The Dentists of Nonce Alcatraz

Errata: Abu Hamza - Still Alive, but extradited to the US.

This is the funniest one you’ve done

Wow, thanked TWICE this week!

100k is actually a pretty good amount of subs. Big, even.

Ok i met the founder of Adult Friend Finder when i was a receptionist for a finance firm. At the time he had none of his money invested, he was just sitting on half a billion in cash. And this will come as a huge shock, but he was really awkward to try and small talk with (my boss emphasized how important he was and told me to get ANYTHING he needed, to which he said "No thanks" and then paced around my desk while he waited for his meeting).

"starting and losing a fight so badly that your government has to evacuate you" ah yes the US invasions of Vietnam and Afghanistan

Not that I expect much from the cast about non-anglosphere countries, but where on earth did the "Denmark = fascism" bit come from?

The English football fans talked big about their fighting ahead of the tournament but got the utter shit kicked out of them by the Russians. They then did a lot of weepy posts and interviews complaining about it and have a chip on their shoulder about it to this day.

surprised to see the Guardian walk the bullshit back on who was instigating racist violence at that football game and post corrections to the videos this past week: ‘What happened on Wednesday night? The first incidents were reported on Wednesday evening, the day before the match. Police say Maccabi fans tore a Palestinian flag down from the facade of a building and burned it, shouted “fuck you, Palestine”, and vandalised a taxi. After a radio callout a number of taxi drivers converged on a casino on the nearby Max Euweplein, where about 400 Israeli supporters had gathered. Police dispersed the taxi drivers and escorted supporters out of the casino. Verified social media videos show Maccabi fans setting off flares and fireworks, chanting in Hebrew “olé, olé, let the IDF [Israel Defense Forces] win, we will fuck the Arabs”, and declaring that there were “no children” left in Gaza. Amsterdam has a large Muslim community and has allowed more than 2,500 protests against the war in Gaza so far this year. What happened the next day? There were further clashes on Thursday afternoon on the central Dam Square, where a large crowd of Maccabi supporters had gathered. Police said pro-Palestine demonstrators tried to reach the square. Two arrests were made. Maccabi supporters were filmed chanting anti-Arab slogans on their way to the Johan Cruyff Arena. Police escorted the 2,600 fans to the game and dispersed protesters defying a ban on a pro-Palestinian demonstration outside the stadium. After the match, which Ajax won 5-0, there were numerous attacks, described by Halsema as “hit and run”, on Maccabi supporters across the city centre. Footage showed masked youths on scooters and ebikes seeking out, chasing down and beating victims – mostly in Maccabi colours – until about 4am[…] https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/nov/11/what-happened-amsterdam-israeli-football-fans

as one of maybe ten Americans who was listening to The Maccabees in the mid 2000s I really feel seen thank you Milo

England hooligans are shit these days compared to a lot of Europe. Games gone.

"these homosexuals keep sucking my dick."

A true German Trump would have to be an old Berlin techno guy in order to parallel Trump's NY Broadway queen affect

Elliott Management managing all the Elliots makes me suspect that the success of Scrubs and the new name of Elliot Page are both ploys to expand the gender representation of their portfolio.

Upon mention of the cravat I thought "I wonder of that's that twat in a cravat that I saw crying about woke". It is indeed that twat.

hm infamous chicken farmers

A very weak-chinned, skinny, milk-white Measurehead accosting strangers in the street and demanding that they prove the superiority of their race by showing him their penis

Milo can't do a Danish accent, but that's ok. No one can

Virgil Texas is in the maximum security wing of Pedo o.

Virgil Texas is in the maximum security wing of Pedo Alcatraz

HMP Perv?

They hate pedophiles in highly secure facilities getting healthcare from the state but they love the royal family. Interesting

oh fun fact: yesterday i saw a thames water van on the verge of breakdown (lots of fumes, idk cars) in warwickshire. make of this what you will.

We live in turbo hell (deluxe edition, early access). , but we got killer episodes of Trashfuture. Its something I guess. Killer episode.

*Mandelson voice* extremely buttery Bronson

Sweden used to be a real country. Now all we got is a money lender that loses money while the Danes beat us at race hygiene studies.

not to be parasocial but i love november’s bit of just derailing every single statement made by every single man she podcasts with so much. maybe this needs to be a whole different podcast like ‘men explain things to me but i am funnier’

Ironically, there’s a well known dogging spot in a car park about 50ft away from the entrance to “Pedophile Alcatraz”

absolutely perfect 20 seconds of podcasting from 6:40 to 7:00

Googled "pedo Alcatraz" and got a Dutch article entitled "Naast vaccin ook deze luxe voor Gary Glitter in ’Pedo Alcatraz’"

McHell

*IFC Yipes* fuck the Hamas Knicks

worst thing about getting your dentristy done in turkey is sitting in recovery trying to get an ice cream cup from the nurse

I vant to kount ze genders

I like how the one corporation is advertising "eggs grown in a lab." Currently, it's looking like the earliest we're going to get in vitro oogenesis and in vitro spermatogenesis in humans without some sort of huge unforeseen breakthrough is around when people in their 30s are starting to check out en masse.

I’ve been on Ritalin for years now

Re the cultural impact of 100k followers - the latest generation of Hololive vtubers (and there are over 100 of them at this point) all hit 100k within their first week.

38:55 you joke but Epstein did have that whole dentist equipment setup at his palm beach estate

Can't believe they missed nonceatraz

Giga Pug

I vant.. to test.. your means! Ah hah hah!

The genetics company is giving the movie Gattaca the Torment Nexus treatment.

Who had “It’s Gattaca but dumber and somehow even more racist” on their bingo square?

🦀 🥖 🌉 Alcatraz Mentioned 🌉 🥖 🦀

Milo is more right than he could p[ossibly know. The Maccabees(the Band) are literally back. https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/the-maccabees-reunion-show-london-all-point-east-festival-2025-1235812691/

Fascism as a cravat-yob alliance is perfect. Thank you, November.

To avoid censorship, 'Hell' in Dragonball Z was call HFIL (Prounced (Hif L) meaning the Home For Infinite Losers, which would fit the current US.

There is NO ONE in the game doing episode titles like Trashfuture.

Kill James Bond live show at an Abbey in Devon in November.

Pedo Alcatraz in England is like a Russian nesting doll

All of the UK suddenly robs Tescos like flocks of cunning seagulls to get better dental care access.

As someone who lives in Dorset in fairness Portland basically is Pedo Alcatraz

was gonna comment ‘first’