The Cult of Eastern Horsodoxy
Join the cult of Eastern Horsodoxy.
Under the orders of Ecumenical Patriarch Seabiscuit II, we have woven the new vestments for all followers of the Church of the Four Hooves.
Available first at our live show May 29th in London.
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I wore mine to the local spot for Punk Rock Bingo night. Two guys said they love the band.
All hail horseus cristos
lol. WTF. I love feeling at home here.
I implore you Joe and Tom and Nate to read Jojo part 7 for ultimate rotate meme
Where do I get livestream tickets?
hello to you too Tom
Analavos of the Great Schema of Eastern Horsodoxy right there https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analavos_of_the_Great_Schema?wprov=sfla1
Nobody tell AJ from Worst of All Possible Worlds…
*Horse Corner voice* "Unghhh... The only place this shirt would look better than on my body, is on the floor of your stall. Patriarch Seasbiscuit? More like "Patriarch, see *this* biscuit?"
I need this
“Under the orders of Ecumenical Patriarch Seabiscuit II, we have woven the new vestments for all followers of the Church of the Four Hooves.” Ah, yes, https://kotaku.com/that-time-a-horse-conquered-the-ancient-world-1757913762
In my effort to catch up with the podcast, I recently listened to the four excellent episodes on the miserable losers known as "The Order." During the podcast, the hosts made reference to "gay Hitler."
Yeah but can we get a baroque-ass religious icon version for the true believers???
This looks like it's going on the album cover of some death metal band from Finland.
how can a poor US stricken believer like myself acquire a shirt?
Isn't this more likely Nate than Tom or someone else entirely?
chimera
I used to pray for times like this
What sizes does it come in?
unbelievable name/post confluence, 10 out of 10
My black metal musician friend is gonna fucking love this
relatedly I would instabuy any album with these photos on it [edit, two copies--one extra b/c corpsepaint not on philtrum but present on right muttonchop, it's absolutely platonically perfect]
I love this stupid fucking podcast
Does this mean next year we get a Pope Secretariat The 9th shirt? We all know that Traveller was Southern Baptist.
Oh hell yes. I hope some are left after the show for those of us stuck in the US
Sorry, I’m strictly Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As we say, Ramen
As a fellow ginger: Tom - those locks are glorious.
I would’ve figured Tom would know how to put on a proper foundation for corpse paint
Question is Eastern Horsodoxy of the Greek or Russian variety?
Armenian obviously
This makes me want to make a golden eastern horseodoxy idol like the one at the start of Indiana jones for some reason
Damn I almost thought I had too many T-shirts.
There is no such thing as too many t-shirts