinkertoys with an AI chatbot he has taped his own face to asking it to do sexy roleplay with him and then turning to his semi-paralyzed grandfather and going ":D look it's you!!", (if you've never experienced it, being confidently identified correctly by a loved one is one of the best feelings and conversely being confidently identified incorrectly by a loved one is one of the worst) there's nothing he can do to stop it from happening and that experience is all he will have for the rest of his life. so anyway I'm converting to islam bc this guy's still-breathing corpse planted in the earth to suffer forever until the day he dies can only be proof that whatever the most freakish of IRCG guys say about Allah is clearly true

I think that roomba cop fanfic is how it's going to end for Fetterman.

Appreciate November's commitment to the bit at the start — she really insisted on powering through it and, you know, she was right to

Cadmus could never comprehend this Delphi.

Sometimes I question why I subject myself to this intellectual trauma (Peter Thiel Club), but I quickly remember that I'm paying for Riley to subject himself to an eventual aneurysm, so he could regurgitate it back in an entertaining manner. Are we the listeners the monsters in this parasocial relationship?

Turning the other army into a direct revenue stream? you mean looting?

💖♥️🩷❤️💗🌸🔥MAIA💖💗❤️🩷♥️💅🚬

they're making the belarusians watch south park on xvideos.com 💔🥀

To November’s repeated question about why her character was barefoot, I would add: why is the character barefoot *in a public toilet*?!

Of course you can fire a nail gun without pressing it against anything. How else would all the apprentices have so much fun and regularly turn up with nails in unlikely places? Edit: On old models the safety is connected to large metal strip that you can just pull back or tape to the grip, in newer models the safety is better protected, often wholly internally and only a small lip sticking out that needs to be depressed to fire; but you can still tape or wedge that down and then fire the nail gun. They are just not very powerful or accurate and most need a compressor with the black powder enabled ones being a lot more restricted.

I think it’s come up before that HK is, like me, a Jon Don apologist

i didn’t know a voice could curdle intransitively

The Mancunian Candidate

Nova, beautiful woman who's open about going to kink events: "Why is it so important I'm barefoot?"

Why is she barefoot IN A SHOP BATHROOM?!?? (I think it was a gas station which is even worse but I don't remember and I'm not going back)

Love the Qing riff at the start

I cannot believe they're making the system to put yourself in The Amazing Digital Circus

now with 66% more bullet per bullet!

November: hosts five podcasts, one of them w/her close friend, a rapidly ascending YouTuber-turned actress/action star on a major HBO series. Also November: Starts a joking feud w/the guest over how many times a badass hacker chick has been on their respective podcasts. ;P

HAHAHAHAHA THEY CALLED THE WATER COMPANY ADVISING FIRM "FLINT GLOBAL"??? THEY WANT TO MAKE THE WORLD DRINK THE FLINT WATER???????

Yeah, Dialog doesn't mess around. I forgot to return Pete's casserole dish after the combination planning the overthrow of democracy/potluck dinner and that was it. Out without even a goodbye gift basket.

So Burnham is British Odoacer????

Mf making the plot of Ubik but the moon isn’t involved

Assumed it meant Knight’s cope and was more Starmer bashing 🙏

wait, what about the goose? The goose was not valued! THE GOOSE WAS NOT VALUED! (relates to a presentation given by Masayoshi Son)

With Kasparov and Yudkowsky being a part of Thiel's friend group, I can only imagine that their meetings is just a bunch of uncomfortable people who just want his money listening to several cranks talk past each other