(700) Days of Starmer
I can’t believe he’s gone… he had so many relaunches left in him. We reflect on the premiership of Keir Starmer and ponder what awaits this country under Burnham, before reading the poem that proves AI generated art is just as worthwhile as anything done by a human.
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The “poem” is taking me out 😭
Is Milo gone from TF?
He's on tour doing comedian stuff. They just didn't put out an announcement and now everyone's going mad wondering why.
I am going to a dark room to ponder the concept of Keir Starmer being more authentic than Jeremy Corbyn but while I'm there I'll also be blaming Starmer for Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights which I think we'll come to recognise as emblematic of his whole regime.
Does Burnham wear the Steve McQueen jacket? Because Trump would actually love that
It's a lot like Napoleon's 100 days, but with a bit more anti-social behaviour.
So this is how it ends. Not with a bang, but with a Starmer
I don't know if it was intentional or not but November not knowing the difference between Liverpool and Manchester regarding YNWA during her starting bit absolutely ended me.
Oh I think she knew.
May Starmer have the retirement he deserves. Let history remember him for holding the door open for fascism to take root.
Seems like a real shame to not have Milo for this episode. Is he coming back ?
Did they kill Milo. Is he in the bunker with MancFuture
Keir Starmer resigns and we don't get a single good impression.
Re: 20:00 in, part of the issue is that no party has the balls to say NO! to pensioners, including the Greens which is part of why I'm sceptical of their potential.
only Nixon can go to China, only Clinton can reform entitlements, and only a human rights lawyer can do a hatchet job to every human right in the county
Starmer's letter to the a King apparently contained these lines: Whilst planting barley, I hear lesser cuckoo's song, From within my house; Simple, quiet, decency Is planted for the next life [I've been doing this stupid bit for ages but was also caught out by it actually happening]
Ah, the traditional British death poem written before committing honourable seppuku
I'm hoping the UK gets the full ALP special and Starmer just spends the next 3 years getting messy like Kevin Rudd
I would kind of like an episode that's an etymology of the fucking ID card obsession
Unless etymology means something different here, they did this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mt0qCeIz1s many fond memories listening to this while under a fume hood.
Look, you can have a data center in your back garden or you can have Hamas in your back garden. Pick one.
I'm still confused why.... Starmer resigned? There wasn't any major scandal (compared to any other thing under his leadership), he didn't lose a vote, or get kicked out by the party. Why do British PMs resign so easily and frequently?
I guess Canada doesn't have an equivalent of these local council elections for a party to lose, the closest thing I can think of is losing a vote of no confidence, or losing an election.
Geronimo the alpaca was the UK's Harambe
The Winter Fuel Allowance sounds like some actual Dickensian, oh please sir, may I have some more? bullshit.
Winter Fuel Allowerance sounds like a throw away line from 1984.
I can't believe they got Gina Rinehart to write the poem
Nothing like a good cold open when it’s 40 degrees
I have it on good sourcing Kier is joining Your Party
Absolutely honking on that Kier pack
"I wonder why no one likes the guy that took a shit in the urinal every day?" - Summing up the eulogy for Starmer.
With a stiff upper every time!
It IS Margo Thatcho shade in number 10. exorcism! make charles cath
rip big man, hes backing over cyclists in heaven now xox
thank you for the dramatic reading at the end, that was delightful
Diva down!!!
As soon as I heard the news, I was looking forward to this episode
I've been looking forward to this episode for at least a year
*Starmer voice* I welcome the bulgariafication of British politics. At least everyone who comes after me has even less time in power.
I would've have encouraged him to go further. 😭 Left us too soon
everyone keeps talking about action movie star Abigail Thorne as the KJB host most likely to win a BAFTA and an Oscar — until today
Excluding Devon's Oscar for "Exquisite Aura"
Sadly as a Liverpool fan I cannot support Burnham. It's one thing to be a centrist worm, another from Manchester, but its too much being an everton supporter on top of that
#NoToffeesInNumberTen
Starmer, Gone Further
Put it on his tombstone
Al Caida
Ahhh, from my second-hand exposure to the press yesterday I thought everything would be perfect now starmer has gone. 28minutes into this episode and I'm packing opium into a cigarette and trying not to cry before I get the paper sealed...
It seems like you're just feeding PMs to the columnist class
We've been over this, it's not all of them it's just distressed ones in captivity. Most reproduce perfectly non-lethally, albeit yes to some degree incestuously
Wes Streeting, as it turns out, failed to become Prime Minister because Andy Burnham is better at being Wes Streeting than Wes Streeting.
Its annoying that he's got the terf brainstorms enough so that he genuinely believes they are actually reasonable and not enough so that he thinks it has an organic base of power
Starmer actually just welcomed his own resignation, and called upon the government to go further, suggesting perhaps the entire Parliament be dissolved and the Labour Party be dismantled, and something about a toolmaker.
waow based based based based
5 missions failed, we'll kickstart economic growth next time.
"What the hell kind of a name is Keir"
Never clicked on a notification so fast.