Trapped On Epstein Planet (E358)

The comment made about how the public can't help but want to do a deep reading of everything to understand the horrors actually was pretty poignant for me as a violent offence victim. Ive had the same compulsion to understand what else the person who hurt me has potentially done, and I think it is a response to trauma and to the desire for justice at least on an individual level. Maybe on a larger group level that is what that urge is - the urge to understand what all these things mean.

I love Jake's impression of Epstein! That voice really cracks me up ! 😂

Is it true Trump wants to rename Epstein Island "Podesta Island"?

Very solid episode. I learned but I also laughed and cried. Thanks y’all

"What else could 'He's a Pizza Guy too' mean???" Depends, is there any possibility that the guy in that sentence is from one of the 5 boroughs and is just an unbearable dbag if you suggest pizza can be made anywhere but New York City?

New drinking game. Every time Julien says “power structure” drink!

The spelling HOLYYYY

Travis “Not Ideal” View

I don't think /pol/ was created to specifically defend Trump or Q or whatever - but to make a space on the internet people like Steve Bannon could infiltrate to spread far right messaging to a crowd of angsty teen nerds who were already angry because Lowtax didn't want loli hentai on the Something Awful forums. "All this for 10 dollars" have an episode on it that was released before the files. I highly recommend it. S2E24 - "How Banning Hentai From A Comedy Forum Changed The World"

Moot’s project at the time was Canvas, he was making an earnest shot at being a real Web 2.0 guy and seeking investment and connections. If he were to state anything, that would be the rationale for and substance of the meeting

Love you guys but I think you maybe don’t get how Jewish folks use “goy/goyim” lol

I can’t justify continuing to give you guys 5 bucks a month if Jake is going to keep wasting it on leveling up characters in a game that becomes obsolete on an annual basis.

IG is full of Michael Jackson was innocent slop

When Travis was trying to get to the analysis of the files and talked about Brunel’s arrest and subsequent death, Julian said WHOOPS for the first time and a freaking lost it! So funny J

threads has been such a fuckin nightmare. i keep having to tell ppl that they do not have to hand it to qanon, nor do they have to believe candace owens

Jake is a Level 7 Susceptible

WHY DOES JAKE DO THAT VOICE WHEN HE DOES AN EPSTEIN IMPRESSION IT’S SO OFF BASE 😭😭😭😭

I think Chris Poop met with Epstein because he was trying different .com alternatives to 4chan. I remember him starting his social media website at the time.

goddammit this is so far from ideal

WE LOVE U JULIAN! 🖤

Big titty Latina parties mentioned

Please, I beg you, rein in Jake’s neurosis. He adds nothing.

Threads is the best. Unfortunately META related

Just checking in, when are we burning this shit to the ground. Asking for a friend.

I think many of us don't use Threads because we already feel too entangled in meta's tentacles.

Moot was a puppet from the beginning. 4Chan was dumped in his lap with the intent for him to run it into the ground because the original crew had real lives and they wanted to distance themselves from it and he was a minor. Bannon has not been shy about using it to weaponize a whole generation of young men to the right. It was a way to introduce them to misogyny. Even if those young men never visited the site, their friends did, while Gislaine was on reddit where the same thing was happening via red pill/incel spaces. They had their nasty little fingers stirring up a huge cultural change in the attitudes, beliefs, and extremism of right wing men. Look at where we're at.

22:00 I’m going to be honest I think Jake deserves all the pain and suffering he faces playing 2k and call of duty. Like how can someone just play the most trash games I’ve ever heard. This is the video game equivalent of hearing someone talking about how thier Jordan Peterson diet is causing them diarrhea

Travis speaking from the heart about how much of a fucking loser Elon was for pestering Jeff about when the next epic bacon party was going to be on Christmas morning was the highlight on this one.

1) you’re thinking of Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots (or Beyblade) 2) Love you Julian but there is no such thing as ‘underaged women’-they are teens, children, minors. You have never EVER heard of ‘underaged men’. It’s language that’s trying to minimize the trauma of these girls. We live in hell

Yeah. We're going to need you guys to revisit Tom Arnold.

Omg Jake bill gates ❤️❤️❤️

11/10 Episodes guys. Jake, I feel like you've been revitalized in some way. And Julian, you're appreciating Jake again despite himself - for now j/k lol! But guys, this is the "Giant Evil Gods..." moment from Cabin in the Woods isn't it?

Car

I love when Liv is on.

I, like you, am having a parasocial relationship with Julian

I think the movie Threads might be too much for our sunny spirited Jake. It’s one of my top terrifying movies, and bleak AF.

It's impressive(? best word l can think of) that Elon's loserdom spared him from personally committing crimes against children, but metastasized into an machine that commits child abuse in industrial quantities by also committing an environmental crime against Memphis.

Goblin Travis at 1:12:32

Julian sounds much more like himself this ep. Good to hear. Was getting worried.

Kara Swisher is on threads! Love her feed!!! But yes threads is fun as hell, and can be hard to determine genuine sources.

Jewish supremacy exists, just like Christian supremacy, white supremacy, etc.

This is weird: The épisode just stops at 2:55, won't play, and any attempt to go past it just sends me back to the beginning.

Also... re the Gates emails. people seem to be missing that Jeffrey is writing this on behalf of a disgruntled employee. He's helping the employee blackmail Gates by throwing that shit in... Adds a new little spin to it.

The worst thing about Epstein's writing style is that (at least on important communications) that motherfucker drafted everything. Multiple drafts over multiple days. And he still couldn't be bothered.

Im so over it y’all. please make me laugh 🙏🏽

Jake's impressions are ON POINT.

I saw a showing of fire walk with me with Ray Wise and he's not evil afaik but he has such a presence where you can really believe it, he has played the devil, literally.

Thank you so much for digging into the insanity about the files on Threads. People are going nuts on then, and not in a good way.

Lol Bannon saying "Melville's Paradise Lost". These are the guys who swear everything they do is just out of love for "western civilization"

Such a good episode. Thanks y'all!

Ok, I know the last movie night was a bit of a disaster with a lot of pedantic blowback. But hearing Julian saying Viva La Revolution, makes me wanna hear the boys thoughts on One Battle After Another.

Had the episode on pause for a few hours, kinda forgot where I was. Went to the bathroom, and when I unpaused the episode Jake just immediately says "your penis". Jump Scare.

Jake’s ability to fully capture the dumb, obnoxious character of Epstein is genius. Also, great to have Julian back.

I’m on board with “whoops”, but it has to be done in a Jerry Lewis / Professor Frink type accent

Great episode. Laughed out loud multiple times, which was nice because this shit is so grim. Also, the comment about Banana Republic spam emails being in the docs really helps drive home how this evil has a rich-guy mundaneness to it.

Mossad conspiracy theorists rejoice (and also cry). I mean, of course it was Mossad… and of course Trump is still covering for these elites. More criminals were redacted than victims.

Not Julian recommending Threads (1984) to Jake!! 😭 I watched it 14 years ago and came away legitimately traumatized lmao

liv agar

if you need a mobile game, play Umamusume

This was great. Julian sounded well. Love to see the quad together.

The w=ird placing =f symbols in the files is the result of the DOJ doing a sloppy job of scanning the documents according to other posts I've seen. I saw someone demonstrate how it might make the documents harder to search (implying it was intentional) but I'm not sure if that's the case.

'Threads' is the only film to cause me to pause and walk to the bathroom thinking I was going to vomit. I don't have a weak stomach or anything, it's just THAT nauseating. 10/10 Every person should have to watch it.

Jake's Epstein voice is canonically what he sounds like to me so it was weird to hear his voice

If you're in need of a cathartic laugh after this watch The Onion masterpiece Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

I am SO glad watched Twin Peaks before hearing 8:10

The only source I trust.

This shit is making me believe the Tsuki project again cuz if I knew about this and was in charge of the universe I'd turn it off too

me screaming “BEYBLADES!!!” alone in my apartment

There’s a lot going on here in Scandinavia right now that you don’t want to miss. It’s come out that the Norwegian Crown Princess Mette-Marit had a flirty email correspondence with Epstein at the same time as her son (who seems to be a total a-hole) has been charged with 32 crimes. A double royal scandal, and it might be that Norwegians no longer want to keep the monarchy.

They play in New Jersey, those are the New Jersey Giants.

Wb Julian, this shit fucking sucks! Couldn't imagine doing this episode without him

Julian, I missed you!

Awe yeah Julian time

It's not ideal.

Been waiting for all these Jake impressions. The Epstein voice makes me feel slightly better about the evil he wrought

Hell yeah threads movie mentioned

He was a terrible typist, but a lot of the garbage in the emails are the end result of email messages converted to text and passed back and forth across forensic systems.

I almost feel like this episode should've had the classic QAA intro song just for how much this harkens back to the early day of the podcast. Kinda like how the J6 episode used the old theme song. It would've been thematic to hear "I miss the irrepressible Q" or "Alien life, pedophiles, and it just seems to tie these things together" or "Whats up QAA listeners".

Liv Agar is NOT in the Epstein files. Our GOAT remains the GOAT

Yeah that "Threads" movie is on YouTube and it's quite grim.

I've been DYING for this to come out

My favorite conspiracy bois and grills on my computer box

Can always tell if Liv is on an episode by how fucked up the topic is

Liv Agar P.S. I’m so glad Julian is back and well! The 4 of you together are just the best!

I’ve been thinking about the movie Threads for weeks (no particular reason, I’m sure) and I was a little relieved, at first, to hear I’m not the only one.

Travis baking? A further-pilled Jake? Liv Agar? This is gonna be a banger!

I hope they talk about the big brained individuals logging into Epstein’s outlook. FBI was smart enough to leave his passwords up so a few daring people logged in. Permawatch list for life.

Needed this today

Been waiting for this one.

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