BONUS EPISODE: 2024 Q&A

Best gaming group I've ever had was the semester I spent in university at Stirling. My first character with them didn't speak common so I could get away with not understanding their accents until I got used to them. They played an extremely bastardized version of Warhammer Fantasy RPG that the club started in the late 80s (this was 2002) that had just evolved and evolved to fit the group. It was freaking fantastic.

re: the Midwest middle school armory question: Bow and arrow. I grew up in the Midwest and my school would do archery for a couple weeks out of the year in phy-ed class

Jew-jitsu guy is Natan Levy. Human weapon.

Between how expensive Warhammer stuff is and how decrepit the UK’s economy is now, it makes sense that they are now an incel-based economy.

BJJ is easy compared to how much laundry you gotta do

There's not really a right place to put this thought, but: imagine a frenchman committing seppuku with a baguette

Why did my brain automatically go to "Bernd Brandes Happy Meal" 😳

Joe and the fellas. I wanted to share something you reminded me of when Tom brought terrorism and busting nuts. I remember listening to Hannibal Buress in 2010s and he did a joke where he talked about how the web isn’t an awesome place. Specifically the page YouPorn. Well eventually he starts talking about interracial porn and the comment section and how it’s the worst because it’s filled with racist white guys saying the n-word and acting like they are disgusted. Hannibal elaborated at the punchline they still clicked on that video. So verbatim he said “their horniness beat out their racism” and if only Tom would’ve brought this up more sooner it would make sense. The only cure for white nationalism and racism in America is busting more nuts and government funded goon caves.

In regard to the "Kontrolletis" in Berlin. They're basically rent-a-cops-rent-a-cops. Usually it's freelancers that are paid by commission, so that job attracts a specific type of person. Also, the statue of limitation for not paying your ticket is 2 to 4 years (not legal advice), so I'd say you're safe.

Warm Jaegermeister is not a shot. Warm Jaegermeister is a war crime.

Australians like the Irish we also like to make up stories to Americans ie the drop bear

Why is Milo Edwards on ukraines hit list 🤣🤣

I think I could get around the Netherlands by yelling, “KUT!”

Neutrik mentioned! I work in theater and I love telling people Neutrik connectors are made in Lichtenstein.

I'm a custodian at a middle school in the upper mid West. Those paper cutters are a lot of fun to play with. We have a bunch of powdered chlorine and liquid acid for the pools, I think a mop handle upside the head would really do a number. Going to be thinking on this the whole rest of my shift

Will they ever release an episode where they don't mention Yukio Mishima at least once. Every time they mentioned Yukio Mishima every listener has to take a shot.

Another reason to talk about Watertown: Seth Putnam This is a story I was told, so idk if it's true, but I'm going to pretend it is: My buddy and his wife were invited dinner with Seth and his wife in Harvard Square way back, at this place called Hong Kong. So my friend arrives with his wife, and seth is there with his wife and theyre already eating and drinking and whatnot. Seth is an absolute maniac the entire time, turning to the waitstaff and going "Ay Chahlie Chan, lemme get some more duck sauce" and is just HUMILIATING my bud and his wife with his casual racism and general crudeness. The meal ends and the manager brings the check over. Seth stand up and takes their hands in his, slowly shaking them up and down. He looks her dead in the eyes with a big smile and thanks them so much for everything and hands her a fat stack of 20s. He apparently did this all the time and the restaurant was in on it because they didnt give a shit as long as he paid them.

Even on a submarine we had a separate officers mess that sat all ~15 off them.

Long Germany sounds like a variation on a Cleveland Steamer but with more shit because Germany.

Also, I'm lactose intolerant but I eat cheese because it's awesome. However one of the worst things I ever tried to eat was a washed rind brie that had gone really bad. Washed rind cheese smells pretty weird anyway, so while this smelled awful I figured that was just the cheese. But I can still remember the unbelievably foul taste which shrivelled my tongue and caused really violent retching.

Related to the melonpanchan, the Hawaiian Pizza is probably the world's most multicultural dish. The toppings are tomato sauce, ham, pineapple and cheese. Pizza itself comes from Italy, as does the tomato sauce used, though tomatoes originated in Mexico. Cured pork is found all over the world, but the typical method for "ham" was developed in England. Pineapple comes from South America and were most likely first encountered by Europeans in Brazil. Commercial cultivation and production of pineapple was the excuse for subjugating Hawaii, which was the world's main producer until the 1970s. The Hawaiian Pizza was first created in Canada in 1962, by a restauranteur born in Greece. It is the most popular pizza in Australia, and also the most polarising BECAUSE TINNED PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS AN ABOMINATION AND EVERYONE WHO LIKES IT SHOULD BE FED TO THE DROP BEARS.

one would think the IRB would be the successor to the IRA and yet