May 27, 2026

Plumber Occupied Government feat. Abigail Thorn

Our good friend Abi joins us to discuss the new EHRC guidance and the plan to spend billions of dollars on bathrooms. But first… we look to the skies. The truth is out there. In Doncaster.

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Petrorenminbi · June 3, 2026

Naming my book ‘Blood Waltz’: “you know I’m something of a Cormac McCarthy myself”

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Petrorenminbi · June 3, 2026

Imagining the Milo riffs on Venetian bathrooms in my head

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Man2quilla · June 2, 2026

Every building in Britain will have the same "fun" fact as the Pentagon where it has twice as many bathrooms as it needs

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alice · June 1, 2026

one of the other reasons you can't compromise with terfs if they just don't care about whether something actually happened - they were all posting on twitter that the protest against the guidance in London consisted of attendees stripping naked, and shitting + pissing on the floor in parliament square. this obviously did not happen, but they obviously don't care, and how can you compromise politically with a movement like that

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Toli · May 31, 2026

I cackled like a witch at "a dormant Nazi bunker, one that's no longer emitting Hitler particles?"

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Julian Gricksch · May 30, 2026

Oh great, it's the lady who is to cowardly to speak up about Palestine

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Nina · May 28, 2026

god, that toni morrison quote is one of the most relevant things anyone has ever said

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Nina · May 28, 2026

this one: ‘The function, the very serious function of racism is distraction. It keeps you from doing your work. It keeps you explaining, over and over again, your reason for being. Somebody says you have no language and you spend twenty years proving that you do. Somebody says your head isn’t shaped properly so you have scientists working on the fact that it is. Somebody says you have no art, so you dredge that up. Somebody says you have no kingdoms, so you dredge that up. None of this is necessary. There will always be one more thing.’

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etienne · May 28, 2026

small domino: Obergefell medium domino: US christian fundies get big into transphobia because no one gaf about gay ppl anymore big domino: british isles become Bathroom Thunderdome

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Karlee Herzog · May 28, 2026

Listen, Abigail is probably going to be one of the only reasons I'm excited about HotD now with how they cut Nettles. Super excited to see how it goes!

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James Rule · May 28, 2026

Super Mario Bros was propaganda all along.

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Noblese Oblahaj · May 28, 2026

Labour: "Trans people will be separate but equal." Bigots: "They said trans people are equal! Get them!"

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Dr Eleanor Janega · May 28, 2026

Xxxzzgz

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Raymond Price · May 28, 2026

53:27 What did Abi say? That the UK would be hosting "Ida Hobit" next year? E: Oh, International Day Against HOmophobia, BIphobia, and Transphobia. That's a new one on me.

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Mari · May 28, 2026

I will wait for the Boney Island Whitefish pendant where you read one chapter of Blood Waltz per episode together.

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Olimara · May 28, 2026

Yorkshire XCOM wasn’t on my bingo card, will admit

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Alma Blue · May 28, 2026

It absolutely takes me out every time I hear a Brit making a DSA joke

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Josephine · May 28, 2026

Then they can be just a regular person about it and it'll be fine

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David Stosser · May 27, 2026

A transgender person i care about recently booked a trip to the UK, to happen in a few months time. Will they be safe?

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Josephine · May 28, 2026

Yeah they'll be fine and if they do somehow draw a joker in interactions

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Elaine Åhlfeldt · May 27, 2026

Okay re: Makersfield, if I were to make an *actual* political commentary newspaper cartoon to satirize the way the UK anti-trans big tent coalition picks their allies, it'd go something like: Labour candidate, says "I think we should exterminate them a little bit but be nice about it", gets raked over the coals for having rated The Danish Girl ★★★½ on his Letterbox'd back in 2015. Reform candidate, actual bridge troll who says something like "Women shouldn't play golf because the posture will make their uteruses invert rendering them useless, it's basic science" in front of his nazi memorabilia collection. Gets backed by The Feminists™️ for associating women to birthing parts. I don't think this actually accomplishes the task of presenting an absurd exaggeration of events. It's like a lateral madlibs swap of specifics more than anything. I think I managed to make it funny, just, we're already at the ceiling.

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etienne · May 27, 2026

as a stone-cold cishet dude who's furious about this shit I'm putting my money where my mouth is (subscribing to yet one more TF-affiliated patreon)

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Will Cowley · May 27, 2026

“Separate but equal.” “Protecting our (white) women and girls.” I’d ask how is it that the UK has regressed so far that it’s recycling Jim Crow language in an attack on Trans Rights but we know how it is. Fucking state of it.

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George Toner · May 31, 2026

“Protecting our (white) women and girls.” Oh, like they protected (any of) them from Jimmy Saville I would not trust these people with my niece nor my sister. If I had a partner and they appeared even slightly feminine I would not trust them around them either. Every thing they accuse others of doing I immediately suspect them of doing or if the opportunity presents itself being willing to do especially if it in some way harms the cause of keeping people from actually harming (white) women and girls

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Richard Fitzgerald · May 27, 2026

FWIW the best restaurants in Baker City and John Day, Oregon—both in deeply red districts—have gender neutral bathrooms. We had gender neutral bathrooms at UCSC in 1988 AND IT WAS FINE!

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Athena Von Tharsis · May 27, 2026

As a trans type 1 diabetic I may start peeing like I inject-wheresoever I happen to be when it is clinically indicated.

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Athena Von Tharsis · May 27, 2026

But also it can be good to piss at the trough in the gents-the lads are far more scared of me than I am of them most of the places I go, and I do kinda get off on that feeling.

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Vanessa P · May 27, 2026

Another day, another liberal institution comprised of cruel, vindictive individuals who have never noticed anybody's suffering and resent anybody who does slits its own throat

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Shiv · May 27, 2026

Surely the Venetian bathrooms are equitable due to lagoon proximity

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SHODAN · May 27, 2026

There are two notes of hope here I've noticed as an enby, the bigotry is by a press that is currently dying and being read by less and less people, its newspaper circulation isn't even being reported any more and still needs that revenue to survive and secondly that this movement is essentially a cult, cults are essentially social bubbles much like the economic ones, they will eventually collapse from their own contractions and other bollocks.

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Shiv · May 27, 2026

ABI congrats on the BFI posterity!

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Andrew Davis · May 27, 2026

Ms. Thorn, thank you for giving us loyal hogs some Milo bits.

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trev · May 27, 2026

Change my mind: Each month a share of the patreon funds are moved into a shell company which Riley uses to covertly fund and support the careers of the most ridiculous possible regional reform candidates. All just for the love of content.

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Josh · May 27, 2026

another Abi episode, another episode I’ll skip. I know she’s your friend to which I say: get better friends

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Al · May 27, 2026

This isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departure, or that you're not even getting on the plane.

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · May 27, 2026

People don't believe me but I am sure! Margaret Thatcher's undead shadow las taken over number 10 & oppresses & possesses those who aspire to dwell within!

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Laura Platt · May 27, 2026

Genuinely it is so fucking rad to see November and Abi doing cool shit, and it has absolutely motivated me to just ignore as much of this bullshit as possible.

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Darren DM · May 27, 2026

As a former Sheffield resident, it really bugs me that Leeds have better alien lore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilkley_Moor_UFO_incident

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Athena Von Tharsis · May 27, 2026

Came here to make a similar comment, what with Sheffield, s. yorks. being the namesake of my home city on Mars-and yes I did defect to the Venusians a while ago.

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Maddy · May 27, 2026

The BFI should put on a Philosophy Tube season

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Tovfly · May 28, 2026

BFI but the B is for boobies. Sorry what were we talking about?

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Josep C. · May 27, 2026

POG (champ)

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Eris · May 27, 2026

Much like Roz reading out a date and time on WTYP, Abbie appearing on TF tends to be ... portentous.

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Al · May 27, 2026

It's the Abi one!