QSN Returns (Premium E292)

Thorium dioxide, like many other radioactive substances, emit charged alpha particles (helium nuclei) which prolly won't even penetrate a sheet of paper. So against your skin, the first layer of dead skin will stop the alphas. But in in powder form, if spilled it's possible to breathe it in and there it is in direct contact with living tissue. Vastly increases the potential for lung cancer.

The zero point energy healing wand is just the thing to go along with my matter-antimatter annihilation white noise machine, I'm finally going to either become my best self or vaporize a continent

Damn, I need the shaman to record himself reading the rules for TrueAnon's STC.

"brain-protection durag" is probably another one of those phrases nobody's ever said before

it's called misophonia, and yes jake that was a painful experience

Travis: I have bubble guts, help!

My god why do all these qanon idiots and the various grifters mentioned in this show sound like they could be one of the always sunny characters in some of their 'adventures'

"zero-point energy" feels like a Connor O'Malley bit

I was like "the pen is gonna be radioactive isn't it" and Yes

1000 gms is only about 2.2 lbs. Julian is an embarrassment to the metric system and effete European culture in general.

I like how these people are just explaining what getting old is, it will all shatter when they realise this is just existing 👌

Also I absolutely have metal clothing but it's because it looks cool, and I don't wear it in storms. 🤘

MIA had a kid with the Seagrams heir, one of the sisters in that family went to actual prison for being deeply involved in nvxivm, can't imagine being around them would help anyone's mental health it's a wild story.

It’s weird that people debated what Paper Planes was about, because I feel like it’s pretty straight-forward. It’s about the experience of being an immigrant in the UK and hustling and surviving while people think you’re here on a forged visa and you’re just here to shoot people and take their money. If you’re a little less savvy you could interpret it as MIA saying she literally wants to *gunshots* and *cash register noise* and take your money, rather than that being a commentary on how people treat immigrants, but those are like the two possible interpretations.

Next time Jake tries suddenly advertising for a product, Julian should make him talk about how people should go on Patreon instead

Anything interesting going on with Elon Musk these days?

1,000 grams is only 1kg or 2.2 lbs ;)

is parrot phrase a reference to the comedy stylings of Jim Breuer?

Welsh accent fellas, at least attempt it if you're going to take the piss

1000g of water is a litre. You've been in the US too long, Julien.

Thomas Midgley Jr would've at least not used copper...

M.I.A. taking more red pills than recreational drugs Diplo eats is so so sad. Kala was a fucking fantastic album.

Jake, please don't slander these grifters. They're selling banana oil, not snake oil.

Is it a sounding wand??

I'm sorry Jake but you're probably the only evidence that the venn diagram of those who know what gothic font is and those who have seen Nosferatu isn't a complete circle

It's misophonia

Sure you've tried The Magic Wand, but what about a Violet Wand?

COVID is still a serious epidemic, and killing and inflicting Long COVID. It disproportionately harms disabled and chronically ill people, and wearing a mask is a simple way to reduce the spread, show your solidarity with disabled and ill folks, and normalize evading face recognition.

That wand sounds like the nightmare-version of Grander Water - they claim similar effects but it's literally just water. Still grifty. A whole municipality in Denmark bought a grander water "purification" thing for their water plant 🫠but no radio activity 😅

New series idea: “All ‘This is Not That’s”

Thank you guys! I really needed this throwback/update. I enjoyed it immensely

One of my all time favorite QAA series!

QSN jingle too scary 😰

Where do I sign up for this wand please?

Has Julian's laugh changed? Was it 5G poisoning?

Oh God!! What's in the pen??!!

"HARD" evidence...

folks, there's ghosts in jake's ass

Has Julian never lifted a kilogram before?

Sequel to In the Lake of the Woods: In the Fridge of Your Body

Julian and Jake mention that the episodes frequently go more than an hour, at just past the hour mark. Conspiracy??

I miss the "wherewegoonewegoall" in the QSN jingle 😢

The disorder where you have an aversion to certain sounds is misophonia

bigclive mention

The word Julian couldn't recall is misophonia. However, as someone who has had bouts of misophonia, I disagree about Jake's gnomish interpretation of the weird ass redundant etherial music. I will be listening to it ad nauseam for the foreseeable future.

SOMETIMES I LIKE SITTIN ON TRAINS

Who’s gonna tell Julien 1k grams is 2lbs.

MIA going full MAHA grifter is simultaneously shocking but not surprising.

Julian is thinking of Carol of the Bells

“Oh yeah, him too, he was me too-ed” 😂😂😂

M.I.A is cooked though! 2010 me is very disappointed by the Grimes / M.I.A descent into gnome music. Eh fuck em

Isn't the zero point energy gun the gravity gun from Half Life? Did they blag the name for their psychic vibrator from Half Life?

To defend the Hawaiian shirt. The smartest dudes at a lab have to put in the least amount of effort and often look the laziest and least like they take care of themselves. Because they know what they're worth

“The food either tastes better or doesn’t, okay, not my fucking problem. I just work for the fucking Amiga Corporation. Once again, I’m an idiot, I don’t know anything, and you’re a dum-dum, too. Fuck you!” Julian 🥳😭😭😭

Travis defending the MLM Blog House Style warmed my heart

As a physicist I am happy to simply explain that zero point energy is a nonzero value representing the lowest energy of a quantum particle (electron) in the situation it finds it self, even at zero Kelvin.

So many sex/penis jokes, so little time. This was awesome.

We’ve got vibrant wands folks we are so back

Haha, Travis' Batman orgone was one of the first things I thought of when I heard the title of this episode! Yay!

You may get more than you bargained for with that cameo. He's had some kind of psychotic break https://x.com/nmewrath/status/1927778862810726545?t=HwI-s-1dUxvdkmUQy8c_Fg&s=19

It should be noted that the thorium dioxide dust in “negative ion” product is particularly dangerous despite its relatively low radioactivity because if you breathe it in, it will remain in you lungs while irradiating them continuously.

i waited faithfully and it was even better than I dreamed.....thank you 😭Q S N ~~~~~~~♡

I laughed so hard at the gnomes oh my god

I think the t shirt being discussed 47 minute mark is a play off of the “bears beats Battlestar Galactica, which was coined from the show the office. I apologize for the poor grammatical atrocities, but I’m doing this voice to text

Thank you Julian for pointing out that no one knows anything about a thing the first time they hear about it.. such a wild statement

I’m just here for Julian’s bullion

Ugh. Why does wand-dude sound like Elon without the South African accent 😑

Is it weird that I think Jake, Julian and Travis are my besties? I mean I've spent 6 years with them

Jake's venmo is my preferred social media platform now

QSN?!? It's been awhile holy shit glad to see it!

Now this is what I’m signed up for

Y'all have impeccable timing. These new episodes always drop when I go to the pool

thank you 😭

My favorite 🥹

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

YES!!!!

Oh hell yes. Jake at his finest. I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard as I did listening to the first QSN..,

Seeing this pop up just made me so happy

Liv Agar Shopping Network

Been waiting

And with father's day just around the corner!!

Liv Agar

I thought this moment would never come… 🥹