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September 1, 2022

BONUS EPISODE: The Failed Confederate Invasion of New Mexico

A tent salesman scrapes together an army out of Texas draft rejects, arms them with shotguns and lances, and tries to invade New Mexico without any food or water.


Sources: 

https://www.historynet.com/west-wasnt-won/

https://www.nps.gov/foun/learn/historyculture/upload/TOME-2.pdf

https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/no-glory-at-the-battle-of-glorieta-pass/

Donald Fraiser. Blood and Treasure: Confederate Empire in the Southwest


Comments (20)

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ConanTheLibrarian 路 June 20, 2026

Just joined the Patreon, and this is the Bonus Episode I've most been looking forward to. I've reenacted the Union side of these battles multiple times at Civil War in the Southwest.

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Chemistry Krang 路 July 24, 2025

Lancers in the American civil war isn't as crazy as the lancers in WW1 - there was actually a lance vs lance battle in 1914!

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P Unit 路 May 1, 2024

My family is from not too far from the Glorieta Pass battlefield. One of my ancestors fought the Confederates alongside Kit Carson

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Steven Eddy 路 October 23, 2025

That鈥檚 rad! My 3x great grandfather fought with Carson too and retired a major

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Brandon P 路 February 15, 2024

The horses knew what they were doing, they defected.

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Flare Dancer 路 December 14, 2023

I know this is coming way late, and idk if you still read the comments this far back (the reorganization made me realize I missed this episode when it released), but the bit about time traveling to join Mexico in the Mexican American War reminded me that interesting aside to definitely mention when you get to the Mexican American War series is the St Patricks Battalion, which was a group of mostly Irish immigrants who had a moment of conscious and defected from the US Army to fight for Mexico. They are still commemorated in both Mexico and Ireland, and also the subject of a banger folk song by David Rovics lol.

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Matt 路 August 13, 2023

Arizona delenda est.

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Abigail Boudoir 路 September 6, 2022

I grew up in Arizona, and Liam is 100% right. Having lived through a Tucson summer without AC, Phoenix is just not livable without AC. Phoenix is I think the worst urban sprawl I've had to deal with.

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Austin Arminio 路 September 5, 2022

Great episode. Got me wondering, have you thought of doing an ep on the US Camel Corp? It鈥檚 in the same region and it鈥檚 one of those things that鈥檚 a dumb idea that actually worked and was only not implemented due to the civil war

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wokkawokkawokka 路 September 4, 2022

Me listening to Joe's Arizona take from M茅xico: 贸rale pues 馃槑馃嚥馃嚱

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Jeremy Davis 路 September 1, 2022

chekhov's lancers

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Taylor Putnam 路 September 1, 2022

Always fun to hear you shit talk the Confederacy. Even growing up in damn Idaho, so far north we might as well be Canada and not even a state during the Civil War, I had a teacher shoving lost cause myths down our throats, and a couple different dudes rolling around town with Confederate flags on their trucks.

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Cooper Wickum 路 September 2, 2022

I've seen a lot of Confederate flags in Springfield, Illinois, the city where Abraham Lincoln might as well be a deity.

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Leon Thotsky 路 September 1, 2022

Those motherfuckers were playing bloodgulch/coagulation. Why are we in the valley? The people we shot are in the valley.

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travis Jennings 路 September 1, 2022

Some would say the confederacy is still in Texas.

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Orlando 路 September 1, 2022

Arizona Tea has lasted longer than Confederate Arizona. Which is to say $0.99 cans if tea is my culture. And Confederate sympathizers can suck it and die in a hole.

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Elder Dog 路 September 1, 2022

Examples of native tribes in the Southwest (besides the Apache) are the Navajo, the Pueblo peoples, Pima and Mojave.

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travis Jennings 路 September 1, 2022

Don't forget the Hualapai

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ZombieDwarf 路 September 1, 2022

The great thing about nuance is that it only requires diverse viewpoints, not balanced ones. Every Confederate featured on this show is a slightly different flavour of idiotic shitbag loser, so it's very nuanced.

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Mackenzie Toscan 路 September 1, 2022

Great episode