January 2022 Q&A: The Qs

As we face the bitter cold, long nights, and deepening existential dread, is anything worse than banging one’s toe on the coffee table at 2 am on one’s way to the fridge for their late-night glass of canned gravy? Also, Gary vs. a medium-sized squid.

Dear Neil, what kinds of new years resolutions do squirrels make?

What new features should come standard in all new cars this year?

Why isn't meat named after the animal being eaten?