SPACE KING: Hatemonger's Rally

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Give us your hate speech!!! Hatemonger!!!

the whole video, so epic! the soundtrack gives me goosebumps!

I'm so sick of the Blap Blaps shit!!!

Praise be to space king death to the blaps

That's really amazing

Real life. I need whoever writes this shit for Hatemonger to start writing my political speeches.

Kill blappers. Behead blappers. Roundhouse kick a blapper into the concrete. Slam dunk a blapper baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blappers. Defecate in a blappers food. Launch blappers into the sun. Stir fry blappers in a wok. Toss blappers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a blappers gas tank. Judo throw blappers into a wood chipper. Twist blappers heads off. Report blappers to the IRS. Karate chop blappers in half. Curb stomp pregnant blue blappers. Trap blappers in quicksand. Crush blappers in the trash compactor. Liquefy blappers in a vat of acid. Eat blappers. Dissect blappers. Exterminate blappers in the gas chamber. Stomp blapper skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate blappers in the oven. Lobotomize blappers. Mandatory abortions for blappers. Grind blapper fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown blappers in fried gloob-glab grease. Vaporize blappers with a ray gun. Kick old blappers down the stairs. Feed blappers to alligators. Slice blappers with a katana.

Book of Battle Prayers when?

I hate aliens so much, oh spaceking! Praise be

[waves $$$] We need the Stretch Goals updated again! Please give us an 8, 9, 10 mil, OR MORE to try and shoot for in the last 24hrs! [waves $$$]

Those damned vile Blapers! How dare they pollute the air with the vile stench of what they call “food”, what’s wrong with Nutrient Paste? Clearly their inferior bodies are unable of processing or appreciating Space Kings glorious and vital nutrients, yet another sign of how Evil they are!

A wonderful sermon, brother Hatemonger.

So we reached the 7 million goal... What's next? Maybe a Blap Blaps leader? Or another alien with large.... Asset's?

Anyone can give me a hand? Or how to join the discord link? I also did not add my address to them so I could get the sticker and reloc armor mini... I goofed sorry.

Most illustrious Dom&Ton would you be of will to release the magnificent hymns of war that make up Space Kings ost? I can hardly wait, the thought is giving me a boner and everything.

Praise be.

Damn…you guys really hate…aliens…long live the cru…space wars!..?

NEED STRETCH GOALS UPDATED!!! We will hit 7 Million! We need an 8,9 , or 10 Million stretch goals to be able to push towards on the last day!!! [WAVES $$$]

What if my email with my Patreon email and kickstarter email aren’t the same, will I still get the war world captain model

Due to some unfortunate circumstances I had to remove the whisky glasses from my pledge. Does anybody know if they will ever sell them of am I just going to have to miss out.

Brothers! There's a supply drop (Metal Dice, Globule Bag, Dice Tray) I just added it to my pledge if you haven't seen it yet you might want to give a gander.

We broke 6.75mil. Only "current" stretch goal left! and just under 2 days left!!!

Hey I don’t know how to get in touch but I haven’t paid for a membership in several months but I keep getting stickers through and I want to make sure this is ok

“Kinglish” and “Blapanese” are diabolical in the best way! Praise be!

Just changed my kickstarter pledge to include the new dice set with the bag and tray, if the government didn’t want me spending my money on this, they can take it up with space king, +PRAISE BE+!

Tossed a fiver into the pool because I wanted to support but don’t really have board game money right now. Congrats on the success of your campaign. Praise be to Space King.

😂 I just noticed the alt, opened helm Chestnut has Hatemace.

As much as I LOVE space King, Praise be, I miss the Black Templar Boys. They're cool Shakespearean way of talking and synth to their voices added a sense of drama to balance the retardedness of the story. Hopefully they're can be a crossover someday.

Praise be!!!

Foul blap blaps... Speaking their incomprehensible blapanes!!! How dare they!? It is time to speak in a language they will understand: War in the name of hate in the service of God King!!!

Those Slop Jaws gonna have no jaws soon. FOR SPACE KING!

Ohh man I upgraded my backing with that Sack and dice bundle...no more walking around with my globuals in my hand anymore I now have a sack Space King would be proud of. Praise be

I AM RADICALIZED!

If I wasn't already sold, I'd be sold now.

KILL THE BLAP-BLAPS!!!!! ALIEN FILTH!!!

WE WILL HAVE OUR HOME AGAIN

Praise be, for we are not the weakness of their will Praise be, for we are not the despair in their heart Praise be, for we are not their emptied soul. Praise be, for we release them from all such sickness, filth, and affliction.

Another fine entry on the hate march, "Blappanese" and "Kinglish" is a great addition to the Space King lexicon

The bug eyed squish heads should be used for naught more than target practice, so sayeth space king.

Praise be to Space King

All hail space king

That line was so sick

God I wish I had the money to support that. I can barely afford the Patreon Very Greedy Brother subscription I have. Fuck I hate being disabled sometimes.

is it possible to get the artwork as a download for my background? :)

This was epic! Damn Hatemonger is my favorite!

Hatemonger reminds me of the Chaplin from the first Dawn of War... that is to say, very motivating to say the least

PRAISE BE!

My favorite moments have to be the John blanche inspired and box art freeze frames, its the small things like that that really sell it

THEY DONT SPEAK KINGLISH

Lets go!!! we hit 6,000,000 goal, Hope we hit the new few before the end. Excellent lore drop

"Blapanese" was definitely a foreseeable name, wasn't it?

WE DID IT, WE HIT 6 MILLION DOLLARS, PRAISE BE

Praise Be

Praise be!

I joined the discord as a patron but I don’t have access to anything. Is there someone I can reach out to? Praise be to Space King

Praise be!

High Command! We need New Stretch Goals!!! So that we can help more Lords and Holy Pilgrims find their way to donating their funds to help support our holy crusade to find Space King!!! PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

The only good BlappeR is a dead BlappeR

Hatemongers educational material! PRAISE BE!

They got my 300 dollars today

Nice been looking forward to this 💪one day we will see Terry again 🫡 PRAISE BE 🫶

$6 Mil on the Kickstarter!! PRAISE BE!!! Now if we can get the stretch goals updated today we could even hit $7 or 8 mil by close of Kickstarter if they some juicy ones!!! Someone page Yukon! We need that capitalist greed energy RIGHT NOW!lol ...[waves $$$]

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!! 6.000.000$

Kill the Aliens!

Damn slop jaws!

XD Epic lore drop!!! Can't wait to learn more about their Dark God!!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!!

Praise be! Hate monger, I love you!

That was Fucking epic

Praise be to Space King

Praise Be! On with the Reconquista!

Eyes… weep, limbs… crawl, tongues… plead, forms… fall. So sayeth Space King — Hatemonger’s Prayer (abbreviated) Hail to the king, hail to the one Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun Hail to the king — Avenged Sevenfold

I wonder where the inspiration of Blap Blaps came from...👀🫦

I’m new to the brotherhood and I’m all-in for Space King.

How is it that a parody has become more bad ass than the original material?

Got dayum this gave me the goosebumps. Good shit.

YOUR MACE LIGHTS THE WAY, PRAISE BE!

Praise Be!

No, No blaps blaps on our planets, and no oinkers on our choo choos! Praise be!

Please create a Beholder with a Caribbean French accent, who greets people by telling them their bodies betray their degeneracy.

was that morty

That was sick af.

Hatemonger lore resonated with me deeply. Praise be to space king and the eradication of blap blaps!

Praise be!

Death to the Blap Blaps!!! Praise be to Space King!!! Glory be to us Brothers!!!

I’d wish I could like this video a 1000x! PRAISE BE!

Praise be!

No wallpaper? shame

PRAISE BE!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!!!! DEATH TO THE ALIENS!!!!!!!

God damn blueberries

Kinglish and Blapanese had me rolling!

TBD (total blapper death)

These filthy Blapers! Prais Be Space King!

God damned Blappers (Blappas?) defiling Space King's paradise! A Geno-Bomb is the only sensible course of action

Cannot wait to watch this. Praise be to

Man I can't wait for the game...

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!!

For space king!!!

Every lore reveal is awesome

I feel as though we need to bomb message boards with tactical advertisements for Space Kings board game. Something on reddit like "Oh, you know what I'm excited about is? It's that new board game that's on Kickstarter. Space King I think it's called. Pretty awesome in my opinion. Have you guys checked it out? It's becoming one of the most funded projects on the platform?" Or on Conspiracy.org "Man I heard people that don't back Space King board game are subhuman lizard people plotting an attack against humanity. Like a 9/11 2.0." Or on lonelychodes.net "I'm 25, Female and your neighbor. Ignore that my profile picture is a dude and my username is Marcus5976. I'm so turned on by Space King but I'm just a dumb big boobed woman so I'm not allowed to purchase or back the project on Kickstarter. I wish there's was some way some man could buy it and let me play with them." but I don't want to suggest doing anything without explicit permission from the prophets Tom and Don. Praise be.

Those who refuse to lean Kinglish should be destroyed.

I just pledged. PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!!!

Praise Be!!

SPACE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

With our many dollars, we will pledge

I LOVE SPACE KING!!! I LOVE SPACE KING!!!!!! SPACE KING FOREVERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on Brothers!!! Let us teach these Blappa Bitches who is the true superior species is and who the real King of Space truly is! PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!!!!!!!

Sickening we must fight

That was great. I want to donate again now

Speaking in tongues... Tom is unhinged and I am here for it!

Now if only I had friends to play this with.

FOR SPACE KING!!!!!!

HATE THE ALIEN. KILL THE ALIEN. $750 FOR SPACE KING.

Space King be praised!

I never realized how much the Alien filth has taken away from us. Protect our Kingslish.

Praise Be!

Yes Kinglish the true language! Praise be!!

Oh my fucking spaceking. I feel more radicalised alredy. This is absolute gold. Was on the fence but now you got my pledge XD

Praise be to Space King!

with their many eyes, they will weep!

*INCOHERENT XENOPHOBIC SCREECHING*

That cover goes soooo hard

Praise be to Space King! Education is a HUMAN right! Only! These...aliens...are worse then...urg...women!

Don’t just kill those dirty blappas. Make them suffer first for disrespecting Space King with their heretical beliefs. Gather them all up and make them watch as their home world is geno-bombed. Then after realizing the consequences of their sinful existence bash their Blappa heads in with the hate mace. Praise be Space King

Gird your loins brothers ☠️

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING KING OF SPACE

YEs

🫡🫡🫡🫡

Guys chill you already have my money... I can't want this game any harder. PRAISE BE!

Never stop making these xD I was hoping we would get an uncensored version when they were gonna take a bath xD

Praise be to space king!

Kill them kill them all so said SPACE KING

Praise be!!!!!?!!!

Great video as always

Praise be!

We must invest in a space king

They must die for space king!

Well, I've been pestered by the Arma Reforger CHE community to ask this. So, Flashgitz my lads, if you see this, I've got modders asking for your permission to build Space King mods on Arma Reforger. Comment #2 because these guys and gals are persistent

Not the Kingsbury pole!! Shut up and take my money!!!!

I've done my part!

Praise be, when does the OST drop?

Dirty Blap-blaps! Those are our little boys!

Vile blipblaps! Their eradication will taste sweet.

Praise be to space king

Curse the wicked blap blaps!

PRAISE BE!

Come brothers, space king has given us a gift

They don't speak Kinglish!

Hatemonger lore? praise be

Praise Be!

Praise be!

PRASE SPACE KING

KILL THE ALIEN