March 19, 2025

BONUS EPISODE: The Tarnak Farm Incident ft. Robert Evans

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Joe is joined by Robert Evans, Host of Behind the Bastards, to talk about the time a US Air Force Pilot took a bunch of uppers and bombed Canadian Forces in 2002.

Sources:

Mike Friscolanti. Friendly Fire: The Untold Story of the U.S. Bombing that Killed Four Canadian Soldiers in Afghanistan

https://www.jstor.org/stable/45302199

https://www.goflightmedicine.com/post/tarnak-farm-reckless-pilots-speed-or-fog-of-war

https://www.chicagomag.com/chicago-magazine/april-2005/harry-schmidts-war/

Comments (41)

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Kat · September 9, 2026

Well, in a civilian court, that meets the standard of a 1st degree murder. Especially false self defense. Got off free, essentially..

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Dildo Gaggins · June 10, 2026

Dear god I love robert and Joe episodes. My two favorites (+ tom and nate of course) I will be listening to their new podcast for sure

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Elizabeth Fry · July 25, 2025

Joe and Robert are such a good combo. I love their chaos energy

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Panic Enthusiast · June 15, 2025

Oh man, the Canadian stuff hasn't aged well. Sorry Canada. Most of (the) US still love you! <3

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Global Conflict Reporting · May 20, 2025

You shit talk Ohio again? You son of a biscuit. Why Joe? Havent its people suffered enough?

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Joe Wakefield · March 29, 2025

Looks like Harry Schmidt became CEO of a hospital

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Joe Wakefield · March 29, 2025

He’s currently head of “business strategies” at O’Shea Builders in Illinois

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ChainsawSnuggling · March 27, 2025

Any chance y'all will cover the 1994 Blackhawk shoot down?

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Noblese Oblahaj · March 21, 2025

Just to pile in on this a bit more, I've read a number of memoirs of people who flew close air support missions. The best ( Da Nang Diaries ) is about an American forward air controller who also did CAS in his prop plane Often below 5,000 feet and at more than half the speed of an F16, these planes were still very hard to take down with just rifles and machine guns. If the F16 pilot thought he was in serious danger from small arms or unguided munitions at 20,000 feet, he is either stupid or lying.

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Noblese Oblahaj · March 21, 2025

You can tell just by looking at flight times that the pilots are being given drugs. Look at any strategic bomber flight. Hell, they had to fly the A-10s across the Atlantic for the Gulf War and that thing is slower than a fart in a stiff headwind. There's a book ( Warthogs? ) where the pilots talk about how much it sucked, because the A10 had such crude navigational avionics. Also one of the A-10s in the squadron had a gas leak that was pumping fumes into the cockpit and they didn't realize until they were hundreds of miles out across the ocean

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Jonathan Sutter · March 20, 2025

I love that you have robert on for the first time in forever and it comes right back around to "bomb the great lakes". Damn was this glorious.

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Gabriel Horsley · March 20, 2025

Once on r/meth I saw a post by a Senegalese pilot post picture of barrel bombs in his plane while saying how much he loved taking meth and dropping bombs 😂😂😂

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Saoirse Davitt · March 20, 2025

Woooo crossover between my 2 fav podcasts!!

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Chris W · March 20, 2025

"Yes, erm, you named your plane the Canuck Compactor, care to explain your thought process there?"

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Matt · March 20, 2025

Interesting thing about pilot callsigns: you don’t choose yours. It’s chosen by your peers, and frequently references something embarrassing (Google “callsign STAB” for a good story of one). So for a pilot to get the callsign “Psycho”, either there’s a good story behind it, or he’s such a legitimate psychopath that even his fellow fighter pilots couldn’t think of anything worse to call him.

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PaceSchwarz · March 20, 2025

Love the BTB x LLBD crossovers. They’re excellent

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Patrick Lopez · March 20, 2025

Ayyy it's THE Robert Evans! He's the reason I ended up here in the first place, somehow

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JM · March 20, 2025

For me it’s WTYP such odd networking bubbles in the Podcastersphere

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Thomas Layton · March 19, 2025

But where does wall factor in?

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Kyle Desseau · March 19, 2025

hell yeah, was wondering when we'd get another episode of lions led by bastards. Behind the Donkeys? IDK. I can has Enver "shit-hawk" Pasha plz?

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Tuesdays · March 20, 2025

new patreon goal

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nasklaf · March 19, 2025

From what I know about pilot call signs, you don't pick them for yourself. Your squadron assigns you one in the same way a college frat assigns nicknames. Meaning the rest of his squadron looked at him and went "...yeah, Psycho."

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · March 20, 2025

I knew a “Janice”. Similar laugh. Navy pilot.

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Jeremiah Haupt · March 19, 2025

Best crossover wtfffff

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Eulaila · March 19, 2025

The dream team lets gooooo

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Queue · March 19, 2025

Schmidt would absolutely bomb Chicago if given the chance. If he still lives here, I'll put money on him being one of those obnoxious Illinoisans that's constantly pushing ballot initiatives to secede from Chicagoland.

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Christopher Erickson · March 20, 2025

Was totally thinking the exact same thing when I heard that lol.

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Tuesdays · March 19, 2025

robert finally making it on the donkcast really is how I would find out the ICC got a rare dub rest in piss rodrigo

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Ceco · March 19, 2025

Some BtB and LLBD on a mediocre Wednesday to pick me up, let’s go!

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Derek W · March 19, 2025

oh SHIT, ITS DANK CROSSOVER TIME

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The Squash · March 19, 2025

1: call a Pat a Princess. They love it. 2:CAF command applies Don't Ask Don't Tell to anything uncomfortable or uneasant. 3: Those boys were probably gonna die in a roll-over eventually.

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Nicholas Kidd · March 19, 2025

Good god. From Case Western Reserve University: "Join the Military Science Club to hear retired Major Harry Schmidt for a presentation titled 'Leadership Lessons from a Combat Cockpit' Friday Nov 10 (2017)"

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Nicholas Kidd · March 19, 2025

Apparently he was the CEO of Passavant Area Hospital in Jacksonville Illinois at the time.

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It's Kay! · March 19, 2025

I've now got Hanson in my head, because of Umbach's name (also, hell yeah, Robert Evannnnssss)

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Matt · March 19, 2025

I wasn’t gonna drop a bomb, but then I got high… Wasn’t gonna kill those guys, but then I got high… Did a whole bunch of crimes, and I know why Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiigh…

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Brendan Bonner · March 19, 2025

Damn they gave him the rubber room treatment for bad teachers. Should’ve been a lot more.

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Brandon P · March 19, 2025

What's Tarnakin' my Farmers!?

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Daniel Hood · March 19, 2025

Tough Actin' Tarnakin

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Patio Yeller · March 19, 2025

Dang, I used to know people who were on the ground when that happened

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Boris Khaytin · March 19, 2025

Ayyy, my two favorite podcasters together again!

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Ashlee Buller · March 19, 2025

Let’s fuckin gooooo