January 15, 2023

BONUS: Adrian Carton De Wiart, The Belgian Terminator

Joe is joined by producers Nate and Tom talk about the Belgian/British soldier who might be the most wounded man in military history. 


EDIT: Sorry for the delay, the wrong file was previously uploaded.

Sources: 

De Wiart. Happy odyssey 

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-30685433

https://www.rdgmuseum.org.uk/history-and-research/famous-soldiers-of-the-royal-dragoon-guards/sir-adrian-carton-de-wiart/

https://www.jstor.org/stable/44231970

Comments (43)

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DrSatanArch · February 13, 2026

That bullet went throw his sack and just bounced off his giant steel fucking balls

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NowhereMan661 · August 3, 2025

I'm surprised they didn't inter this guy in a fucking dreadnought.

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James Eccles · April 5, 2024

This is the funniest goddamn episode I’ve listened to

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Noblese Oblahaj · January 7, 2024

My Belgian homie got so many holes in his dick he doesn't nut, he blunderbussts

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Shamus Hewitt · June 9, 2023

Just re-listening to this and realized: Passchendale wasn't a part of the Somme. It's officially known as the Third Battle of Ypres (July 31 to November 10 1917). The Somme lasted from July 1 to November 18 1916.

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Flare Dancer · March 15, 2023

Speaking of Camel Corps, the US Camel Corps they tried in the 1850s would make a really good episode sometime.

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Shay Wallace · January 20, 2023

I'm going to disagree with him being a Terminator. He was obviously a Necron inflicted with the Destroyer virus

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Dennis Keenapple · January 19, 2023

The unkillable Soldier. What a crazy story and human.

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nughh · January 18, 2023

That was the most hilarious Questions from The Legion

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vitisshot · January 17, 2023

I want you to know that I upgraded to the higher tier just for this episode

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Thomas Thompson · January 17, 2023

I never reviewed the history leading up to The Troubles, so this was a good one.

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AC · January 16, 2023

Good shit, Gentlemen

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Shamus Hewitt · January 16, 2023

I know they had audio problems, but Dear God that was worth the wait!!

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ZombieDwarf · January 16, 2023

Adrian caught all the bullets and shrapnel that his biological father should have.

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Olafo Waffle · January 16, 2023

Adrian Carton de Wiart is Brett from Archer

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Benjamin Henderson · January 16, 2023

Started working

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Jamie King · January 16, 2023

I'm just imagining people disenterring his grave to get any shrapnel that was left in him as a source of low radiation steel.

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Matt Rush · January 16, 2023

Works now, thanks guys!

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Benny the Cripple · January 16, 2023

Go team technical difficulties! I'm sure Joe will fix it when he's done being black-bagged, haha.

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Danielle bell · January 16, 2023

I wanna listen but there's no play button:(

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Bossbear · January 16, 2023

We all do comrade

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skinflautist · January 16, 2023

FSB finally got to Joe. Gods damn it

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Al · January 16, 2023

Does anyone know if the issue is with the audiofile or Patreon's website? I can't open the Patreon app on my phone also, if anybody has had that issue.

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Bossbear · January 16, 2023

Tried on app didn't work because there is no play button and now on pc it doesn't work because it said it's constantly loading .

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Mitch Guerrerio · January 16, 2023

Also, is it weird if I’m super interested in what his bait-and-tackle looked like?

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Mitch Guerrerio · January 16, 2023

I’ve had no issues playing this at will. I hit play as soon as I saw the notification. Just started again after seeing all the issues

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James Aulds · January 16, 2023

That's is some hidden audio was he a stealth spy

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Jeff Kanske · January 15, 2023

Nothing yet in usa pacific time 247

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Maximilian Hornstein · January 15, 2023

Sergeant Dipprasad Pun (Royal Gurkha Rifles) would be intresting too. Dude fought off a Taliban attack alone in the dark for so long that he ended up smacking fools with his Tripod.

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Helicopter Noises · January 15, 2023

Still no joy.

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Scott Harkless · January 15, 2023

Same

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Saint Muerte · January 15, 2023

Having trouble listening to it.

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Thomas · January 15, 2023

Hmmm 🤔

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Thadde · January 15, 2023

I can't play the episode either

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Joe Halloran · January 15, 2023

Can't play the episode

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Olafo Waffle · January 15, 2023

There's no link

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Shamus Hewitt · January 15, 2023

"Into the fire, through trenches and mud! Son of Belgium and Ireland with war in his blood!"

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Sleepi123 · January 15, 2023

Sabaton?

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MustardIsOverated · January 15, 2023

Is there audio up or is the problem on my side ?

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Mysterious Stranger · January 15, 2023

It looks like there was an issue with the audio file, he said he is trying to get the right one up. (I checked the discord)

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Mitch Guerrerio · January 15, 2023

Now you have to do a new series of Joe, Nate and Tom talking about shitty jobs they’ve had

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Mitch Guerrerio · January 15, 2023

I must not be the only person to request this dude

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast · January 15, 2023

its probably been hundreds of people over the years