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July 14, 2024

EARLY EPISODE: The Invasion of the Ryukyu Kingdom

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The Satsuma Domain launches an invasion of the Ryukyu Islands leading to a battle of samurai, muskets, and barrels full of snakes.

sources:

Stephen Turnbull. The Samurai Capture A King: Okinawa 1609

MG Haynes. Samurai Invasion: Japan's 1609 Conquest of Ryukyu

https://en.tabi-samurai-japan.com/story/event/562/

Yuan Jiadong. Satsuma’s Invasion of the Ryukyu Kingdom and Changes in the Geopolitical Structure of East Asia

Comments (43)

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Panic Enthusiast · August 11, 2026

Was a T28 outside the armor museum

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Robert John Evans · August 20, 2025

Toronto has not suffered enough!

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Markus D · July 19, 2024

Props to Nate for calling Joe out on his "exscapes", lol.

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Markus D · July 19, 2024

I'm going to defend Nate on his pronunciation of Super Saiyan because saying "Saiyan" like that is more accurate to the Japanese pronunciation than the Americanized "Sei-an" pronunciation (though in Japanese they call it "Saiyajin" due to how referring to an ethnic group of people is obviously written differently than in English).

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Henry Mortensen · July 25, 2024

Came here to say this

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Loqi finally stopped using her real name · July 19, 2024

Hey, someone other than me and the Japanese like natto!

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Loqi finally stopped using her real name · July 19, 2024

Also, surprising no one, the lady who likes natto is also the snake person in the room. (I promised husband no venomous though so someone else will have to rehome the veteran snakes)

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lincoln_hawks · July 19, 2024

Giant ass tank T-28 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/T28_super-heavy_tank

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The Narrator · July 18, 2024

The only thing I know about the Japanese occupation of Okinawa/Ryukyu is that when I was taking karate in middle and high school, we were taught that karate was invented on Okinawa as a way for the locals to fight the Japanese occupiers despite being forbidden from owning weapons. (Wikipedia tells me that historians have largely dismissed this origin story as false.)

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Dukat · July 17, 2024

I'm gonna defend Nate a bit here. Super Cyan is a thing. Sort of. Cyan is a fancy blue. And Super Saiyan Blue is a real thing... So Super Cyan. This won't happen often.

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Greg A · July 17, 2024

The tank at the end that you were talking about is the t95 super heavy tank. It also had the temporary designation of T28 at one point. Its gun is a high velocity (for the time) 105mm cannon. It's currently undergoing restoration. Its history is pretty interesting.

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Max W · July 16, 2024

Fuck Nate your Toronto take is spot on

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Mourning Run · July 16, 2024

“He was the shogun’s decapitator” 😢 thank god Nate has some hiphop knowledge

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Matt Watterson · July 15, 2024

It sucks the snake thing didn’t work, because we didn’t get to see the Ryukyu release the albino gorillas that feed on snake meat afterwards to deal with the reptile issue.

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Minna Ihalainen · July 15, 2024

Strawberry Stalin

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Elder Dog · July 15, 2024

"Cyan" huh?

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Mitch Guerrerio · July 15, 2024

The Irish execution squad from “Live fast, eat grass” were the descendants of the snake bucket guys

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Mitch Guerrerio · July 15, 2024

I know a guy who can do a PERFECT Ronnie James Dio impression. He also breeds snakes and lizards

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jackson macpherson · July 15, 2024

Well good thing this was the last time a horrific naval invasion occurred on the island Okinawa.

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Noblese Oblahaj · July 15, 2024

If the Japanese has Rip-It technology in 1942, they wouldn't have even bombed the harbor. The pilots would have just punched the ships as they flew past

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Noblese Oblahaj · July 15, 2024

There is Super Saiyan Blue, but I know Nate isn't cultured enough to have seen Dragonball Super

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WoopChicken · July 15, 2024

As a Midwestern corn farmer, I can attest that we do, in fact, go Super Cyan every morning

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SouthpawFL · July 15, 2024

Nate getting bullied for mispronouncing Saiyan is the peak of this episode imo

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JM · July 15, 2024

The week I visited Paris - Notre Dame Burnt down, in the 12 hour period I was in London the Queen died. I have no further comment

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast · July 15, 2024

We call that a high score

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trashd · July 15, 2024

Make Monarchists Cry Again

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Saint Muerte · July 15, 2024

I appreciate the shout-out to Samurai Champloo. My absolute favorite anime.

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Brendan Bonner · July 15, 2024

Tom’s Ian paisley accent was spot on.

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Thad · July 15, 2024

Portuguese TEC-9? Probably more reliable than a real TEC-9! (source: own a TEC-9)

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Thad · July 15, 2024

Pol Pot Pomegranate! (seeds are counterrevolutionary)

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Dunham97 · July 14, 2024

Nate is right on the f'ed up class stuff and that marks and spencers is awful

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Nicholas Kidd · July 14, 2024

Are we talking about the T28 prototype at the end?

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Mark A Dorner · July 15, 2024

Yes that has to be the T28 super heavy tank. British had the similar Tortoise super heavy too.

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@emptyandunder · July 14, 2024

Oh god, aerochrome. That price per roll? In this economy?

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Berderger · July 14, 2024

The doom turtle! Pretty sure thats the tank thing Nate was talking about

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🌺 Nyc 🌺 · July 14, 2024

You guys are optimistic about the state of Toronto transit. Right now you can’t drive, walk or transit around the city. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I will give you that the Leafs suck but that doesn’t stop me from going to a couple games a season.

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast · July 15, 2024

Leafs at least made the playoffs. More than I can say for my wings

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Mitch Guerrerio · July 14, 2024

I used to work at GNC. We got commission on certain items. The GNC on base at West Point was in my district and I used to love working there once or twice a week because I didn’t have to try to sell all of the crazy Jack-3D type stuff to make a killing on commission

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Bob F · July 14, 2024

Tom's right, we do need to honor and rehome our veteran venomous snakes

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Lain of the Wired · July 14, 2024

Bad news leninade is already a novelty soda

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deranger · July 14, 2024

That exploding shaker cup probably saved your life. 3x jack3d and 2x rip-it sounds like a DMAA and caffeine overdose to me, god damn.

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Matt Watterson · July 16, 2024

They probably had to send a NEST team to his tent afterwards.

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Rileygood · July 14, 2024

Read the notification as “The Invasion of Russia….” And I was like “Joe there’s no way…”