A Guy Who Never Dies, Jeffrey Epstein (E333)
Jake, Julian, and Travis try to make sense of Trump’s continued and ineffective attempts to make his base stop caring about the case of Jeffrey Epstein. In some conspiracist circles, Trump’s moves on this issue are so confusing that they have resorted to “Trump clone” theories. We also discuss the Wall Street Journal (WSJ) report that revealed the cryptic birthday note that Trump sent to Epstein.
For dessert, the Jake Street Journal (JSJ) has done an investigation of its own and secured a collection of additional birthday wishes written from Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein.
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REFERENCES
Jeffrey Epstein’s Friends Sent Him Bawdy Letters for a 50th Birthday Album. One Was From Donald Trump
Judge overseeing DOJ Epstein grand jury records request asks for more information
Trump may not see the Epstein grand jury records for a while — if at all
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/18/jeffrey-epstein-grand-jury-documents-case-00464189
Americans are broadly dissatisfied with how much Epstein info the government has released, CNN poll finds
https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/15/politics/jeffrey-epstein-cnn-poll
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Comments (88)
Well giving this a re-listen as the physical letter has been released.
Were we supposed to know who was talking at the end? I didn’t recognize the voice….
Project Camelot… Sweary Carrie… it’s all coming back to me
I am once again begging for a Eurovision episode
Yes! And an explanation as to why Israel AND Australia can compete! (And Russia can't...🤔)
Remind me to switch my load out. I don’t wanna go in and pop a bubble, Jake.
You guys absolutely have to do an Eddington movie night. It is a QAA fever dream from start to finish
Let's go
Enigmas=Gamines=Young girls
Wow
Jake I made the same Ninth Gate reference. Then I remembered it's directed by Roman Polanski, famed pedophile... cooking time .... Ninth Gate was real....
These letters sound so homoerotic
Yea, I'm starting to wonder if he's less afraid of the child molestation coming out, and more afraid everyone finds out they were fucking each other.
The problem with repeating "Cursed Media Dot Net" is that the Homestar Runner that has been living in my brain for the last 22 years is just constantly, proudly, following up with "IT'S DOOOOOT COM" d-:p
Epstein isn’t a narrow topic to return to, its egg shaped.
Trump is going to die from a heart attack or from just being an old lazy fuck and noone is going to face any consequences.
Yep. Then we have the technocracy with puppet JD Fatboy. Followed by President Tucker Carlson.
Trump symbolized as public hair... OK, that works for me.
I would buy prints of Jake’s Trump-Epstein birthday cards PLEASE
I love all of you but I just want to state that Jake is the reason I listen to this show. The Destiny special in the country club lounge takes the cake.
Also , I'm sure during the hacking trial it was alleged that Murdoch had a secret sizeable vault of kompromat on many key figures. Perhaps the JSJ could look into this ?🕵️♂️
Great investigative journalism from the JSJ. Where do I sign up?! Pleased that Julian sounds in a better place on this episode and we got to hear a lot more from Travis . Good balanced episode 👍
I got a new profile pic
It's supposed to be a rubber clad child tablet instead of a laptop
'We have accompliced quite a lot this year's is soo hard
Maybe the real epstien suicide was the billionaire friends trump made along the way
Knowledge fight mentioned
DAN AND JORDAN
Its the ONE THING that the MAGA/Q base will not let pass, PEDOPHELIA!! He could send the marines to a park where a protest is occuring, have them kill everyone at the protest and lose no support, but this issue is beyond the pale. Its so NUTS!!!
Yeah, I’m not so sure. They only seem to care about CA when it’s wrapped up in some kind of wild conspiracy theory. Don’t hear much outrage at the abusive pastors that seem pretty rife in the evangelical church. They also don’t seem particularly supportive of the victims.
we know he’ll wiggle out of this like a goddamn greased pig yet again
Does Julien think cows are killed by shooting air into their heads, and not with a pneumatic spike!? If it were anyone else I wouldn’t say anything, but I know Julien would call someone else out for not knowing this, if he did.
“darkest episode of impractical jokers ever” lol
The best part about the Epstein blow-up is that it really does feel like we're back in 2018. It's really a testament to how shitty things are that I now look back at that time period fondly.
It's wild that our water is being protected because the Republicans are shutting down congress to avoid talking about Epstein. What a time to be alive.
BlueAnon was definitely baking the letter to Jeffrey on Bluesky. They decided enigma was code for “gamine” a French word that apparently means young woman?
Julian is so annoying and negative.
Sober?
The democrats did not burn Bill Clinton, they still had him giving speeches at the DNC and other events, despite it being incredibly obvious, that he was deeply implicated, with how often he flew on the Lolita Express.
And…
Cursed media is cool and all but whereabouts do I subscribe to Jake Street Journal?
That’s all I want at this point.
First: Julian, CSA is not a "joke" & you shouldn't be laughing about someone being a PDF FILE (not even uttering that word unless it serves a PURPOSE). How many times have listeners spoken up about this?? This episode, just launched right into continuing to trivialize this horrific crime and it's lifelong impact on the only people that matter in these cases: THE VICTIMS. [NOTE: For those who can't read good, notice when I'm talking about the "TrueAnon" podcast that Julian recently name-dropped... & remember that Julian is only 1/4 of the QAA Podcast, 1/6 if we include Annie & Brad. His influence is outsized & I have not once criticized any other host bc they're the reason I'm a longtime listener. When both Jake & Travis had to repeatedly stop Julian from threatening WSJ, you know he's jumped the shark.] 2nd, yes, I picked up on Julian's NON-sarcastic tone while admitting to voting for Trump "3 times" and how he'll "vote for him again" not GAF about term limits. I was worried the problem with this podcast lately is that Julian takes inspo from the Right-wing podcast, TrueAnon, and their hosts LITERALLY just admitted to working for the Trump Campaign, still being in close contact with them... And being big Trump supporters all along. Their podcast, for which they make $168K/mo (on Patreon alone) spoon-feeding doublespeak sludge to unfortunate souls, was legit born out of Epstein QAnon baking, and yet now they believe "the Epstein stuff was blown out of proportion" and that people "are dumb if they turn on Trump." (paraphrasing bc I'm not hate-relistening) What makes it all the more believable that Julian is still a fanboy of TrueAnon, is how most of the ep has devolved into actual PR advice for Trump. Well, ya know what? It's annoying when YouTubers launch into PR diatribes when covering scandals, "just say this," "should've worded it that way," "apologize & take accountability if you want to stop bleeding followers," etc — so how annoying do you think it is when QAA's acting like a drama channel that actually cares that Trump keeps his base?! WTF?? Julian stated, dead serious, in the most sadistic tone, that he voted for Trump... "Even the year he lost." I re-listened to this admission 4x — so don't @ me that he was "being sarcastic." I'm beyond disappointed in whatever tf this podcast has become over the last month. You haven't bothered covering the coup attempts on Los Angeles or conspiracies made up about anti-ICE protests; you won't cover the months of MASS deportations of HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of innocent human beings in violation of their Due Process & Habeaus Corpus Rights, the Geneva Convention, and the ICJ & ICHR statues, to notorious El Salvadorian prisons where they're being sent to DIE. Funny how not a single news outlet covering Hunter Biden's 2 recent interviews, mentioned he spoke-up on how the victims of this genocidal deportation are being sent to an actual death camp. Dear Julian, THIS IS WHAT ACTUAL GENOCIDE LOOKS LIKE. So sick of the hypocrisy!! His meltdowns about everything except what's going down right here, inside the country you make an entire podcast about whether or not you're even a US resident or Green Card holder. You make money covering American fuckery, namely destructive and indoctrinating conspiracy theories & cults... But now, you're losing focus and giving a Fascist dictator PR advice, while admitting you voted for him. If untrue, not hard to prove it. Really sadistic to your audience regardless. Humanizing Tangerine & JOKING about CSA, got me pausing this episode and wanting to give up. Your listeners deserve better. It didn't used to be like this!! Seriously, seek treatment, not creating a new cash grab podcast network I have to hear ads about on Patreon content!! No, I'm not going to repurchase Patreon content, I'm already broke enough. So naive, I literally thought this 3rd Epstein episode this month would actually contain information in it. Woe is me.
... Seek medical help.
Stansbury at the end was a nice touch.
A Gal That Isnt Appearing on This Podcast
Liv agar
Enigmatic Park
JAKE STREET JOURNAL!
Julian,please,give them a break lol
Epstein conspiracy theory is distraction from Butler conspiracy theory
or is it the other way around
Tulsi Gabbards white pussy hairs could be a good podcast name.
We're on Ja-ake Street And it feels so sweet 'Cause the world is but a treat When you're on Jake Street
can ya tell me how to get
a hot bag of socks
I am absolutely giggling my ass off at “dropping Hillary like a hot bag of wet socks” 😂😂
I don’t giggle much, but when I do it’s because I just got a Patreon notification about a new QAA episode.
God dang Loch Ness Julian just wants another three fiddy from me
November Kelly on point as usual
Feels good man.
a hot bag of wet socks
Omgosh! It's been a clone! That's why there's no scar on the ear!! Duh!!!
na he's just a Crisis Actor
It’s wild how much more insane this has gotten since they recorded this. The Obama ai that trump truth socialed, shutting down the house till September, tulsi gabbard trying to incriminate Obama in the 2016 election interference. Like, wtf
I think his argument would be “I know it’s a hoax cus I’m 100% completely and totally and beautifully innocent”
I also saw someone observing that "enigma" is an anagram for gamine which is like a young beautiful but mischievous girl and it's supposed to be code but idk that seems a little too qanon.
way too qanon; (HEAVY quotation marks) "fun" coincidence tho
Julian bringing all news levels of pedantry
You can tell when a story is breaking Travis’ brain because he’s the most talkative on those episodes
he even out loud agreed with Julian
We have the Jake Street Journal, one time WAPO reporter Travis View, and Julian Wintour?
Ok, so if I'm subscribing to this can I listen to cursed media or do I have to pay more? 🙏🏻
Geriatric Park
I cannot describe how much I want to hear a Jake script based on Jurassic Park about Epstein Island. I feel like it would get extremely melted.
is Pedophile Park the penultimate installment in the flynnoverse?
A pal is a wonderful thing
much like a secret
I’ve never written a picture in my life
I especially don't write pictures of women
He was not a big factor in terms of… LIFE
4st
"Guy that never dies"= guy that people keep talking about even after i had him suicided
Exactly what I thought. Literally sounded like a slip of the tongue, a covert admission of murder, to me.... "This guy just won't die, even though I killed him 6 years ago"
Laepep
a funny thing happened on the way to the Jake story
A Girl Who Always Livs Agar
woman! the time is rife with cause for these terms not to remain interchangeable