EARLY EPISODE: The Battle of the Three Kings
Three kings enter. Zero leave.
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Sources:
https://www.historynet.com/three-dead-kings-war-in-morocco/#:~:text=By%20midafternoon%20on%20Aug,and%20North%20Africa%20for%20decades.
https://www.militaryhistoryonline.com/Medieval/BattleOfTheThreeKings
Comments (40)
Sebastian was 24 when this battle took place, meaning he was this young brat going around warmongering for most of his adolescence, being the most obnoxious little shit imaginable. I cannot imagine the horrible things that he must have done in Morocco, especially considering how much he hated women.
Now we need a donkin donuts T-shirt that has the idi Amin donk drinking knock off dunkin
More people celebrate British independence because the Spanish killed most of the people they colonized (oversimplification)
Papa John's > Domino's
Who hasn't had a 2000 point army of carpenters in W40k at some point? The Karen Dreadnought was particularly fearsome.
£20 of Taco Bell what did you get you? $20US of Taco Bell's a lot of Taco Bell.
In regards to Spain and Portugal's colonial past you just need to talk to a Latino about it.
Re: "if I shit my pants every day": one time I was telling my wife she needed to throw away her old holey underwear, and her reasoning for keeping them was, "what if I shit my pants?" I said, "then you can clean those and get another pair." And then she said, "What if I shit myself twelve times?"
Joe out here trying to claim Ireland has the wrong fast food lens when we invented spicebags
No worries Joe there is plenty of good coffee in the Netherlands. We are in fact the biggest drinkers on earth after the Swedes. But no worries, the house blend of the Albert Heijn is very decent for a good price, DE is a little pricier but has a little more balance to it. Personally I like Italian coffee for my French press. But if you really like some artisan stuff, there are some very good local coffee branders in every major city, who blend some really interesting stuff
Lions led by dunkies
I love that the butthole removal was obviously a joke but that’s a legitimate procedure. You end up having to use a colostomy bag
The caffeinated dip discussion really making me miss Liam, that was his moment
Cloaca-maxxing
Get coffee zyns
Joe is there gonna be a physical copy of your new book i can get at a bookstore?
LLBD Dick Cloacas
101st Dickshitters Division
Tom, Domino's Fiery Hawaiian pizza minus pineapple is my go to drunk pizza. Extra hot sauce, extra jalapeños .
Joe? what are your thoughts on the Detroit Lions this year?
Cool that Ireland has a fast food spot named after prison
Purified nicotine isn't nearly as dangerous as chewing tobacco or snus. They make special nicotine gum that won't make people's jaws fall off, but I'm confused as to why tobacco companies don't push the safe alternatives harder. Generally customers that don't die, smell bad, or set couches on fire is good for business (I know vapes exist but even then some idiot has to mix in oil and burn out their lungs).
Joe, decaf coffees are the only reason we have caffeinated energy drinks. Where do you think caffeine comes from? Those beans died so that your Monster/Bang/Tonus could live!
Butthole sun, won't'cha come
And wash away the taint
Just finished Anne Leckie's Ancillary Justice. I AM PUMPED FOR INVISIBLE WARS
Get the increasing sense that all it takes to be a “genius strategist” in medieval times was a management 101 course
I was thinking the same thing throughout this ep. On a thought experiment level I’m genuinely curious as to whether that would work. Like they said in the episode, anyone trying to establish a chain of command would be shouted down as dishonorable. Even if you had a reputation as a winner beforehand, would anyone listen if you were giving common sense (to us) orders that were not seen as chivalrous?
I've been reading about Francisco Félix de Sousa(a 19th century Brazilian Slave merchant, for those interested), Portugal and by extension Brazil doesn't get nearly enough shit.
I love these old-timey episodes!
I’m envisioning Sebastian as Guts from Berserk except he’s a douche
Guts was smarter
@Joe you can get fair trade original 'community coffee' from Albert He in, theyre like Tony chocolate in that they pay farmers living wages, their dark roast makes a nice French press
As a coffee alternative, Joe could also go to Perron and get some tasty, tasty Lot 61 beans...
I know you that children are easy to brainwash and all however, is it too cynical to believe that royal administrators/functionaries would just kill the “boy king” if he tried to put his foot down and was very precocious (relatively speaking)? Or simply lie to him?
Joe, what the fuck are you doing. Someone will venmo you the twenty dutchery doos you need to get coffee that isn't ground by clogs on a sidewalk. I swear I will start a godundme
Three men enter, no men leave! Three men enter, no men leave!
Who else thought this was gonna be about the movie?
As comedic tragedy.
Aw damn I love this movie