Aliens Made a Hybrid Baby With Katie Souza’s Eggs (Premium E352)

Just noting that it’s very common for people to fall asleep almost involuntarily after having otherwise traumatizing or at least confounding paranormal experiences at night. Not just for childhood alien abduction experiences but also for adults and weird phenomena that have nothing to do with “aliens.”

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Beastie Boys Hello Nasty reference noted! My favorite record of theirs

A lot of her lore reminded me of Destiny 2 lore.

AJ Soprano and i both vindicated as hell for not vibing with Borat, both for the same reason; being too depressed and unpopular and fail to join in on anything anyone enjoyed at the time & wrapping it in a self-serving moral critique which in retrospect turns out to be right by accident

Sci-fi Christian grandma's hell yea. Also "nothing is true, nothing is real. Everything real is fake"

Starburst? Shouldn't her kids name be zopnop or something like that?

I just want to say that I did appreciate Jake's Beastie Boys reference, and would welcome more Beastie Boys references on the program (but no pressure, it can be hard to fit that kind of thing into everyday conversation)

https://youtube.com/shorts/BHy_x3xPJLQ?is=ChYWTgt0wSy1Exsc

I can't believe her book did the "moon's haunted" meme.

"Well, now, don't you tell me to smile You stick around, I'll make it worth your while" 🤣

If an interdimensional wizard appeared it was probably magical Trevor. We all know about his whip

Great episode! Just 1 thing I want to point out for the future- I don’t doubt that in this case her book is AI, but the AI check apps are notoriously inaccurate. In some cases, it’ll flag famous passages from classic literature as “100% AI” because basically every book has been fed into the LLMs at this point, and then recycled into AI generated text, and those apps can’t tell the difference.

I haven't listened to the pod in awhile and just came back to check and see what you guys have been doing and I'm so glad I did. These episodes are my jam.

Kate Souza walked so Breaking Bad could run.

Moon’s haunted.

CALGARY MENTIONED 🤠🤠🤠

This ep finally convinced me to join the Patreon

Wanted to share that when she says "individual pens for especially tender meat" that implies to me that it's veal so especially bleak for "3 miles of cattle"

I just can't even laugh at these people today. I think working for space x has broken my brain...

Jake, the Beastie Boys "another dimension x3"... CRACKED ME THE FUCK UP!!! BRAVO 👏 and thank you for leaving that in

i did appreciate the Beastie Boys joke thank you Jake

Starburst is a W name tho

The type of title you read and then say out loud "oh hell yeah"

She has big meth energy, and even if she’s not a large person, meth addicts can be fucking scary.

The whole planet angels thing is just C.S. Lewis Out of the Silent Planet trilogy.

Thank you for name dropping shadowrun Travis

& where was Mr 12' Thug when she gets jumped by the greys? "Sorry Mortal, I was buying some Lizard peptides, these muscles don't get this size by prayer alone

"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS WANT TO GIVE YOU MERCH" 😅🤣

One of the better Beastie albums. RIP MCA

Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic 🤖

Travis dropping a Shadowrun troll reference. Incredible. I need to know what Travis's Shadowrun character was. 🧌

They dont mature til you omelet

Yeah I don't think I believe basically anything she says besides she got busted for dealing drugs at some point

When a white haole says they “don’t fit in” with Hawaiʻi culture, besides being a right wing tell most of he time, it 100% of the time is just code for “I wasn’t immediately embraced simply for being white and I made no attempts to learn anything about the culture or ingratiate myself to a culture that’s different from my own and to people that don’t look like me.” Hawaiʻi has a lot of American stank on it, but when you scratch the surface just a little bit, you’ll find out that it ain’t America.

That Demon Moon description sounds like the sickest Doom WAD

You know, even a few years ago I kind of rolled my eyes at Jakes "never should have given us the internet" but these days I think I firmly agree it has absolutely destroyed collective society's brain. Especially shouldn't have ever let the Evangelists onto it

The inter-dimensional wizard, appears wearing a long leather trench coat. His legs are metal. He is JP from Grandma’s Boy.

Ah, naturally she ended up in Bakersfield, the Arkansas of California. (Full disclosure, I’m a native Arkansan who has spent a good amount of time with family in Bakersfield, so no offense intended) Edited to add: After listening to how she described her experiences wrestling with demons and such in her sleep, I’m thinking it’s likely she suffers from sleep paralysis. I suffer from sleep paralysis and night terrors too on occasion, and it can get pretty fucking scary, not to mention being incredibly vivid. I could see how someone who isn’t totally in touch with reality at the best of times could completely misinterpret these experiences.

Jake go find Brad Neely's biblically accurate recounting of Sodom and Gomorrah on YouTube. Also, angels free various and sundry apostles from prison in the Book of Acts.

Aren't the aliens taking credit for creation Just the ori and Stargate

The passage about the “pneuma” thing puts this whole thing in perspective for me. She’s doing classic online evangelical exegesis, where they take a specific Greek/hebrew word, google the definition, and spin some bs off it. Pneuma as a word in the NT is only notable because Paul borrows it from existing Greek philosophy and uses it as a technical term. The aliens addition is probably that she’s not as enclosed in evangelical circles as other online “thought leaders” in the space are, so she’s willing to get suckered in by alien abduction tiktoks. AI is I think less of a factor than our hosts think. (Side note: kind of galling that Jake has even worse research skills than THAT. I know he just shits out a “script” at 3am after playing video games all day, but does it not embarrass him when he can’t fact check with a 3 word google search? like the Sodom guys raping angels thing made me shudder with embarrassment)

“She was cooked” I see what you did there Travis

I can hear Julian screaming when Jake brings up elves

What a garbage human. I am so glad she is telling her flock what to do.

I agree with you guys about how evangelicals will leave reality more as things get worse. My whole family are right wing evangelical extremists. They all believe we can’t stop anything that’s happening because it would interfere with the return of Jesus. They believe Trump, Israel, the surveillance state, ai and etc are all signs that Jesus will return very soon.

I liked the intergalactic bit Jake

The name is Fruitchews… Starburst Fruitchews

It's amazing what you can accomplish when you lie constantly lol

"Starburst" ? Not "Opal Fruits" ?

This podcast fights space warlocks. Souza is stealing valour.

I think and hope that the Crazy Town shit has to do with the band Crazy Town…

good information about humans but kinda lame you guys make fun of these types of people seemingly to make yourselves feel smart or better ? For five dollars . Yuck + Yum alliance

Please tell us more about the telepathy competition

Her and the My Pillow Guy would have the wildest weekend.

Ghostbusters reference ! 🤗👻‼️ Slimer could certainly engage with the material world ! Holy hell , he could eat !!🤤

folks in my area act so shocked when one of their close evangelical friends reveals some insane alien theory, as if the christ story isnt the same stuff packaged differently

Hell, Jake ,it sounds like you read more of the book than the actual supposed "author " ! 😀 Thank you for your service ! 🫡

Travis with a sneaky Shadowrun reference? The man has great taste

Okay I fully believed this lady’s story until a time traveling Elon visits her to ask for her help. Completely unbelievable. If Elon could warp through space and time he wouldn’t visit this lady. No, he’d use that power to finally get to Little Saint James.

Intergalactic beastie boys ref - 🙂

Intergalactic! ;)

This ep has it all + Señor Frog's and Jake's tastebud-based childhood trama. There was some previous mention of Señor Frog's in another episode I'm pretty sure so the trauma must run deep

Appellate is pronounced uh-PELL-et btw

Listened to first minute while eating starburst candy. Fuck. 😬

my favorite tales are meth tales.

🙏thank the Qgods I was having such a bad night, and then I heard her so vehemently declare the name 'Starburst' and I lold into the next dimension.

This title fucks.

My goodness this title lol