Farage Bonking Fanfic

November learned about Mansa Musa from Sean Bean in Civ 6, Riley learned about him from Leonard Nimoy in Civ 4. This is illustrative of something.

By doing accents, Riley has become the thing he sought to destroy

The more the discussion of the Spectator article went on, the more I started thinking "She wants to fuck Harry Dubois"

As soon as you said the parachute thing I thought, "Huh, being a ranger made Nate bi"

Of course the radio changes your gender, is full them transistors

The bit about the Reform manifesto defining future political conversation was a good point because that's the the purpose of Reform, really (as well as making a few quid for Tice, Farage etc) - not to lay their hands on a significant amount of power, but to mainstream all manner of horrific, stupid shit.

wait, Madenach? Britain belongs to the Forsworn

Writing an article about "I want to fuck [exactly the demographic of this publication] but I can't seem to find any of them" is an incredible move

Lauren laverne is on 6 music not xfm, I wasn’t gonna say anything but you said it so many times

I work for one of the big five publishing companies and... we don't even trade with Iran.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by... a Smooth Cameron

missile tiesto... is this anything

I was driving while listening to this and “Stochastic Book Fair” almost made me crash my car I was laughing so hard

Wouldn’t the Met Gala for refugees as they come out of the surf be the Wet Gala

This podcast episode accidentally made me and my friend reinvent the bit of "chaser Keir Starmer"

Super-duper looking forward to HMS SURPRISE, as I feel it's where the series really starts and we begin to see the true depths of the characters-- particularly in Jack as a man both ashore and afloat, and of Stephen, as a man posessed of a remarkable humanity. But, it must be said, a man utterly, completely, drowning in an unrequited love for a woman far beyond him. Also (and do please attend, November, you are most hellish unattentive in these matters): "I am of her caste." Without those 5 words, the novel becomes but a paltry thing.

Riley’s increasing foray into Keir and now Russian accent work is extremely good!

It's so bizarre to cite the economy of Roman Britain in a bit of climate change denialism. One, it was a famously self-sufficient outpost of Roman life with weather the legions enjoyed to no end. And two, in Britain there's this tedious tendency to describe it as the Roman occupation of Britain (as if the Angles are autochthonous), so who are you even appealing to here? This is what happens when you let Britons read Free Republic or whatever.

I *knew* Nigel Farage shouldn’t have taken thalidomide, seeing as he ended up birthing Deform UK… (If he had taken Accutane, though, at least he would have perfect skin now.)

But the Niagara escarpment creates the perfect microclimate for literary festivals, you see…

Muppet babies theme song stuck in my head

At the Eurosatory rave on that MBDA MDMA, is that anything

Things I learned I cannot do... Brush my teeth while Milo is doing voices.

It may have been a throw away line, but the Kochs did just sponsor a music festival as their own personal stage/rave party or maybe real estate tax dodge? It was (lightly I would say) protested against due to Koch's investments in Israel. So the whole argument of "unrelated causes" really falls apart when it's climate destroying generational wealth funding both problems. Also all the same arguments about arts funding were involved but basically coming down to, well there's no other money for it here so might as well grab some of Satan's money to pay the rent. (sorry to defame the dark one with the comparison)

havent we been canning food for over 200 years?????

my dad's friends with farage which is why im really happy to report that farage is now directly responsible for my shitty dad now trying to get his pilots license