The Boney Island Whitefish in: Child Advocates for INjustice
We’re back for 2026! Devon talks about becoming ever more Chinese, Riley gets defensive, and Andrew wins breakfast update for the millionth time. Also we watched an episode of Bones where a dastardly child advocate thwarts the Jeffersonian team at every turn, but mostly we talk about how cool it would be to bring a huge pile of pure magnesium scraps with you to the afterlife.
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Breakfast update: I received a fancy tin of smoked mackerel in a christmas package, and I consumed the contents atop a slice of avocado toast with a thinly sliced red onion and a hard boiled egg. Coffee is just Trader Joe's Sumatran in the matte black Mütter Museum müg.
free podcast idea: ‘call to lunch’ hosted by riley and devon, i need more food content
No other show would make me contemplate magnesium this much
It's a fine breakfast update, I just didn't expect it to be chinese
Song song song outro plzzz
Booth spends minimum 2 hours crying in the shower every time he groundlessly accuses someone of murder and strikes out.
Riley telling me to bone everyone has me feeling rather flustered
RE: being bitten by a dog, except in the US My partner’s brother was attacked by an off-leash pitbull, except when he yelled at the owner for help after getting the dog in a headlock, the owner just pulled a gun on him.
Omg I was taking a big sip of (regrettably a multi origin, instant) coffee and Devon's sudden "DENTAL PLAN" made me full on choke. Fuming 😤
Speaking of multiple Chinatowns, it's always tickled me that Toronto has Chinatown and then East Chinatown which is not like the easternmost part of the first one, it's a separate Chinatown in the east end. Go down there occasionally and get some banging food.
Not to be that guy but someone did figure out that animals over like 100g all empty their bladder within about 30 secs (exact figure see ignoble prize a few years ago). Big bladder = more piss = more pressure = larger volume emptied per sec
But also thank you all for mentioning how bad dog owners these days are. There’s a lecturer in another department who brings his Pomeranian in and it drives me mad like dude you can’t just bring a dog in to a university where you have no idea bout people’s allergies or phobias. It’s not an office with 6 people who have all said it’s fine ya know?? I’m sorry if your dog got seperation anxiety cos you thought it was cute to get a puppy in Covid but that is a *you* issue and it is very reasonable to not want random unexpected dogs in the work place. It always bloody barks and tries to lick you and eat your food and he brings it to things with food 🙃🙃🙃
Finally, my bones have arrived from bone storage
I'm sooo close to being 100% onboard with BYDs, except I just wish their branding was snappier. It just doesn't make for a good emblem on the car! There's no va va voom, you know?
It like, rolls off the tongue decently well, but it's such a *weird* name. Why do I have to think about bidding? I don't have any money , saying the word "bid" more than once a week feels bizzare.
Another grueling episode of the Boney Island Whitefish.
This show is the highlight of my day every time I listen to it
The Hog Slop Signal shines bright.
Cardiff has a lot of Chinese Yutong buses, very Chinese bus fleet there.
Thank you
You're welcome