Confessions of a Bobby Kennedy (Premium E255)

God this was so fucking good

After listening to the BtB episodes about him I'm frankly surprised there aren't MORE pics of him playing with carcasses...

Fine. Everyone saying the dog/goat picture is misinformation and not that weird, you win. What about that time he dismembered a whale carcass with a chainsaw. https://www.newsweek.com/rfk-jr-decapitated-dead-whale-chainsaw-1944219

Have any of you read "John Dies at The End" by David Wong aka Jason Pargin, and it's several great sequels? Cuz that's what Jake's story reminds me of... and a I fuckin love it! A+, boy

RFK definitely eats Dogs. That's why his voice is so ruff... 😏

Skittles and a milk.

Best episode of the year lol

The fact that Kennedy couldn't resist name-dropping Peter Luger's in an attempt to be relatable, tells me all I need to know.

Good to hear a Jake story. Not good to hear Roseanne Barr.

When Roseanne says "Democrat donors" she means Jews. It's unusually clear.

Jake is the only thing keeping me here anymore. We must protect him at all costs.

Ooo Travis View name dropped on Conspirituality pod! Worlds collide ❤️

Thanks for reading about this sicko so I don’t have to.

This whole story of RFK Jr and the staged bike accident bear is literally a Jake story!!!!!! (Which I’m so glad you guys haven’t killed off as part of the joy of listening to your pod episodes!) I think I literally grew a brain worm listening to this hairbrained shenanigan 🫠🧠 🐛

I have met professional falconers before. I took an Agricultural Studies course in college and toured a recycling and composting facility for my state. The state employed two falconers and four hawks to keep rodents, seagulls, etc out of organic matter while composting. Some farmers will hire them too. Some farmers who can’t afford them will get huge speakers to play hawk and falcon sounds to keep critters away. Will stay tuned to the Liv Falconer Arc.

RFK jnr is literally Uncle Jack from Arrested Development. He sounds like that because he’s being shaken by Dragon. I can’t get this image out of my head now so now when I hear him speak I feel like I’m going to throw up!

This episode is so insanely cooked. Only slightly less than RFK Jr.

I'm sorry boy 😔

"Skittles and a milk" broke me

His sexcapades remind me of Councilman Dexhart from Parks and Rec. "And to my wife: I apologize. All I can say is, I wasn't just having sex. I was making love to a beautiful woman. And her boyfriend. And a third person whose name I never learned. Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses for the underprivileged when I was actually having four-way sex in a cave in Brazil. In my defence - it was my birthday, and I really wanted to do it."

That, right there, was the platonic ideal of a Jake story.

Julian, RFK is not Hobbes. He's Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny. Everything that happens to this man is IASIP coded

PEOPLE... RFK-JR was NOT eating dog - It was GOAT - It was obviously goat - Do you really think all those buttoned-down preppies at a group BBQ are going to roast and eat a dog? NO. [Look it up: goat is morphologically consistent with the rib structure. You ppl are conspiracy-theory debunkers. Which theory here is more likely?] And demonizing him for posing with the goat carcass? Cmon-- they were doing a 'crazy' Medieval Times photo with the uncommon sight of a whole grilled animal. Silly? Sure. But so what? The podcast itself just look silly when they spend 10 minutes luxuriating in making fun of RFK for an *imaginary* claim. Or making it sound eccentric/absurd he had a :gasp: bicycle in his trunk! (There are so, so many other, *factual* issues to be horrified about RFK-JR!) QAA, check yourself.

Truly next level Jake story. I about fell over when I heard that "hello" in the void

Liv is 100 percent right. Robert should definitely *%# himself.

this is S-tier QAA 👨🏻‍🍳😚

Need a Jake Story supercut with lore one day.

A Jake Masterpiece!!

This phantom Patreon notification is driving me towards the deep dish.

Has no one listened to the Robert Evans pod about hom yes? Explains a lot.

The Jake story was probably the highest quality one yet but I'm afraid that nothing can be funnier than the unhinged stuff from the early stories. Queen Elizabeth and Prince Andrew passing a baby around and drinking its blood like cocaine, George Papadopoulos in a Truman Show existence where he worked Jake's job, Dinesh D'Souza going ghost hunting, the Blade Runner one where Gorka was a talking animal.

Julian nailed it when he said RFK jr has a bad program. As a long time member of AA (26 years in November), I’ve seen RFK jr’s type of shit many times. Sobriety doesn’t necessarily mean recovery. It doesn’t sound like he’s changed from when he was an active addict/ alcoholic. A saying I’ve heard- a drunk horse thief can get stop drinking, but then you’ve got a sober horse thief.” There needs to be change from when a person initially gets clean, drinking/ using is just one symptom of a larger problem Just my opinion, I don’t speak for the program.

I enjoyed that the outro music has gone back to that stripped down version. It's really good!

I get irrationally pissed off at the thought of this man telling anyone else what they should do for their physical health

Also the idea that we should or shouldn't eat certain beings because of their 'intelligence level' is eugenics. So there's also that.

I actually like the bear cub story. It’s very Hunter S Thompson.

Jake’s “Flynnverse” stories, make it all worth it.

I’d vote for him

BAZOOKA BANNANAS

Check out the Behind the bastard ep on this

omg finally one of my niche interests. I used to work at a raptor center and have known a lot of falconers 🦅 can confirm that the website is trying its hardest to dissuade a bunch of bozos. Plenty of working class weirdos get into it, but you have to adopt a hawk or a falcon full-time and train it to not attack you, which is no joke, so the sport basically takes over your life. Rich people can’t be bothered and pay other people to do this of course

Juilien is starting to sound like Sam Seder.

This one should be posted on main. So good.

Julien, Israel is not doing war against Palestinians. It’s a genocide. I’m disappointed that all the QAA cast let that go unchallenged.

Julian taking someone’s inventory! Now that is progress before perfection!!!

Strong disagree with Julian that RFK, Jr. is “annoying.” I am annoying. RFK, Jr. is horrifying on, like, a visceral level. Every new thing I learn about him is more repulsive than the last.

Also funny, I guess I hadn't ever heard his voice before? I'd only seen pictures of him and videos from like 4 years ago when he was doing push-ups and looking all jacked and stuff. Obviously he's nuts but I thought his appeal was that he was supposed to be the most vivacious of the old guys! He's handsome, he's muscular (or was at least) but he sounds VERY OLD and NOT well. My great aunt lived to 102 and that's about what she sounded like before she died.

I assume from context that "Falconry" is a catch-all phrase for practicing training and hunting with ANY raptor bird but I still find it funny that the introduction to falconry is like "Alright, first things first, this is how you're going to obtain your hawk." That's the wrong bird! I thought I was gonna get a FALCON! THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Guys it’s pretty obvious he didn’t eat a dog I get that it’s funny but come on just google it it’s not that hard

Please never stop making content

With modern AI stuff it should be possible to make a really good cancer kazoo

He sounds like Katherine Hepburn

Jake, you are a very funny writer, but I’m not sure if you could make me laugh as hard as I did at WALLET AND GROMACE.

This bike is too small! This bike is too big! This bike is in fact just right! 🐻🚲👍

Jake's story was pure gold. A real brainboiler!

Australians, I’m so sorry, but when I first saw this story, I thought about the Playschool theme song: “There’s a bear in there, and a chair as well. There are people with games, and stories to tell…”

My favorite part of this story is the fact that it was covered as a mystery in the media at the time. Who, watching that coverage, would have suspected that the culprit was A FUCKING KENNEDY?! Life is weird.

I thought Julian was doing a 12 Monkeys bit at the end but the end result was so much better than some silly parody

I first heard of RFK Jr years back from his anti-vax nonsense

Loved when Liv went absolutely Julian on Kennedy’s dumb ass at 56:15 hahaha. Fuck him up, Liv!

Last few eps have been fire

I've given you guys $5 a month for years and you repay me by making me listen to rfk jr talk smh

I cracked up more during this episode than any other

Everyone was on top of their game in this one!

liv agar

1:08:39 If RFKJr was headed back to save his uncle, so that JFK would be TFG's Veep pick, JFK would be over 100 yo. Talkin' about old.

Skittles in ‘63?

I would like to pledge my patreon membership to The Liv Agar Falcon Fund

Great Jake story. That one really hit the dish.

Maybe someday a Kennedy will recieve consequences.

The people have spoken and they want more General Flynn!

Why did he even tell the bear story?? Like what purpose did it serve to tell such a bizzare tale as you are running for President? Even more unbelievable is that he fit both a bike and a dead bear in a trunk.

It is true that people will take game off the side of the road. I live in a rural area and my husband totaled his car hitting a deer. While waiting for the tow truck a guy came by to ask if he wanted the deer (he didn't), so the guy took it in his truck. But you would need to skin it immediately. But there are a lot of bears in our area and I've never heard of people eating them? You might want the pelt I guess.

So happy we finally get a Jake story! The ending was a nice touch

That first DAMN was very David Hayter! Good job Jake.

I had a dream where RFK fucked me in the ass

Friends, is there a block of time the dog stuff is contained to that I can skip?

Ok, first of all when you kill large game you're going to eat, such as a bear (or, in this case a cub you see killed in front of you) you gut, and drain the blood, from it immediately unless you want to risk getting really sick (or getting dead) when you eat it. So, I didn't hear homeboy say that's what he did. Secondly, who drives around with derelict bikes in their car? He's lying. Like he does all the time. But he's not lying when he says he's not a "church boy", whatever the fuck that means. He admits he's done a lot of fucked up shit. Which, in the soapbubble brains of his supporters translates to " Yeah, let's make him POTUS and hand him the Nuclear Football and Biscuit!" Fuck yeah.

What a life where you go out to dinner and remember you have to catch a flight later that night and you just do that.

Behind the Bastards just did a 4-part series on this buffoon. He could have been a sympathetic character if he hadn't become such a... bastard.

The only falconer I know is a fellow zookeeper, so I can guarantee not all falconers are rich lol

It’s probably beef ribs, also known as dino ribs. You can get a chunk of three uncooked beef ribs for around $50 in my area. They’re huge.

I do appreciate that Travis is acknowledged as QAA’s “Going Outside” correspondent.

wallet and gromice ftw!

TW: you have to listen to RFK’s voice in this one

JAKE STORY HELL YES