March 12, 2026

The Boney Island Whitefish in: Return of the Sloppy Skeleton

This week on #bonepod we encounter a skeleton so sloppy that it makes the previous skeleton seem downright desiccated, and us seem like grade A fools for making so much of it. Plus- How effective is pretending to be gay for seducing women, and which cast members are 'chopped'?

Outro: Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

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Vanessa P · March 22, 2026

Im not a classics person so are the socratic dialogues bascially just the ancient greek version of youtube debate bro videos where they're obviously contrived to make the interlocutor look like a fool and a knave and the debate bro like a 1000 iq logic genius?

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-Kris- · March 18, 2026

"All he wants to do is rope dogeys and yet I've roped him, and I've broken him, and now i make him wear a funny little costume." Threaten a fella with a good time

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-Kris- · March 18, 2026

Gonzo Meal Update, where we check in on the eating habits of our favourite Muppet

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-Kris- · March 18, 2026

Trying to think of a suitable antonym and my brain is just offering up "betrayn't"

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-Kris- · March 18, 2026

2:30 nice, clean drop of Devon saying "Woah, I thought *I* was the pet here"

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Jimjam · March 15, 2026

I also hate being scared Riley. Cannot do horror films or anything with (semi-) biologically plausible weirdness. The Expanse is right on the edge of what I can cope with.

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Robyn Veitch · March 15, 2026

I want you to know that u had not had breakfast before listening to this and breakfast chat today inspired me to make gruel. So that's a net +2 gruel for the pod today

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shinji's got the yips · March 13, 2026

"Let's get in the Toyota and go accuse them!" 🤣 Love y'all so much.

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Anna McDuff · March 13, 2026

Is anyone else having a hard time getting this episode to play? I get the Boney Island Whitefish on two of my subscriptions and I can’t get this episode to play on either of them, either on Apple Podcasts or on the Patreon App. I’m looking forward to it, too. To begin with I just couldn’t see the point, but then at some point it all just clicked and now I even enjoy breakfast update…

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Brian Azevedo · March 13, 2026

Hey guys- is Boney Island Whitefish the new 2d weekly episode? Somewhat related, is Balthazar Speedboat dead? Is Milo ever coming back to TF?

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Joseph Oswald · March 13, 2026

Balthazar Speedboat was spun off into a separate podcast, Glue Factory. I can't speak to the other questions.

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d'egg · March 13, 2026

Breakfast update: I cannot tell a lie, I slopped for breakfast. shitty black coffee from stale pre ground beans. I just came back from out of town and the cupboard is bare.

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catbellybuttons · March 13, 2026

Once again Riley and Devon are just too fancy! Full length tinned spaghetti in spaghetti hoops sauce is such a thing brb putting it on the shopping list rn

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Elizabeth · March 13, 2026

Vape cloud alert @ 1:02:21

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AlanCrow · March 12, 2026

Chopped Unc Gynecology? Finally, a gynecologist for me

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Jake Boyd · March 12, 2026

Riley betrayed North America by saying tom-ah-to

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kiwi · March 12, 2026

Sloppy skeleton would be my stripper name

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Nicholas Jarvis · March 12, 2026

Breakfast comment - When I do oatmeal I add a grated apple and a scoop of peanut butter, maybe some cashews as well if I have them. Its delicious, I look forward to it, perfect with a cup of black coffee.

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750voltsdc · March 12, 2026

How do the TF gang not know what tinned spaghetti is, lived off the stuff as a kid in the 2000s, I always thought it was the ideal accompaniment with potato smiley faces and turkey twizzlers.

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Nicholas Jarvis · March 12, 2026

Twizzlers makes turkey flavored licorice?!

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James Rule · March 12, 2026

I could honestly listen to you all talk about breakfast for the entire podcast. I might be cracked.

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kiwi · March 12, 2026

Nah I'm right there with ya. I follow the TF guys to whatever they're doing because it just sorta feels like hanging out with a bunch of really funny aquaintances just shooting the breeze, doesn't really matter what they're discussing.

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Leo Curtis · March 12, 2026

So Riley, you have perfectly described how my beloved fiancé and I play games together. I'm currently forcing him through Resident Evil: Requiem, and every time something scary happens he pauses the game and climbs up the back of the sofa. It's wonderful!

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Josep C. · March 12, 2026

Nice otro song. I like Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo more, but it's on theme for sure.

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BarFly · March 12, 2026

I've always been much too serious about romance in my personal life, but do regular people just call up an acquaintance on Valentine's Day to see if they want to fuck?

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Joseph Oswald · March 13, 2026

I've had someone do that to me, but I've never been the caller. I don't think that it is like... "regular" but it isn't that out there either.

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BarFly · March 12, 2026

One of the (many) great things about the Whitefish is the breakfast recipe inspo. Brb off to get ingredients for menemen.

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pip williams · March 12, 2026

doo-dooo dedoodoo

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CAE · March 12, 2026

Somehow the sloppy skeleton returned

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HowDoYouDoTheDew · March 12, 2026

Thank you!