November 12, 2025

BONUS: The English Pirates of the Mediterranean

It's the late 16th century and the Ottoman Empire is continuing to advance across the eastern Mediterranean. In Istanbul, the Ottomans have begun ratifying ambassadorships and trade deals with the English crown. And in the middle of this comes a crew of the most sunburned Barbary Pirates you've ever met, hell-bent on plundering any ship they can find before they high-tail it back to...England?

Research: Dr Joel Butler

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Comments (60)

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Adam F · November 30, 2025

"Martin Frobisher, west African weeb" was not something I expected

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ben kay · November 24, 2025

Despite the reasons for it being very sad, I absolutely enjoyed the unshackled 'Obscure Band References And Also Some History Power Hour'!

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Richie Q · November 19, 2025

Condolences to Joe in this heavy time.

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Mitch Guerrerio · November 18, 2025

Condolences Joe! I’m sorry for your loss

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Alex Roman · November 17, 2025

OH YEAH! THAT’S THE BELL RINGERS I PAY $5 A MONTH FOR! Condolences to Joe, sorry to hear it. That said, I did like the Tom and Nate host. Very different energy but great job! Was hoping to hear more of those bar stories.

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dase · November 17, 2025

Condolences to Joe for what its worth. I will not stand for this Guy Picciotto bashing. He played all the good guitar parts on everything from kill taker onwards. And the one last wish discography lp craps all over end on end. (Also he's how he I realised I was into dudes. Motherfucker was hot once he grew his hair out)

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Bees McBee · November 16, 2025

What’s the name of the gay guy who became Turkish to avoid punishment for being gay? I couldn’t quite catch it in the audio

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Nievie Dee · November 15, 2025

My uncles have written a book about our great great grandfathers time in Helles- what's the best way to get you guys a copy?

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Nievie Dee · November 15, 2025

(Gallipoli) colonel sir Henry Darlingtons letters

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Tyrone Slothrust · November 15, 2025

Having lived a bunch of my life in bars, big love to the double down on 1st Ave in the village playing fisting videos at happy hour, and I have absolutely played “the snake & the stick” by Oxbow to clear the bar of wastrels and errant lovers

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · November 15, 2025

Wooot LLBD Leather Bar Edition

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · November 15, 2025

Oh my condolences to Joe. 1) empanadas are introduced to Iberia during Al Andaluz. The type of crust is different. 2) Cornish Pasties are not Spain, they are Mexico. For real. We needed miners & you left behind pastes

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Grimpil Sun · November 15, 2025

With the jokes in this about saying the Shahada in various regional British accents, I'm reminded of KJB talking about The Wind and the Lion and all the jokes about Sean Connery pronouncing Arabic. And somehow can't stop imagining the Shahada in Connery voice

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S.O. Khan · November 14, 2025

Condolences Joe. Inna lillahi wa inna ilahi rajiun

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Brian Azevedo · November 13, 2025

Nate’s Wilfred Owen joke sadly unappreciated by Tom

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ruin · November 13, 2025

The drummer of my band is a stagehand union audio engineer and he has used Merzbow to get people to leave both events and also his house on multiple ocassions.

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Alex · November 13, 2025

Empañadas come from Sephardi Jewish cuisine originally.

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TheShockmaster · November 13, 2025

Armenian's asleep, post Ottomans! (also I hope Joe's doing OK)

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Noblese Oblahaj · November 13, 2025

If I was going to clear out a bar, I'd play Work Harder Not Smarter on 3.5x speed

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Page Chase · November 13, 2025

Condolences to Joe and hope he takes all the time he needs to take care of himself. Nate and Tom got this well handled.

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Abby Van Roy · November 13, 2025

When I was a stripper, my favorite DJ would play Loser by Beck when it was the end of a night and the johns hadn't tipped 🤣

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Kaiju and Chill · November 13, 2025

HEEEEYYY...... WHATS YER NAMMME?

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Abby Van Roy · November 13, 2025

Idk who's seeing these, but my thoughts are with you Joe! That being said, let Nate and Joe go wild sometimes lmao 😅

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Harry · November 13, 2025

No idea if you’re reading these comments, Joe, but I hope you know we’re all on your side brother.

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heffa · November 13, 2025

This. We are with you in mind and spirit 🫂

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Bravo Charlie · November 13, 2025

The insult for the pasties is untold and unwarranted; Please do not insult the native cuisine.

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Sam Blackman · November 13, 2025

PASTIES?!?

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Phillip Alden · November 13, 2025

My sincere condolences to Joe and his family. There’s never the right words for a time like this, so I will say a prayer for you and your family. I know you’re not a big “prayer” guy but nonetheless.

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Jsuman · November 12, 2025

Blokes sunburned so bad they're called jamón inglés.

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Dr. J · November 12, 2025

What’s this book of folks calling into the gay bar, or did I hallucinate that aside?

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RIPKobe · November 14, 2025

I need it too

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Michael Davies · November 12, 2025

I would suggest turning “invade Cornwall; say the Shahada” into a tshirt, but it might actually get someone killed

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NowhereMan661 · November 12, 2025

All English people yearn for Spain. Have you seen Sexy Beast?

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Sam Blackman · November 12, 2025

Tom, the poppers joke… what would the novel Oliver Twist be called if he was gay The Popping Pauper

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LensWipe · November 12, 2025

Best regards and condolences to Joe and his family.

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Sam Blackman · November 12, 2025

RUN THE JORDANS MFERS also, on a serious note, condolences to Joe and his family,

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Sam Blackman · November 12, 2025

CornwallHub

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nughh · November 12, 2025

Sorry about your loss, Joe. Take all the time you need.

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P.A.L. · November 12, 2025

Should have been complaining about wanting to hear "Welcome to the Pleasuredome"

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Aaron · November 12, 2025

Can you get contact bisexuality? I just have the overwhelming urge to eat hot chips and charge my phone.

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CJ Elliott · November 12, 2025

Condolences to Joe. Great to see an unleashed Nate and Tom though, just a bummer way to get it.

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NowhereMan661 · November 12, 2025

There are so many amazing esoteric jokes and references that I do not understand in this episode. Joe's not here, let the floodgates open!

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William Shackelford · November 12, 2025

Sorry Joe, I hope all is well with you mentally and emotionally as you go through these tough moments in your life. Love ya bud.

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Al · November 12, 2025

Deepest condolences Joe, we're thinking of you and we love you.

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K W · November 12, 2025

Sorry, Joe. I hope it’s not a family member you like.

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Hey mind your business, name's not important · November 12, 2025

Sorry for you lose, Joe. Since Dad is away we have an entire episode of asides with some story.

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Page Chase · November 14, 2025

If I wasn't a lazy sack of crap, I'd get into audio editing and make a supercut of all of Nate's tangents for my listening enjoyment.

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Brendan Bonner · November 12, 2025

Sorry to hear about your loss Joe! Take as much time as you need, I’m sure I speak for everyone in the community that we’re sending good vibes to you and your family in this difficult time.

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iDoTechOK · November 12, 2025

Very sorry for your loss, Joe.

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Brendan Bonner · November 12, 2025

Not gonna lie pirates of the Mediterranean sounds like a bad anti-woke knockoff of pirates of the Caribbean produced by the daily wire.

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Sam Blackman · November 13, 2025

LMFAO YOURE SO RIGHT(not the daily wire type of right)

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Just a Fish · November 12, 2025

Condolences to Joe 🫂

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Noblese Oblahaj · November 12, 2025

Halfway through the podcast I started imagining Cuno from Disco Elysium reading the shahada. Thanks for that

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Sam Blackman · November 13, 2025

sick asf lmao

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Aquanaut · November 12, 2025

Tom and Nate are left alone and the pod descends into the music corner.

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Svennie · November 13, 2025

And it rules so much.

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Noblese Oblahaj · November 12, 2025

The one straight host leaves and y'all immediately do one about the British Navy. Pride is back on the menu boys

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anarchist Mando · November 12, 2025

Yo hoo!

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LeobaL · November 12, 2025

Empanadas have a LONG association with Spain- going back to the 7th century at least. The name translates to "breaded" or "wrapped in bread." As for any association with Cornish pasties, wrapping food in pastry was common all over Europe, and were popular in Britain as street food, particularly the pie. The pie has reached its pinnacle in Australia and New Zealand. As for baked beans - the British got this from Spain as well, however industrialisation fucked the dish up.

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Brendan Bonner · November 12, 2025

All this mention of empanadas has gotten me hungry. I might have to stop at a bodega to get some now lol.