November 27, 2024

Bonus Episode: The Time The Cops Tried To Invade Haiti

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Alisha Downs · November 25, 2025

Kansas/ Missouri family says “Worshington” and “worshing machine” We’d do okay on Michigan ig lol

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NowhereMan661 · August 1, 2025

Everyone always criticizes Communist governments for purging their military and weakening it, but when you don't do that you end up getting Pinochet'd because there absolutely are going to be horrible fascists who hate everything left-wing and are completely willing to do a military coup. So like, what else are you supposed to do? You're fucked either way. If you do it, everyone's just going to say you're a horrible and incompetent dictator who oppressed people and kneecapped yourself, and if you don't you'll be inevitably overthrown and accomplish nothing.

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Jonathan Grafton · August 25, 2026

What you do is actually investigate first rather than go purge happy.

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Chris Anderzon · December 14, 2024

As a mailman this episode was particularly funny

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James · December 8, 2024

@nate- the mercedes diesel in the susv is great and those things absolutely fuck. they whip hard

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Nicholas Arseniu · December 2, 2024

Was hoping we could get the audio from the live show

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Tom · December 1, 2024

Tom I really liked your Desus and Mero reference even if it flew miles over their heads.

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pie · November 30, 2024

honestly mortified i don’t get to see a buckfast fueled nightmare

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19ZXB Donkey brains · November 30, 2024

WYMAN IS COMING! Great pull boys. This is the exact opposite feeling I get about most of his guests. (Dan Jones, that tree nerd, and a few others excepted)

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Jsuman · November 30, 2024

Yeah a lotta people left Muskegon.

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Max W · November 29, 2024

“Tiny Group Of Idiots Launch Extremely Poorly-Planned Coup Attempt” is one of my favorite recurring LLBD premises. Right up there with big dumb boats and/or people forgetting they need water to live

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Page To Perspective · November 29, 2024

It’s just not the same without Joe yelling “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” at max volume. Great episode guys, glad we got the full script😂

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heffa · November 29, 2024

The cult sales job is IDENTICAL to the job I had in my teens. I lasted 2 days

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JM · November 29, 2024

I’ve heard another example of this kind of job on the Jordan Harbinger show. On a feedback Friday episode. These jobs are so scummy that if you wear a cam you are bound to have evidence for a lawsuit. It’s really the degradation of the job search in the age of LinkedIn. Literally any job title is a front for a sh*t sales position, a bait and switch. “Oh our title says graphic designer, but we are a sales company and we want everyone to learn sales to understand our business first”. If you hear something like that, don’t walk but run.

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Jonathan Bastow · November 28, 2024

Consolidated Catalina flying boat! They're gorgeous, flying boats are cool and I want one so badly.

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Jessica Brown · November 28, 2024

I can't believe they didn't mention tankettes! They're so cute and stupid and some of them were fast. It would be so fun to whip around in one of those things.

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Stu Strange · November 27, 2024

Respect to Tom for that Big Pun line.

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Mitch Guerrerio · November 27, 2024

I sit in the relay box waiting for mail or just to smoke a cigarette all the time 🤣

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Olafo Waffle · November 27, 2024

Announcer voice: This is CBS

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Jonathan Grafton · November 27, 2024

The slur ATGM is Russian

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Jonathan Grafton · November 27, 2024

The only time National Action would ever involve black people.

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Minna Ihalainen · November 27, 2024

Post is probably bad everywhere, at least I never hear anyone say otherwise. Personally I just had a parcel delivered to an automatic pickup point. To get it I had to download an app and register my personal details there. Wouldn't have been so bad if the pickup point wasn't behind a locked door in the lobby of an apartment building. Had to wait until someone that actually lived there opened the door so I could sneak in behind them.

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Thadde · November 27, 2024

There's lots of good and bad uses for Cryptocurrency investments. It is easy to fall victim to scams. Be careful!

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Matt · November 28, 2024

The only use cases for crypto are crimes and gambling. Everything else they claim is bullshit.

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Jackson Rhodes · November 27, 2024

Definitely read this title as The "Time-Cops" Tried to Invade Haiti

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · November 29, 2024

Jcvd’s most controversial role

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ruin · November 27, 2024

924 Gilman. Not that I would really expect anyone from outside of the Bay Area to have the address memorized. 826 is pretty close.

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Justin · November 29, 2024

A legendary venue. Did a middle school project on the place back in 7th grade. My friend and little brother in my fraternity recently played a gig there and it was so cool.

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Nick · November 27, 2024

Now's the best chance to try and get Mike on the show too. He's recently off hiatus and started a new Oops All Rifts podcast to go with his new revolutions season, I bet he needs to shill.

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Tyrone Slothrust · November 27, 2024

So my grandfather was a southern physician and “pawpaw doc” hits different after the 90s. My wife nearly crashed the car when I was like “what that’s what we called him”

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Thomas Layton · November 27, 2024

"At least he didn't get conned into invading Haiti" would make a hilarious epitaph.

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Page Chase · November 27, 2024

The taptap sounds like jeepneys in the Philippines. Possibly the worst vehicle to carjack since it's so easily identifiable.

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Matt · November 27, 2024

Looks like a jingle marshrut.

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William Shackelford · November 27, 2024

“Where we droppin bois” me everytime I hear the world Battle Bus Fortnite

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P.A.L. · November 27, 2024

I'm suspicious that this one will include significantly less of the absolute hero that was Mic Lady in the front row....

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Anarcho Slowpoke · November 27, 2024

Not fun fact about Switzerland: they had a long running program of using poor children as basically slave labor until shockingly long into the 20th century.

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Heather Manning · November 27, 2024

Omg Patrick Wyman collab is happening?! can't wait! 🙌

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Louis Wilkins · November 27, 2024

Fuck the police.

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Kaiju and Chill · November 27, 2024

Much like how the word "fuck" can be used in any context as can A.C.A.B. All Cats Are Beautiful All Conservatives Are Bitches Well. Maybe only 3. I stand behind all 3.