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September 24, 2026

The Space King Board Game - 24 Hours Left!

Brothers! There’s just about 24 hours left on the Space King board game Kickstarter! You know, the one that’s over at SpaceKingGame.com ? 

This is a PSYCHOTIC amount of support! Thank you to all the boys and boys pretending to be girls who helped us reach this insane milestone!

As you all know, the Space King board game Kickstarter campaign comes to an end tomorrow. We expected it to do moderately well (because Space King supporters are God’s strongest autists), but you guys totally blew our humble expectations out of the water. Not only was it a tremendous success, but you’ve all helped Space king make Kickstarter history! We’re REALLY high up on the charts for crowd-funded games!

As the Kickstarter blew past its milestones, we unlocked so many fun goodies along the way. Things like…

BASE GAME - 

  • A bunch of new loot cards!

  • A Decal Transfer Sheet for the base game units!

  • A Pink Line of Sight Stick to stab into your friend’s eyes!

  • New Campaign Mode - Crusades added!

  • New Game Mode - Mission Modifiers added!

STRETCH GOALS - 

  • An Additional Player Pack!

  • Terry + Solo Mode Expansion!

  • A Decal Transfer Sheet for all expansion and additional characters!

  • Yukon Playable Character Box!

  • A Green Line of Sight Stick! (Terry sacrificed his brain for this.)

  • Helmet-open Alt-pose Hatemonger!

  • Helmet-open Alt-pose Bryce!

  • Helmet-open Alt-pose Chestnut!

  • Helmet-open Alt-pose Captain!

  • A ton of extra lore topics voted on by backers for the lore book!

That’s a lot of stretch goals! Let’s take a walk down memory lane and take a look at some of the coolest things we’ve unlocked so far…

Look at all this insane shit! I expect every one of these to be perfectly painted.

Terry! For the players who have a favorite flavour of crayon.

Yukon would be PROUD of your priceless commitment to capitalism!

With their many dice, they shall sweep…

He may be kind of a dick, but he makes for a handsome mini!

For the friend in the group who’s into self-hatred. Hopefully it’s not you.

STILL banned from geno-bombs. Otherwise, the game would be too easy!

Exsanguinator from the B-Positive expansion! Not only is it a mini, but a monument to the funniest joke that’s ever been written.

The Broodmother from the B-Positive expansion, with her seductive appearance to help you face your fears and discover your inner self-hatred.

Chip, from the War World expansion! One who can take whatever abuse you throw at him.

GRIMBOAR from the War World expansion, so your friends can take turns saying “fuck you, Grimboar.”

We also unveiled this Globulous Maximus dice bag as an add-on! So your delicate little dice aren’t left cold and exposed to the elements…

METAL playable dice to come with the dice bag! Otherwise it’d just be a regular bag.

Another sophisticated add-on: the Space King whiskey set! Complete with each squad member’s globule labels and globule whiskey stones! You can pretend they’re actually putting their balls in your drink.

This Space King lore book, which will include a plethora of added topics that will be voted on by those who backed it, will be required reading.

Those are just SOME of the cool things that we got to make with the Kickstarter. If I put every mini here, this would be a VERY long blogpost. And it’s only because of you guys and your support that we have the opportunity to make so many sick things.

But our battle isn’t over yet, Brothers…

Our FINAL goal is $8,008,135 (teehee), and it features a boss like no other.. for hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 

The Alien Queen can’t just be one-shotted like in the first episode. So lock the fuck in, Psychos!

Our FINAL stretch goal is the brand-new Boss Mission: Infanticide!

“Descend into her chamber and resist temptation in order to slay the last of her kind. Killing her babies scores bonus points, but with every infant death, the queen grows stronger. 

We all hate aliens, brothers, and we know, trust us, we know.. but we need you to focus and help us conquer this one last mission. For Space King?”

You don’t need to be a herpetologist to see how big them snakey tiddies are. And they could be ours! Once we hit our clever goal of $8,008,135!

The campaign ends in just a day, Brothers! And the number we end on will be carved into stone to inspire future generations. Think of it as Space King’s power level for all our enemies to gawk at. If you’ve been thinking about backing but haven’t decided, consider this your sign! Space King is BY the boys, FOR the boys, and FUNDED by the boys, and this campaign proved that you don’t need to bounce on some Hollywood producer’s lap to make cool shit.

That’s SpaceKingGame.com in case you want to back or if you just want to see our high-score.

Thank you, Brothers! We couldn’t have done it without you!

Praise be to you!

Comments (85)

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nick kornafel · September 28, 2026

I really hope the psycho warrior and coagulators packs aren't all monopoze

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Cyklonus82 · September 25, 2026

So the alien Queen is a stretch goal??? Meaning she comes with the 299 psycho warrior board game??

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Omegajack · September 27, 2026

yes.

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Damo · September 25, 2026

My Kickstarter email is different to my patreon. @flashgitz how do I remedy this to get the alt captain mini? 😊👍

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DvD · September 25, 2026

I partecipated today at patreon! Yee :D

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The Schnook · September 25, 2026

We did it brothers! We have reached the coveted $8,008,135!

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Wiener Larcenist · September 25, 2026

Praise be to space king!

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Space King · September 25, 2026

Glad to help out.

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Scoritn · September 25, 2026

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!! 8008135 WAS SURPASSED!!!

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H.P Fuckcraft · September 25, 2026

are the stretch goals for all tiers?

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Richard Toussaint III · September 25, 2026

Woke up this morning, checked the Kickstarter… they are at $8,115,701…. We did it, FOR SPACE KING!!!!!!

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Christopher Shovelstowski · September 25, 2026

Brothers! Thank you for your support to the Space King Game. We are able to enjoy it fully, with all the stretch goals and extra items thanks to your unity. I personally want to thank you all, for alone I could only enjoy but a fraction of that Tom and Don have planned. PRAISE BE TO YOU~

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Christopher Shovelstowski · September 25, 2026

8008135 ~!

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Greedmonger · September 25, 2026

BOOBIES. NOW. PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

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Xander · September 25, 2026

We blasted that measly $8,008,135 out of the freaking park and I believe we could hit 8.5mil! I demand ALIEN QUEEN LAZERS OR SPACE KING STATUE FIGURE!!! Plz

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No_Girls_Aloud! · September 25, 2026

PRAISE BE 🟢🟢

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Antonio Oliveira · September 25, 2026

WE DID IT BROTHERS, WE SURPASSED $8,008,135. PRAISE BE TO SPACEKING

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J · September 25, 2026

i don't even drink whiskey but i bought the glasses

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Sputnik · September 25, 2026

This is the most insane kickstarter I’ve ever been a part of and it’s just the 3rd one I’ve participated in. I can’t wait to play this game 🤩

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DoomSlayer187 ! · September 25, 2026

Praise Be i do hope my contribution to the campaign will aid in Terrys return 🫶 one day 🫡

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Cyklonus82 · September 25, 2026

Don't be hasty flashgitz, extend the campaign another 2 weeks you guys are getting set for life and it'll give a chance for the fans to at least get more plastic figures and accessories. Just saying. Praise Be!

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InoriBot · September 25, 2026

I'm upgrading my pledge for two huge reasons... To destroy more aliens, and to destroy EVEN MORE aliens!!! Praise be to space King!

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Brother RJWA · September 25, 2026

Upgraded my Psycho Warrior tier to include the Globulous Maximus dice bag & Dice Tray, really look forward to the lore book to see what topics we'll get to vote on, I'm personally hoping for lore on our Solar System to see how Space Kings words reached from beyond our world to the stars (Plus I think it would be really funny if at the Apollo 11 moon flag location to see a much bigger Space King flag planted next to it) Praise be!

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Andrei Tudor · September 25, 2026

Don't fall for tempatation brothers in spite of her cool personality, think of Space King and anihilate this lustful being by reaching the next Kickstarter goal.

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Yago Gutierrez · September 25, 2026

Hello, I want to participate on the kickstarter, but money is a bit tight and I cant afford the psycho warrior pack right now (even with split payment) Can I pick up the recruit pack now and on the pledge manager upgrade it to psycho warrior and get all stretch goals? Thanks!

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Antonio Oliveira · September 25, 2026

You might get a faster response if you go to the Kickstarter page and scroll to the bottom of the FAQ tab, you’ll be able to directly message them and from what I can see they reply back pretty quick. I believe they are doing late pledges as well meaning you can still pledge after the campaign ends, however I’m not sure what that will entail in terms of getting rewards/stretch goals if you decide to pledge then. Hope I could help brother!

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WarmasterOku · September 25, 2026

Added a coagulators pack and the playmat to my pledge! PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

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Late Late Show with Captain FishBowL · September 25, 2026

The moment I saw GENO-BOMB denied was included, I pledged and sought the DICE Bundle! PRAISE BE!!!

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Wstydzie · September 25, 2026

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING BROTHERS

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Dan M · September 25, 2026

The price we need to reach 🤣

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Kurt Ringer · September 25, 2026

Thanks to compounding car problems (both my beaters crapped out at the same time) I will, unfortunately, not be able to give my tithe of 700 for the super psycho-warrior tier. I will have to go commit sewer-slide.

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J1K the Parasaurolphus · September 25, 2026

I feel extra stupid brothers. Do I get Terry and Yukon as part of the stretch goals or do I need to add them into my pledge. I want to make sure.

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Bablo · September 25, 2026

If you have stretch goals included in your pledge, you get both of them.

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(RMF) Renatus Munitorum Forgeworks · September 24, 2026

Well, I've been pestered by the Arma Reforger CHE community to ask this. So, Flashgitz my lads, if you see this, I've got modders asking for your permission to build Space King mods on Arma Reforger. Comment #3 because these guys and gals are quite persistent for a yes or no. Save me.

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CurrentlyEatingPies · September 24, 2026

Boobies. Hehe.

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KingSpaceHater69 · September 24, 2026

Brothers, anyone who has purchased the Psycho Warrior or Super psycho warrior bundle adjust your eyes back towards the shop. And take a gander at the new Globule dice holding sack and new gold painted dice. Even if it’s an extra 40-50-60 depending on where you live, we can all live in Space Kings heart Together!

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Josh Bergman · September 24, 2026

Hell, give me the extras, I'm going in boys

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CheesyChan · September 24, 2026

<3

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Ryan Madison · September 24, 2026

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Ninja · September 24, 2026

Yo, this is Amazing. My Son and I are so frigging pumped up for SPACE KING. I might die of boredom waiting.

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Carmelo Quijano · September 24, 2026

Nothing else has been this interesting to me. Very long long time words that I meet from when I was a kid. Things like that's gay dude... But it is not about homosexuality. It's about acting like maybe overly sensitive or saying stuff like they don't like baseball or football or don't want to get dirty. That kind of thing. It was never about homosexuality. And I think that was said the most recent YouTube video that I watched with Don and Tom. It's kind of like going back and looking at the current play things are and how the past was a little better. Not great but a little better when it came to words like the use of gay which could mean happy or just not right. Anyway, thanks James. I think what you've done is bring out what we're all thinking really like psycho warriors almost seems like it needed to be created. Keep up the great work and I look forward to what's next from the amazing team that you guys formed.

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Carmelo Quijano · September 24, 2026

Wow! I think maybe we're in trouble. I think maybe we're in real trouble. I think psych warriors may be better than anything?

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ptastydactyl · September 24, 2026

Don't sell all those Super Psychos! I want to upgrade in the PM!

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Dalton Watson · September 24, 2026

I've never backed a kickstarter or bought a YouTubers merch prior to this. Tim and Dawn have essentially been a mirror into my own sense of humor for years now. And Space King is giving me something that GW killed and GWs new fanbase has driven me away from. This one's for the boys. Take my 500$ Flashgitz, you've truly earned it. +++PRAISE SPACE KING+++

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😁Fancy_Bunny🐰 · September 24, 2026

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!!!!!

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Jynx · September 24, 2026

Is the whiskey set gonna be available after the Kickstarter? It's sick but can't afford the extra 100 bucks

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Bullet Farmer · September 24, 2026

Unfortunately not

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Dr Dangalang · September 24, 2026

$750 for SPACE KING

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LoLViX_3D · September 24, 2026

PRAISE BE!

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Andrew White · September 24, 2026

Can't wait to have three versions of Captain and have an all Captian game

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Drew · September 24, 2026

Stupid question but the $299 option says it includes stretch goals, that means it comes with all the stetch goals for free or just the option to purchase them?

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Bullet Farmer · September 24, 2026

They come included for free

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Dank Man · September 24, 2026

I LOVE SPACE KING!!!!!! I LOVE SPACE KING!!!!!!! I LOVE SPACE KING!!!!!!! STAY STRONG BROTHERS

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Nick Coleman · September 24, 2026

Will we be able to but expansions and dice later?

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James Harper · September 24, 2026

They dropped a dice set like 2 days ago. It is available as a set with dice, bag, and dice mat. Or as a standalone add on.

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SodaPop2077 · September 24, 2026

Ive spent a grand on this mf, FOR SPACE KING! PRAISE BE!

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Bullet Farmer · September 24, 2026

Ill be backing it shortly. My one question for everyone (I looked and probably missed it). Are the boxes of psycho warriors limited to the kickstarter or are they going to make their way to the store eventually?

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Antonio Oliveira · September 24, 2026

It’s already gone up another $70k since this was posted, We can hit this new goal brothers!

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salty edemame · September 24, 2026

Praise be! 🟢🟢 I hope we make it to $8,008,135, I need the Alien Queen mini! For..reasons.. don't worry about it.

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Greedmonger · September 24, 2026

FOR BOOBIES! I MEAN SPACE KING!

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Joshua Wagner · September 24, 2026

I hope Space king himself can sense our accomplishment. Praise be, brothers!

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Jacob Moore · September 24, 2026

Praise be!! How do I confirm my Patreon special character?? Would it matter if I invested in kickstarter and THEN joined the Patreon? When are the Imperial Psychomen joining with their power flashlights, and entrenching hammers???

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Bullet Farmer · September 24, 2026

As long as youre a paid member of the patreon of $5+ and signed ip before the KS ends and your patreon account and kickstarter account share the same email youre good

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Nick Smith · September 24, 2026

I am upgrading to Super Psycho Warrior boys! For Space King! (and the 8008135)

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BrokeKraft · September 24, 2026

PRAISE BE!! So excited for you guys, can’t wait to get the game next year. #bestkingsmasever

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Isaac Robert Sadler · September 24, 2026

Make an alt version of Alien Queen shooting her lasers 👀

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Alex Rhinehart · September 24, 2026

I'm so proud of this community! PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!

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Marshall's Puppet Place · September 24, 2026

You spoil us with these magnificent rewards. Come now brothers. Let us collect the 8008135. I need to modify this absolute goon treasure to show her true form

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Hastur Lovecraft · September 24, 2026

I gave you all the money I had to offer. Sorry bros its up to the rest of you. 🫡

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Starmaster202245 · September 24, 2026

I’m at the $300 tear do all stretch goals come included or do I have to pay separately and add those on

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Jak · September 24, 2026

Included

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YokozunaB · September 24, 2026

I have no regrets! Praise be to Space King!

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Dale Preuss · September 24, 2026

I just got paid but it says all the backer tiers are unavailable

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Bullet Farmer · September 24, 2026

Everything is still up for me on my end outside the Globulus Maximus

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Paraparfait · September 24, 2026

it’s pretty amazing how the community has come together on this. praise be!

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Экзотическое Масло · September 24, 2026

tom can i borrow 300 dollars

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Andrew Cline · September 24, 2026

Praise be to Space King. Best $800 bucks ive ever spent.

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Jacob Moore · September 24, 2026

Praiiiiise beeeeee SPACEEEEE KING! Hail almighty one—may your Psycho Warrior pack big globules and a snazzy gimmick like smackable cheeks

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Gfyd · September 24, 2026

Can't believe I have to wait till 2027 to force my friends to play this.....

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M8 · September 25, 2026

Friends? :P Lets just say I hope the single player mode will be good enough :')

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Liquid Heavy Machine · September 24, 2026

+++PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING+++

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Tango Fox · September 24, 2026

Praise Be to Space King!! I dropped over $200 on this keep it up guys!

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Jak · September 24, 2026

PRAISE BE!

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afafredo · September 24, 2026

I get paid next week can you extend it until then Update: I did go into debt for Space King thank you for telling me that I can do payments PRAISE BE

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Jak · September 24, 2026

You don't need to pay in one go you can split payments