Jake’s Takes Volume 4 (Premium E259)
Robbie Williams played by a CG Chimp, Russian spy beluga death, an incestuous poisoning through rave drugs, and the Harris campaign making “brain sludge content”. Liv and Julian get Jake’s takes on all of the above, plus some tweets from a fake Q account on X and the latest Andrew Tate freakout. Relax. Everybody just relax. It’s the return of Jake’s Takes.
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Comments (147)
Late i know but let the girls have fun But not kamala tho just like generally
Boy it does not feel good to be living through the "brains breaking worse than 2016" that Jake the Oracle predicted here.
I know this is late, but I just got premium. Is having a wife gay now? Wtf Tate.
We need more Jake’s Takes & Liv’s Gives :(
I love Jake’s takes, I get real high and love laughing along with the nonsense
Yaay the whale Hvaldimir! I've seen him irl on the westcoast of Sweden, he was the most beautiful animal! Allegedly he died from an infection ❤️
Hi
Julian stole the secret content!!!!! 😞
Liv having a bad hangover at 26 made this 50 year giggle. Actually it’s good. She might cut back on drinking before she hits 35!
Jake is an absolute treasure. A truly good person. Much respect. ✌️
unhappy
I had never heard Tate speak before, why does he fucking sound like that lmao
Best possible format
I’m here for the 11 minute episode that’s all Liv saying slurs
I love casual QAA. Now my parasocial relationship feels even more real >8)
The cleansing of my mental timeline with Julian doing rascist Gollum & cheese graters on Kirk. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I’m not on either side of the war, but Russia isn’t losing. Love these so much thanks guys
Jake pls try my favorite starbsies order: a black and white mocha :)
Tequila and Coke? I had to pause til I quit laughing
@Julian & Liv: At about 40:20, Jake is referencing the popular movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
15 mins in and Jake invented a new slur. Quality content.
Liv, if you're reading this, you're the best part of this podcast fr and don't ever change.
honestly these are some of the best episodes
Yinz are fantastic. Jake takes it straight to the bank. On a side note. I assume a discussion will happen about Laura Looney and Grumpf having an affair. 5D chess that she was planted to make the cheeto loose by the deep state but they it works in Q’s favor cuz now gravel throat Kennedy will be the new red fabric jesus. Happy Friday kids.
Liv saying, “wait what is that in real temperature” followed with the loud “Jesus fucking Christ” sent me. That was me exactly.
Yall got plans to enable the Patreon x Spotify support?
Jake's Takes Volume 5 when?
Julian liv and Jake is such a goated throuple no mom or dad to reign them in
Guys, the Robbie Williams monkey jackoff movie comes out Dec. 26. A Boxing Day treat. I think you should all review it.
Thank god
my favorite part was Senior Frog’s which i think is supposed to be señor frog??
Jake, babe, the boycott…
Classic!
Hey. The crew must do an episode on Dennis Quaid's new movie, Reagan. It's cooking up to be a cinematic suppository of righ-wing fuckall. Quaid (both brothers) are squirrels. And, to top it off, the film even has Jon Voight in it!
chapo just did this it is a good ep tbh
Frankly disappointed this didn’t end with a mention of the “Iran will end brat summer once and for all”
Hey Gatorade, kill Julian, and refresh the world! Thanks Liv!! xx
I really wish I got to a point in my life where my haters would have to pay to leave comments about how I annoy them.
I love Jake's Takes so much! It's a nice break from Julian's Meltdowns!
we're keep going
Wait, isn't "Jewish Trump" just Netanyahu?
Liv, please tell Jake that the HVAC guy from the trickle down asks him to politely stop taking that fucking Amazon tummy concoction.
did they check the whale for novichok
Jake had *never* heard of Andrew Tate? Never heard of the undisputed all-weight champion of Father Tate's Kickboxing League For Well-Behaved Sons? Not once? (for real though, he was on a shitty reality show a million years ago and he has a mickey mouse-ass title from a league nobody's ever heard of)
Jake, get the Oleato Golden Foam Shaken Espresso - toffee nut is in it.
ohhhhh I needed this
Jake's recipe again, please! I wanna try it 🤣
“Tale of Two Stories” Jake operates on levels I can’t even fathom
I was thinking wtf didn’t yous do a an episode about the cobra. But it was Manclan
Hi Liv!!
Jake, abandon Starbucks please 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
i came here to say this same thing. not only bc genocide but also bc there are probably 100 decent locally owned coffee shops near you that could use your support
YESSSS my favorite qaa episodes
i love jake's takes 👍
this was great. thank you guys!!
BRB making a bunch of "Jewish Trump 2024" signs to place around the neighborhood
Omg that's what Andrew Tates voice sounds like?? 🤣 He sounds like a Muppet.
The Jewish Trump part had me laughing so hard.
Listening to tate talk is always jarring...he sounds like such an effete little nonce playacting
More Jake’s takes and Liv’s gives! Love the casual free-form episodes
Great episode, nice and loose! Would listen to more of these. 🤓👍
Great Episode. P L E A S E make an episode with Philosphy Tube, she is through whom I discovered your podcast
Biker Jake
Well, it's certainly a tale of two stories.
Jake, they made 2 of those movies, Sing and Sing 2!
It’s so annoying in work out classes when songs from the early 00s are “dad rock”
This was so fun, thanks team!
This one is easily the most unhinged of these. I heard so many cool facts and I'm glad to learn them. Those parking tickets though, jesus wept.
fucking gut powder, lmao
Is Gatorade the same as Powerade or Lucozade? Lucozade is nice but Powerade is boak.
diagnosed concave ass is a king of the hill bit 😘
Sponsored by Gatorade? No way. This just the promo for that episode of Trickle Down.
the donald trump voice is taking over jake like the venom symbiote
This was hilarious
but no Jake's Take on Rommulus?
I listened to this instead of watching the debate. Thanks Liv.
My only feedback is more Jake's Takes and more Jake's Takes in an episode of Jake's Takes. Hi Liv
Tequila + Coke + Lime is called a Charro Negro. It’s excellent.
This was fun.
eps like this i relisten to for a week
Soooo….the incest thing Jake…
i needed this
My house was literally across the street from a fire two weeks ago, and now there is a fire threatening my kid's school. I need something distracting so bad.
I've never not loved an episode but this was my absolute favorite 😂I'd pay extra each month to hear Jake's Takes. Please make this a regular thing.
Jake's takes is the superior Patreon miniseries, don't @ me
The benefit of Andrew Tate is that I can’t process his content bc all I can hear is his horrible terrible accent
JAAAAAAKEEES TAAAAAAAAKES!!!!!!!!111
can we plz get a Jake's takes all weezer takes ep. thx
Hearing Liv explain brat summer to the boys caused me to turn into a pile of dust and blow away.
I'm taking a big brat, right now.
When two of your niche internet bubbles collide (lesbians on tumblr obsessed with late 90s British boy bands vs qaa)
Turns out, Jake's mysterious "Gut Powder" is Coke, MDMA, and Benzos
Oh Jake is like a make a wish winner, which makes sense
Great takes as always! I have one thought on Jake's take towards the end about Trump or Harris winning: "it's gonna do what it's gonna do." I get what you're saying, and I also want to make a quick plug: when you are feeling like nothing you do affects the election, try signing up to phone bank or text bank to swing state voters, or join in an initiative like Postcards to Swing States. I find it helps my anxiety, too, to participate in just one small positive action.
I guess it's better when the blue team funds genocide than when the red team does it?
“The only problem is I can’t PLAY like Michael Jordan—“ CLIP THAT
Prime is real! It’s my new favorite drink. 10% coconut water. Tastes like candy. Perfect when 50/50 with water. My yuka app (app that tells you if stuff kill’s you using barcode) rates it “poor” but not “bad” so I’ll take it. It rates gatorade as excellent. What the fuck.
What a great 3 some. You guys are so funny together. More Liv!!!!!
Just don't try to create Caesar in 2k... They ban you for life, for some reason.
one more idea: maybe there could be a QAA Live Show in the near future?
Loved it. But I miss Liv's Givs.... Also what about a new segment- Julian's Fooli(a)n? Groovian with Julian???
Foolin with Julian
I’ve never heard them try to sign off in unison lol. Also Gatorade and 2K trying to kill Julian is so fucking funny.
"It gave me horrible cramps, I'm going to stick with it." 🤣😂🤣😂😍
Jake's Bakes
I saw the episode title and thought “oh thank GOD, we needed Jake’s Takes, thank you Julian for allowing us to have a Jake’s Take.”
Keep up the takes Jake! This has low key become one of my favorite episode formats. Y’all kick ass- keep up the good work!
'96, nice'
Shoutout Vancouver Canadians baseball
Beautiful. Smiling here.
I love Jake’s Takes. It’s like the unsupervised (no Travis) sleepover version of QAA. Drinking too much Dr. Pepper until you puke type of vibe
Man finding out that one of my parasocial friends is only 26 kinda fucks with me...
Astounding: Liv sounds cute even when she is hungover
Liv saying hangovers are bad now that she’s 26 😭😭😭
She doesn't even know yet
50/50 mix of red wine and classic coke, chilled. sounds weird but trust me. i hear it started as a basque thing.
it’s good! see also: red wine/orange soda over ice - “tinto de verano”
Jake coming out pro incest wtf lmao
liv's gives
Guys this is my BIRTHDAY this is the BEST PRESENT EVER
To think if Jake had achieved his Hollywood dreams he'd be paid to act as far less entertaining characters than himself. What an injustice it would've been. Sometimes humanity benefits when dreams die. 👩🔬🙆😉
I have had this exact thought 😭
Chant with me ' JAKE'S TAKES JAKE'S TAKES JAKE'S TAKES'
Liv does a great job
last Jakes takes almost killed me. I'm so pumped
“It’s nice to know Andrew is still hanging in there.” - Liv Best laugh I had in the show today
Oh sure, you may laugh at the thought of Russian spy whales. But Steven Seagal and Gerard Depardieu swimming along in the nude, strapped with tube-poweted spytech, trailing one of our carrier battlegroups is nothing to laugh at.
Jake's takes needs it's own unhinged themesong
This is the worst. If this credit card wasn’t stolen, I’d cancel my subscription.
Respect for Liv. I respect that
He just doesn’t stop. Please do a crossover episode with Worst Of All Possible Worlds where everyone from both podcasts just listens to Jake and AJ riff at each other
What a perfect distraction for today. Thanks
Jake got that hank hill dumpy
Stop! I can only get so worked up 😩
The Jake's taketh and now the Jakes big giveth 👌🤌
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ON A DAY LIKE TODAY
i squealed when i saw it was a new jake’s takes
There better be some freaking Trumppressions swear to fucking gawd
No joke Jake's Trump impression is probably one of the best out there
YEEEEESSSSS FINALLY
THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL
Oh boy. I’m going to get my big boy soda and big boy popcorn for this one.
I've had such a shitty week already, thank you. Also, what's up with merch not shipping??
We are yelling at our merch people. Really not great. Trying to fix it, apologies for the wait.
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO
God I've been waiting for a brain smoother like this, thank you QAA