Lord Item feat. Gareth Dennis
Gareth joins us to discuss new developments in UK transit, specifically outside of London, that look... promising? And not terrible? But we also have to check in with other old friends: the ones who're still scamming, the ones who've been pardoned by Trump and now plan to reinvent the airplane bathroom, and the ones who've been made earls in Scotland for some reason.
If you want to hear more from Gareth, check out Rail Natter here!
Comments (44)
The best thing to happen to German transportation is that you can just buy one monthly ticket for 50 euro and use pretty much all regional transportation in the entirety of Germany with it, that improved my and so many other people’s life by a lot
They were very nasty to Grizabella she didnt deserve that
*ANTIGUA
Barbuda not so much
Dario Item heard about Scotland's innovations in pizza and had to get his feet under the table
The west coast gold rush dream lives on
I feel like I had the revolutionary toilet experience doing the cross hemispheric hop on a Lufthansa A340-6xx, they'd built a full size stall style toilet bay in the midsection cargo area with a neat saloon door style entrance with a dedicated washing sink outside and a huge amount of walking room to stretch out. Compared to every other economy class experience it was amazing to be able to walk in an uncramped space on a 14 hour flight and do cat things. It's simultaneously meant the seating area was a lot quieter of the chatter that comes with folkx wandering in and out of the stalls on traditional airline toilets. Like the engineers really thought through the experience holistically. I'd be interested if they did any research into DVT and other airline travel related health outcomes on passengers with access to those types of toilet facilities. It's a big deal given the volume of traffic and how expensive financialising health care means it'll be the realistic way to bring down costs in round about ways whilst improving volume customer experience outcomes.
I misheard “secretariat” as “secretary” and got very confused by the movie reference.
After consolidating it under his control, premier podcast monopolist and new owner of Trashfuture Gareth will henceforward be paying all employees in Company Scrip which is only exchangeable for TEU standardised container units of Blahaj plushies and tickets to the Brisbane show of Milo on tour specifically
Well there’s your Gareth. Also, I feel like he’d be a great guest on NGNM, he’s basically the mayor of trains.
I've got thoughts on the mayor to do as well...
For a nice Metaverse precursor, check out Croquet, which had its first release in 2004
Why does Nate think everything is related to The Death of Stalin in some way. Also bring back Milo
Because it's so British. In retrospect I believe it's the most British movie ever made.
i always love when Nate is on the ep
Could you just explain what the deal is with Milo already
Hes touring and has several other podcasts
Riley, you can absolutely live in Shenmue. Yokosuka city exists, unlike the metaverse.
I hear they even have legs!
Asking honestly : where is Milo? Is he on tour? Vacation? Has he left the regular TF cast? Has he been vanished to a more equitable podcast in the lagoon?
According to Milo Edwards dot co dot UK he's still on tour. Watching his weekly YouTube program Glue Factory is kind of like methadone.
Ripley *also* knows which podcast Gareth's been listening to recently, and all I say to that is: we can't know.
Dario better be slinging pizza at that market
Yeah roblox is evil in a much less silly and more depressing way
Omg!!! Somehow Item returned!!!! This is the best day of my life i think
it should be pronounced ah-boone-dense
(taking a slice of Neopolitan pizza) "Doctor Ambassador, you're spoiling us"
Gareth a veritable Cú Chulainn the way he's fighting against Táin-ment
Unfortunately local transport is still beholden to treasury brain. Dan Jarvis as Sheffield City Region mayor outright offered to use local taxation to fund the electrification of the Midland Mainline as far as Sheffield to fix Sheffield station being the most polluted part of the city and got outright ignored because central government didn't care enough.
I’d genuinely forgotten Anguilla was a place and just thought wait, he’s the ambassador to eels?
The Manchester Bee system was such an eye opener for what bus based transit even could, brace yourselves, be. I used to joke about bus systems: Convenient, reliable, and comfortable. Pick two and flip 3 coins. If any of them are tails, you get the one you didn't pick. (it was funnier as a Magic the Gathering card). But the Bee was a game changer
anyone got that graph that gareth mentions at 34:00?
in the discord!
Scene; a coal miner, sitting at the dinner table, listening to a podcast, looks up at his wife who's making tea. He has a Yorkshire accent for reasons; "well, love, Death Of Stalin catching strays on TF again"
Largest bathroom
vocal stims: the episode
"Skimbleshanks. He's the railway cat. But we're moving on to cars and planes. Don't need to send cargo by train. High speed rail is no good. Sorry Skimble. We have planes and they can do the job."
Ambassador Doctor Lord Dario Item
Imagine how many Nazi skull tattoos 103 Croatias could crank out
Yay Gareth ep!
"The Equitable Lagoon" is prerequisite listening to appreciate this episode, and an all-time banger
Also, bad luck missing Nova -- she's been regularly practicing her "Unexpected item in the bagging area" on No Gods No Mayors
11:00 Point of fact, Dario Item is ambassador for Antigua and Barbuda. Anguilla is a different place. Hopefully they correct this later in the episode.
Disgraceful stuff, really. I thought we cared about facts around here.
