*UNLOCKED* Ingest Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way
We've unlocked this bonus episode! We've had a perfect storm of illness among the entire cast and it became impossible to record this week, but we'll be back later in the week with a new bonus, and will have a new free episode next week.
Riley, Nova, and Hussein chug some down some heavy metals, talk about rare earths, ChatGPT’s OTHER other detour into porn (before curing cancer), and the slow death of neoliberalism. Then, Wired does some crucial journalism: talking to Cybertruck owners who all need to find polite ways of saying they have a “getting yelled at” fetish.
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He drove 5 miles in 3 days.... Me overtaking him making direct eye contact the whole time rollypollying
https://www.ft.com/content/60b3dd1c-112a-470c-aa77-1bc697d13cf7?accessToken=zwAAAZx1KZ7fkc9gs90cESpHDNOqdxvGl9E89w.MEUCIQC9QrW3V71tZ4BXNmyGHKw7aE-aZg9gEEYWh-aPF0Y4nAIgSZUm1BY13fDDGWsJ5oTX0JYhoLJ9zSDyjJPH8k2Eeyk&segmentId=e95a9ae7-622c-6235-5f87-51e412b47e97&shareType=enterprise&shareId=c38cc40a-19a9-472f-83c4-3b2de7d31406#comments-anchor A court will decide if bankers can be fired for demanding sleep
I already watched this when it came out but I completely forgot about the inglorious bastards bit so it oneshot me AGAIN. Also I saw a white cybertruck when I was in the US. It doesn't look like a pedo van, it just looks like you're driving a fridge. It's a really baffling design to see in person.
Vegas is the capital of 'exotic car is business expense' dipshits so I see about seven to twelve a day on my work drive, almost all in wraps because that steel is not stainless, and they never get any less ugly.
as a subscriber i reacted to this unlock like homer seeing Chocolate - Half Price! in the Land of Chocolate
Collision Course is the greatest album of all time
Stay sick and keep unlocking greatest hits... uh I mean get well soon
Get well soon homies
Guys today my boss’s boss talked about using Claude Code to take processes that take 3 weeks and make them take 3 days and he was dead serious and all our Gen Z employees smirked. Also yes he pronounced “processes” that way. Is he cooked or are we cooked?
Pro-ceases?
Creating a new politics where people with Tevas discriminate against people with Birkenstocks.
The woke mind virus doing badness
greg stube alert, greg stube alert, he's done something baffling and dumb https://thehill.com/homenews/nexstar_media_wire/5742250-half-daylight-saving-time-could-become-permanent-under-new-bill/?tbref=hp
Australian: best accent in which to hear a description of Trump sonning Starmer
Riley really has one of the most based rants in this episode on how the collapse of neoliberalism is intertwined with the collapse of politics. Unfortunately, much like that scene in bobs burgers where tina learns how to drive, we seem to firmly be in the “let the completely avoidable situation that we can all see coming happen anyway” phase of humanity, so a comedy podcast seems as good a place as any for such a top tier take.
Did TF ever cover Peter Thiel's antichrist obsession?
yeah I think so, "Building an Agentic Temple feat. Dr. Eleanor Janega", 11/11/25
Long live the Zitron Cultists
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My dad had to deal with FDA agents semi-regularly, and they always announced that they were armed when introducing themselves. They were there to audit a company that made respirators in an industrial estate in Ennis; the circumstances under which they imagined they'd have to use their guns have never been determined.
They were just hoping someone would ask to see it so they could show it off
Anecdotally everyone in Europe is suffering various plagues right now.
So trump 2's response to needing to make the battery is just trying to kill everyone they have convinced themselves are preventing them from making the battery who coincidentally are the only people who have traditionally been willing to actually help make the battery
Directly after the Melania episode. Curious.
Ooof, Corner Späti is also out sick. Seems that there's a specter haunting Europe
Chapo is running late too. The only conclusion is Havana Syndrome Gun
To gain access to Chat GPT "after dark" you'll need the "Not Donkey Brained" certificate from IASIP
which puddle did you drink from?
Vax?