Steamboat Milky: Trashfuture Live in London (13th March 2024)
It's the free one!
Please enjoy this recording of our recent live performance in London, in which we encounter the worst publishing company on the planet, plus a foray into British politics’ sudden discovery of racism existing. Note: this episode was planned for release in May, but we’ve decided to put it out right away instead. Also, we had some periodic mic issues that we’ve tried to edit around, but we apologise for any weird sounds beyond the normally expected amount of weird sounds. Hope you enjoy!
Comments (40)
Now I'm imagining the Slytherin locket sitting in a basin full of ice cold milk and Dumbledore telling Harry to pour it all in the other mouth.
Australian here - we had an anti hooning advertisement campaign about 10-15 years ago that was basically “if you’re hooning it means your dick is small”
"Keep breaking glass", and "l like Schlager". Ich kann davon eine starke Ostalgie fühlen.
Pound for pound the funniest episode you’ve done in months at least
Age gap romance books huh? Guess it's alright to give the Tories their own section
Finally, I can now directly ask Queequeg about that tight bussy
So I went looking for the milk in ass video. Turns out there’s a lot of em.
She be pouring milk in my ass until I heavy cream
This MFer running his company like the Vietnam war, establishing strategic hamlets for his employees
GALATEA MEANS "SHE WHO IS MILK-WHITE!" THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
Nominative determinism strikes again.
So that's why Riley didn't elaborate when he enjoys schlager
May already? Damn, time flies.
I'm just imagining a nice polite Canadian woman thinking "I'm so proud that my son is so happy and successful."
"My happy and successful son is happy and successful from making cum jokes with his friends, who am I to judge?"
I like to think Frank Hester thinks of Rishi as his Maturin.
As someone who can paper their house with "gatekeepers' subjective opinions," I literally had to pause this and brace myself when I heard what the startup was.
As a Yank I had never heard the term hoon before but I think it is going to be added to my vocabulary
It's kind of over here, but when Ken Block (rip) named his outfit [hoonigan] it kind of sucked up all the oxygen https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_bkX5VkZg8U&pp=ygUKZ3lta2hhbmEgOQ%3D%3D
Can confirm what Nate said about square dancing. I vividly remember doing it as a child and being extremely confused. The funniest part is they pass it off as traditional American folk dancing, but obviously that’s bullshit.
We were also forced to do it into the late 90's, but I also did grow up in Utah where that fake folksy crap thrives.
That startup sounds like a final solution of the author
they’ve invented charles dickens but slop
Gonna try and get my book "An Affair to Remembhoon" published
oh, poor Riley's mum...
neutral assmilk hotel
apparently, the optimal form of fiction is three blowjob brothers
Well, well, well
Valhoonla
TEUTONABOO
this was so much funnier thinking about Riley's mum having to process everything being said literally everytime something was said
I like to think she's a fan who's listened to every episode.
You can substitute Hoon for almost any word during David Bowie's stadium rock phase - Let's Hoon, Hoon makes a man think things over, Hoon in your eyes, etc etc
thin blue hoon
failson hoon- failhoon hooning incident- hooncident hoon law hoonshido hoon suppuku- hoonpuku which sounds Hawaiian
New Zealander here. My cousin hooned off a cliff. He's still alive but some of the other occupants aren't. Riley is 100% correct. But don't let that fool you, we are still pretty competent at hooning ourselves to death no matter what the geography https://naturesworstrecords.bandcamp.com/track/x-town-killahz
Checking in on your (assless) chaps
Hell yes!
Like a time capsule to a more innocent time (last week)
Woo 🇧🇷