April 30, 2026

The Boney Island Whitefish in: Getting Your Goat Sucked Dot Com

A rogue episode of Season 5 has found it's way into our serving of Season 6! A mythbusting television star seems for all the world to have been killed by the goat sucker, El Chupacabra... will anybody be able to convince Bones for even a moment that he truly was? Plus: Ordering for the Table, and Vincent Nigel Murray pushes the limits of sexual harrassment

Outro: Hola Ghost - Chupacabra

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Matt Sharpe · May 10, 2026

Let’s pretend more than season 6 of Bones exists. I’m watching Sesson 8 rn and holy hell I need the Boney Island Whitefish to examine season 8 episode 4, The Tiger in the Tale. I’m growing faint watching this ep as I write thid

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Brobalt · May 8, 2026

Andrew, does the chili oil have a chinese grandmother on it? If so, you may be eating Laoganma

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SM · May 4, 2026

Can anyone please point me towards the actual first episode of Boney Island? Please give me a helping hand on this because I want to keep up but I cannot find the original thing it within my subscription for anything.

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Elizabeth · May 4, 2026

Riley orthorexia arc 😢. Though on a serious note, +1 on the hemp hearts thing. My smoothies are Greek yogurt, hemp hearts, a banana, frozen fruit, and spinach or kale. Water or milk until it pours smooth. It’s good and it’s healthy

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Azerty · May 3, 2026

Protein tip: use hemp hearts (a little over 3g protein/tbsp), chia seeds (3g/tbsp), or flax seeds (1.9g/tbsp) as a garnish or snack as often as possible. A couple tablespoons of one of the above seeds in that tomato salad could get you up to 7 extra grams of protein. They're also high in fiber, so if you do use a protein powder (maybe mixed into your chia pudding or overnight oats), I recommend a hemp based powder, since it's simultaneously protein supplement and fiber supplement.

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Shiv · May 2, 2026

Have other listeners shared their content calendar vibe for the show? I GOTTA say for me it’s a weekend/daytime. If I listen on a work day it’s ONLY when prepping MY breakfast or lunch. This is my Relaxation Pod. 🙏🏽 ☕️ 🍳 🥣 🦴

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Shiv · May 2, 2026

Also shout out to Andrew and wife of the show Eleanor for their ~~dipping mustards~~

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Science · May 1, 2026

The only abs advice that is valid is from a big Russian guy who said, "Abs is not sign of strength. Abs is sign you not eat enough."

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KMB24 · May 1, 2026

Horrified to discover the way the British pronounce the word "urinal"

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Shiv · May 2, 2026

it’s a tough one

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advocatejake · April 30, 2026

Booth saw the Kandahar Giant?

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Sarah Beukelman · April 30, 2026

I have Casey Johnston's recipe for "swoalts" every weekday with 2 servings of PBFit mixed in.

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James Rule · April 30, 2026

Here's the secret to good hard boiled eggs: don't put normal salt and pepper on them. Garlic salt and cayenne pepper. Boom. Flavor spike those eggs.

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James Taylor · May 1, 2026

That sounds delicious, I know what I am trying this weekend, thanks!

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RP · April 30, 2026

I know Chad Jamian as the owner of a famous Instagram cat named Merv @mervthepet 👀

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lukenukem · April 30, 2026

Riley, I use vegan protein powder for half or more of my daily protein intake, just mix with oat drink or something.

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Alexandra Mitterer · April 30, 2026

I personally don't have tips for protein, but @theplantslant2431 on youtube sure has! Hope you like beans, Riley!

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Chris Moritz · April 30, 2026

Riley: put the protein powder in some milk and use that to make the gruel. I get a 650cal breakfast with 50g of protein, a serving of wild blueberries, and 23g fiber

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · April 30, 2026

That sounds like a reference to Dominitian's infamous banquets which ended up with a child slave dropping off ominous party favors the next day

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Its Devon Babeyyy · April 30, 2026

Fucking slander. I DO like leftovers!! - Bec

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Its Devon Babeyyy · April 30, 2026

Fucked that youre listening to the TF version and not the KJB one