BONUS: The Gang Reads a Porno

As a frequent visitor of AO3, Tom aught to know that typing in the search bar won’t give you the most accurate results. You gotta click on the tags, then you can find every work with that tag (e.g, CharacterA/CharacterB, Character Name, Subject A, etc)

"Well sauced spaghetti" just killed me.

First wave baby

When is taken by the T-Rex going to be read!

Coming here a year late as a knitter to say that yes, tweed yarn exists. Sorry, lads.

Long time listener first time patreon-er and just want to say this is my favourite episode of all time and I will not be taking any feedback on that

Nate, I'm asexual and I twigged this writer has never had sex within minutes.

Y'all absolutely have to do this 100 times.

This is one of the most cursed things ever, I’m glad I bought the patreon sub

There is now a degree of separation between Black Moth Super Rainbow and Qaddafi. Incredibly cursed episode.

I love how aggressively bisexual this episode is

Upgraded my tier today and this was the greatest thing to see when I had bonus episodes pulled up. Laughed so hard it hurt. Think ya’ll are criminally under valuing the line “It was white, like a royal child of incest born to keep the line pure.” Which made my double over. Literary genius obviously.

Incredible story telling. It tugged at my heart strings.

Playing this through my headphones at work and I have no good explanations for my coworkers

About the only redeeming thing for this episode is that I now have a tapeworm story less depressing than the one I had before listening to it.

For a second I thought this was a Chuck Tingle creation. I was cooking and initially not paying the closest attention.

Congrats Nate!! haha this is gonna be wild

Tompkins Square is worse now btw. Whole area.

This episode starts chaotic and stays that way

immeasurable degree of horrible similes that just keep coming in rapid fire succession

I have left a comment. Here is my comment 🖤

this episode is genuinely what made me sub :)

I'm sure all the writing criticism is for laughs, and it certainly succeeds. 😆 I'm not sure you guys realize there is nothing earnest about that writing, though. Judging by the tags, it was written just for fun, and judging by everything else about it, it was most likely written by a young teenager.

Surely there is some Luigi Cardona fanfic about him drinking the blood of his own conscripts.

King shit boys 🫠🫡🫥🫡🫠 ready for the 10,000 patreon challenge where y’all read Lions Fanfic.

Scandalous.

Ok now I see why

This got a heavier content warning and Nanking…

Part of me wonders if this is written badly on purpose like My Immortal. And I know it's a type of madness to suggest improvements for this but: The Trotsky/Stalin coupling is the least sensible pairing of the 3 characters. It would've made 1000 times more sense to have Gaddafi as Stalin or Trotsky's boyfriend to start and then have the other one be the interloper. However you structure this, Trotsky and Stalin should be rivals and Gaddafi should be torn between them. Having Stalin and Trotsky be star crossed lovers in this scenario is just a baffling choice.

Come on there needs to be one more porn episode. We need the fuck trilogy with the last one simply being LLBD fan fiction, especially with how unsatisfactory the ending to that story was.

Never would I have guessed that "Taken by the T-rex" would mark a bold new direction for the podcast. But damn am I glad I subbed

Hahahaha yes

Me driving home from work listening to this “Am I Bi coded?” Which goes a long way to explain a lot of things in my life tbh.

Money well spent.

This was absolutely worth it. It's beautiful in its horror.

Every time Tom had to read a Gaddafi line that ended in boy, I just kept thinking of The Tall Man from Phantasm.

Okay legitimately the terrible writing and the reactions to it were better than the reactions to the smut.

I think Tom's "hold on to that thought" has officially usurped "wait it gets worse"

thank god for bi boys. & joe too

“he has only eaten cum today!” made me spit my iced tea out in my car laughing

Worth all of the Patreon donations

I was expecting everything except the incredible levels of racism

Big Daddy Joe craves more subs.

*unsubscribed

The gods are pleased. Now back to the content mines!

Oh Stansted airport… been there once, stuck behind a family of five with fully 12 full-size or larger pieces of luggage *and* three half-eaten pizzas, abusing the check-in person, the manager, and the manager’s manager when told about additional luggage costs, claiming at one point that they were anti-Semitic(?!). Bad vibes all ‘round

Between you guys and We Hate Movies, my fav podcasts sure like to read slash fiction

Let us know if your subscription numbers go up or down after this episode

I'm gonna need to wait until I get off work and have a drink to listen to this.

Can't wait to fall asleep listening to this and have the most normal dreams

I'm glad I finally decided to join the legion

Still pulling for the 10k goal where the Donk Gang visits Gathering of the Juggalos

Oh no 🤣

Yay an episode I probably shouldn't listen to at work

Pre-listen I'm just gonna assume there's a few 'it gets worse's in here