July 26, 2026

EARLY EPISODE: Peter Ortiz, The Marine Murder Cryptid

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Andrew Alvarez · August 3, 2026

I don't know if anyone has read "You're Stepping on my Cloak and Dagger" by Roger Hall, but it is a great book about his experience in the OSS and talks about spening time at the Country Club, and working with the Jedburghs. I wonder if he crossed paths with Ortiz.

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Mackenzie Toscan · August 2, 2026

Nat was airdrop by the cia to derail leftists podcasts

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Cameron Owen · July 30, 2026

Le Duke Nukem

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Hariib Al-Saq · July 29, 2026

Fun fact, Kermit Roosevelt’s son was the CIA officer that overthrew Mohammad Mossadeq in Iran in 1953

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Wokesama Bin Stalin · July 28, 2026

“Airplane travel always made me sick, so I was happy to jump out.” - Ortiz on his marine parachute training

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Luke Olson · July 28, 2026

Two words: BOAT CLOAK

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Mark Andersen · July 28, 2026

I got so excited by that Black Company reference. I was also thinking of Croaker as Joe was talking

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Thomas Layton · July 28, 2026

Bj Blask-oui

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AthenAltena · July 27, 2026

The laugh at 51:35 from Tom killed me

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Kaiju and Chill · July 27, 2026

Joe. You are my favorite vet from Michigan. But homie, I laugh Everytime the ad plays for the live show in Quirk. When you say "Quirk" is sounds like you are asking a question like "is this right", I lol irl frfr.

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NowhereMan661 · July 27, 2026

We need a comprehensive list of official LLBD Dudes who Rock.

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NowhereMan661 · July 27, 2026

I would love to see more episodes on the French Foreign Legion and the Algerian Independence struggle in general.

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Zach · July 27, 2026

Dudes rock

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Matthew Feldman · July 27, 2026

Does anyone know if Joes warhammer podcast fell thru? He was mentioning it a bunch and then it just fell off his outro

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Austin Arminio · July 27, 2026

He said that they are still working on it

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Emiliano Rosas · July 27, 2026

"See you in Cork" sounds regrettably a lot like "See you in court"

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Ben Schwabe · July 27, 2026

Riftwars? I read those books, don't remember this character. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Riftwar_Cycle

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Masha Potatoes · July 27, 2026

There’s an opportunity for new lyrics to You Belong To Me but I’m not cool enough to think of them. I’m pilled on Le woquisme though

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · July 27, 2026

Making fun of Sydney Sweeney is too easy. I don’t make fun of heavy hanging fruit.

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William Shackelford · July 27, 2026

Ortiz moving like a incarnate of Dracula Flow. “This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m moving different, Nazi’s mad they stay picking the corn outta my shit”

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Ivy Morgan · July 27, 2026

I should have known that Joe has read the black company

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · July 27, 2026

Jesus look at those cheekbones...

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · July 27, 2026

Nate that sort of guy do not eat FOOD they're the huel type who having grown up pampered develop "complexes" around masculine asceticism

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Brendan Bonner · July 27, 2026

Peter Ortiz was who Richard Marcinko thought he was.

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LeobaL · July 27, 2026

While in reality Peter Ortiz' toenail clippings are more badass than Marcinko could ever hope to be.

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Aloden · July 27, 2026

As someone who is 6'4 hearing all the jokes about a 6'3 guy being a giant feels a little weird. I'm not that large, am I?

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Robert Hill · July 27, 2026

You are large, but you would be short compared to my father who is, no joke and no lie, 6' 10" tall. Totally uncoordinated and definitely not scary though lol

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Anarcho Slowpoke · July 27, 2026

From your stories, it would be the antithesis of this guy, but at this point will there ever be a Joe‘s grandpa episode?

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LeobaL · July 27, 2026

Tom, I submit Joseph Medicine Crow is still the most awesome person covered on this podcast.

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LeobaL · July 27, 2026

Golf courses could be put to better use, like... growing kale, or nuclear waste treatment plants. I used to think golf courses were the most pointless use land could be put to, but now of course we have AI data centres.

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LeobaL · July 27, 2026

And here was me thinking the Riftwar was an interdimensional conflict chronicled by Raymond Feist...

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LeobaL · July 27, 2026

And I can't BELIEVE I'm the first one to say this.

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Al · July 26, 2026

Capital "B" Beautiful.

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Robert Hill · July 26, 2026

lol this guy rocks. Certified Dudes Rock Moment

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Loquin Britton-Herndon · July 26, 2026

A couple weeks ago I almost went to the Museum of the Marine in NC but decided it would be too jingoistic and wouldn't appreciate me making wet soldier jokes. I go to look this guy up and where is the most handsome pic from? The museum I didn't go to.

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Sam Blackman · July 26, 2026

VIVA LA GUERRA CONTRA FASCISMA

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Noblese Oblahaj · July 26, 2026

He couldn't be stopped because Mustangs and high APR loans hadn't been invented yet

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SouthpawFL · July 26, 2026

The Medal of Honor games are a true story.

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Almanac_Gossip_Girl · July 26, 2026

You are NEVER too old for ships and AO3 and I will die on this hill

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Noblese Oblahaj · July 26, 2026

Hell yeah.

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Martin Sirois · July 26, 2026

French Resistance Shadow.

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sean Barrett · July 26, 2026

Amazing title cant wait to listen