Jake’s Takes Volume 6 (Premium E293)
This episode doesn’t just include Jake’s takes. It also includes Travis’ views and Julian’s feels.
The boys unpack the fallout from the Trump/Elon rift, mystery urine, Ghostbusters acapella, AI-powered accounts on Twitter that argue with each other, the Weezer-related risks of killing baby Hitler, Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning, and a chatbot that recommends an addict to try a little meth.
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Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com)
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Comments (156)
I love when travis talks about pinback
My team got a Ghostbusters question at trivia last night because of Jake. Thanks!
Hell yeah, Pinback mentioned
It's wild to call Vedal just some guy in a story with Neurosama, as he is the creator of Neuro who is a AI Vtuber
Best. Jake's Jake's. EVER!
Liv aghast.
Liv Agar
this is at least the second time I recall Pinback being mentioned on this show. hell ya
You should do an episode where Julian talks about things he does like (besides ******** a ******* with a ********) lol
Not my oshi Jake talking about Neuro-sama. I would kill for a QAA about Vtubing
I desperately want to hear a live reaction to Gawr Gura at the dodgers game
I've never agreed more with another human as much as I do with Jakes take on the butter pump system needs a hero to revamp that so we can get the butter on all the piece of popcorn. Why has no one figured this out? Maybe like a warm dryer situation you put your pop corn in and it dispenses an equal amount of butter during a warm tumble dry cycle.
"Welcome to the 7th annual South Korean acapella championships! Now the moment you've all been waiting for. Introducing celebrity judge, podcaster from the QAA podcast, Jake Rockitanskiiiiiiiiii!!!!"
Fuck yeah Pinback!
Where is the discord server link for patreon subscribers?
the ghostbuster acapella bit felt like my own personal on cinema
Aren't Radiohead Zionists? More problemtic faves from Jake, smh
Haven't seen them make specifically pro-Zionist comments (which isn't to say that they haven't: I've largely tuned out after Thom's repeated dogshit takes and insistence on both-sidesing it) but Thom and Jonny are definitely both vocally pro-Israel and the band repeatedly plays in an apartheid state and criticizes calls for them to participate in BDS.
I don't want to sound cruel but every time Jake describes some food based adventure I can't help but just picture Gunther from the Simpsons acting it out. With this ep that made me nearly pish myself laughing
This episode had me laughing so hard I choked
Man Travis was mad haha.
I very much enjoy listening to Jake talk about Weezer and Ghostbusters, even though I've never heard Weezer and never seen Ghostbusters.
I got distracted during the Weezer Monologue and zoned out typing out a text message - Jake was still going when I started paying attention two minutes later.
How do we get into the discord? I have been on this patreon for about 5 years and never figured it out 😭
there’s a link on the website (qanonanonymous.com)
I’m only like 17mins into this episode and I have been on a damn rollercoaster of emotions
(Also, the Republicans do understand, on some level, that their entire grift is dependent on being the underdogs. It has been since arguably at least Reagan)
Hell yes pinback
How can I make a submission on the discord for Jake’s takes? I tried but I can only read in that channel.
I would go back in time to kill baby Hitler if only for Weezer not to exist
I kinda love that that ghostbusters
Really love the episode guys, super happy I paid money for this. My college band was The Killers (sams town era)
I got it! The answer to He Man’s tiger’s name is Battlecat! (Cringer as his alter ego).
The plot of MI:FR was 1% about AI misinformation and 99% the AI just taking over the worlds nukes and threatening to send the earth to the dark ages
"Just unloading on each other"
UBC Julian is so real. I'm a bit younger, but the llama wool hoodies were still an important part of campus life by my time
because i'm a sniveling little news freak who works in the Portland market, KKTV 11 just shared Steve Dunn's KPTV article. I wish my station had covered the pee maniac.
My contribution to the confessional: In grade 11 I would wear one of those big hats meant to contain dreadlocks. I’m white, and I didn’t even have white boy dreads. Just a big cobain-esque mop of hair. (It was 1993)
Former butter goblin here. Place a straw on the nozzle and get to pumping.
They let you control the butter?
I feel attacked
MORE JAKES TAKES!!!!! I want the Jakiest takes
Donald and Elon are like the Fuchs brothers from the movie "Used Cars"
Popcorn tip: use a straw to inject fake butter into the center of the popcorn
Amazing tip
Pinkerton / Nookie > Blue Album
Please never make me listen to Grok again. I deleted twitter for a reason
He sounds a bit like a robot Matt Smith.
OTHER CULTURES LOL
I love funding Jake’s various noises
Has Jake not been paying attention to what members of Radiohead have been doing lately??
Any other Chicago folks think Jake's Dave Matthews band story was headed elsewhere? (Their tour bus dumped shit on a sightseeing boat in the Chicago River in 2004)
Fuck yeah. Travis with the Pinback!
By far the best of all the bands mentioned (subjective opinion obviously.)
Jake, Dan Pashman had a solution to your popcorn problem: get a straw and pump the liquid butter into the straw. With this setup, you can control how deep the straw is, and thus how deep the butter is deployed. Stick it all the way down, pump, pull it up a bit, pump, repeat.
There’s just something so captivating about Jake’s mind…
Had a flashback to war hearing the name Jeff Sessions - I cannot believe he’s still with us
Way of the road boys
Jake should be a guest on On Cinema Online
Jake is now responsible for me pausing the episode only halfway through so I can go listen to Third Eye Blind… Lol
Neuro-Sama is an AI Vtuber streamer, who's collabed with human youtubers like they're a real person and the "Vedal" guy prompting Grok is its creator.
I hate the future
absolute no liberal rehabilitation for MUSK. hes a racist nazi
It's weird hearing QAA crossover with VTubers.
"Premium episode"
You guys are extravagant crackers
I’m confident it’s not Ray because the way of the road is to throw your piss jugs out the window.
Liv’s Gives
The AI voices sound like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy…. maybe Elon is a fan?
I enjoyed the Mission Impossible film.
I wonder if Jake's feeling of the whole movie basically being exposition has anything to do with what I've read others talk about with some new Netflix shows which are engineered with the assumption that the audience is mostly looking at their phone, and thus will be confused if they aren't constantly having their hands held through the plot... Not a great sign
Travis listening to Pinback in college automatically puts him among the coolest podcasters ever
Jake killed Brian Wilson by mentioning Beach Boys on this episode
Lmao had this same exact thought when learning he had passed.
My only Weezer opinion is that Burndt Jamb is my favourite song of theirs.
Thanks OG 3 for this fun episode. Made me laugh to realize that frozen/glitched Travis is indistinguishable from silently listening Travis with no hemp anecdotes to contribute.
Dickhead Correction, garland wrote 28 days later, Danny Boyle directed it… also I’ve been quiet for a long time, I love you jake, it’s fun getting in your brain… but your music taste is so fucking atrocious. Like I don’t care about weezer, but making me listen to John mayor is absolutely unforgivable I could not get to the skip button fast enough … the idea that John fucking mayor is or ever was cool obscure college music for sheltered high schoolers is an unbelievable take.. I remember this time, my best friends hot sister brought her boyfriend home from college and he would get us high and show us oar, string cheese, etc… and as a high schooler that was into really bad music I thought…. This stuff sucks… he did show us “the streets” though, the British gah-rej band (not to be confused with the black lips type garage punk that was also happening at the time) like the UK hip hop garage, and this inspired to me listen to that. Pretty hilarious and still kind of slaps
Jake is literally talking about the Cinco SuperSeat from Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Dude Pinback is connected to another band Heavy Vegetable and Thingy! My all time favs.
The most unhinged one of these yet you guys really should put them all in a playlist
I’ve complained about the post-episode music before but man, I take it back. I’ll listen to a MAGA rapper’s nonsense before anything by John Mayer.
Grok sounds a bit like Marvin the Paranoid Android
Mi abuela está de acuerdo con tu opinión de los frijoles refritos Jake
It’s Battlecat!!
We are only here for Jake & Liv, get rid of the other sickos!
Travis' Huey Lewis reference was great.
Punch Brothers also made a Kid A cover. I like that one a lot more
Holy shit I was on that bus! His real name is Jake (booooooop) and he live on (booop) (boop) Avenue.
Torturing Travis brings me so much enjoyment. Thank you for your service
Am I the only one that feels like the more I listen to Jake’s takes the less in touch with reality I feel? Or is that something we’re all experiencing
I'm pretty confident in Jake's ability to win a fistfight with a baby
You mean if I l go back in time and eliminate Hitler I will also erase Weezer? We call that a win win, or two birds with one stone.
You think the jug pissers did this?
Separate incidents.
Yo Jake check out these files https://youtu.be/SUZgDJ7_q94?si=OuRn2OU0U92KhqUN
I never expected Neuro-sama to make an appearance on this podcast. Falling down the vtuber rabbit hole would bring some interesting directions to this show lmao
You have no idea how much I needed this. 😭
Jake really nails the feebleness of trump’s voice.
It’s my FAVORITE 🤣
The SNL Weezer sketch is great!
Bustin' makes me feel good!
Wrong! Pee is stored in the balls.
liv egger
Weezer, John Mayer, DMB AND Third Eye Blind? Jesus Christ dude, you've scraped the shit off of Gen X's shoes and stuck it in your ears.
whooo caaares
I don’t know how many listeners you have, but I have been wearing my QAA hat regularly for about a year. I have yet to encounter someone who recognizes it.
Cringer/Battle Cat!
Alex Garland didn't direct 28 Days Later, Jake! he wrote it but the director was the great Danny Boyle.
Little bit gay!
What are the allegations against Rivers Cuomo??
google it - not in a dismissive way it's just what I did
By the power of grey skull it’s battlecat
Payed, laughed, satisfied
I second this!! Take. my. Freaking. Money. 💵
If you could go back in time would you kill baby Rivers?
Died at Jake’s magician joke
With regard to the fake butter in the bottom of the popcorn - consider using a (fresh/clean) straw to stick down into the popcorn bucket, then funnel the butter into that. You’re welcome.
For music, did you also run into the band Atmosphere, or was that too much later? Could be Midwest thing.
fyi vedal created neuro-sama. im sorry that i know this
who/what is vedal (I did just advise another user to google smth so for transparency's sake: I did and remain equally uninformed at best)
this is a god tier episode if you're high
I want to thank you for this advice. You were right.
Lol this pleased me to no end.
While there’s me who just increased my subscription support before listening to this episode 🤗
the entity wrote the m:i movie and you know what? still a good time
Travis "Logan" View instead of Liv on a Jake's Takes ep is a choice
mmm nah considering they literally explained that she's currently busy with another project I don't think it was A Choice at all
I think without H*tler the USA gets no wartime economic engine, no baby boom, no Beach Boys. Just my Shiv Take
shiv's gives
Not the biggest Radiohead guy but a smaller band called Blackwater Holylight did a pretty good cover of All I Need on a recent EP. They are usually a like doomy hard rock band but they did more of a dreamy alt rock thing to pretty great effect.
There’s so many good Radiohead covers! Tosin Abasi of Animals as Leaders (who I highly recommend) does an absolutely kickass Paranoid Android cover. Fiona Apple also does a great cover of Nude.
It was funny assertion bc there’s a choral cover of Creep I just heard in a great short (I Am Not A Robot) and it made me think how often they’re used in TV/film
Going to be referring to all cup holders as “the big hole” from now on
At current exchange rates I paid AU$0.08 to hear Jake make the sound of a cat's arse-hole. Well spent. 💸
round it up and you get the coin ft. the lyrebird which can and would learn to mimic said sound
I think I’m on the go back to get Weezer train now
We need Jake’s Takes rn 🙏🏽
Vol. 6
Oh shit! That WAS my card!
Is Jake okay??
fifteen minutes in and it's such a great episode alreadyyy 🌸👼🏻😭
I was listening to Weezer when it dopped. Jake If you see this... Work on it.
I love you guys all.
Is it my birthday? Must be, there's a new Jake's takes!
Perfect timing
Jake’s Agars
Travis' Feelds
We need a Liv’s Agar- the gel used to grow bacteria and as a thicker
or some truly frightening vegetarian updates of 70s' dinner party entrees...
We needed this
Travis View
Jake Jake Jake
Posting among the giants 🥹
Oh thank you Jake 🙏
Yeah boy
Liv agar
