July 2026 q&a: the Qs

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How are you?

Take a deep breath, relax for 30 sec, and then move on to the next prompt.

There are proposals for new designs for the euro bills that feature either birds, scientists or Beethoven. How would you design a euro bill?

Employment is in a terrible place right now for reasons we don't need to go into here. What hot, new job of 2039 should I be retraining myself for now?

Who was your favorite Spice Girl?

What occupation would my cat take if I demanded she start buying the tuna?

July 27th is my birthday! How should I spend it? I'm a firefighter in Phoenix if that helps.

If you had to choose one bug to be human sized, which one would you choose? Please draw it next to a banana (for scale).

Would you mind doing some dinosaur related pun work?

What's the best thing about July? For like you, family, whatever...

My manfriend told me this story. He does construction, & he and another guy were using nail guns at work. A pigeon kept bothering the other guy, so he shot it with a nail gun. I think the pigeon was sexually harassing him, maybe it had creepy 70s dude style. I thought you could depict a pigeon being so pervy-creepy that it makes a guy want to shoot it.

Please select one of your favorite answers this round and create a “special edition” of it.

Can you draw fat dog Donating blood? I am a career blood bank nerd, and my office severely lacks any whimsical and absurd blood donation related illustrations. The blood gods would owe you one!

There are 37 (now 38) comments as of this comment. Draw yourself as the Hercules YOU ARE doing all of these sketches for the answers.

How many of us Paul(-io)s are Patreons of yours and which is your favorite?

OpenAI announced that on Tuesday, July 22nd, one of its agents escaped from the sandbox and independently hacked a rival company. Which of your canon cast will be our John Connor sent back in time to prevent the rise of machines?

Can u draw the pig doing a rap battle against the dog?

We've been getting some Canadian wildfire smoke in my area recently and are supposed to get more throughout August. Hopefully you aren't dealing with it wherever you are. Anyway, I think "Canadian wildfire smoke" sounds like some silly strain of weed. I had a thought of Pig or Fat Dog in a trenchcoat trying to sell some, but I'm open to whatever you feel like drawing pertaining to the hazy hellscape parts of the country are experiencing. Hope your summer is going well!

Update on the comic, *probably* not happening but not because I don't want to work on the characters but another format just fit them better and has been a dream for me to work in for 5 years now, still gonna take a while though. Anyhow for the draw request, can you draw the Three Stooges doing what you think the Three Stooges would be doing?

The United States are 250 years old, and Donald Trump is 80 years old. That means that Donald Trump has been alive for 32% of the existence of the union. Mad, right? Anyway, fuck him. Please draw something - anything - really nice. Your choice.

Fat Dog gets a lot of the limelight - I'd love to see him schmoozing with at least three other s to even it out a bit

Job-killing automation sucks! Well, most of the time. Give me the top 3 professions that are ripest to be automated the hell outta here

FIFA Worldcup is finally over but what would be your favorite football match of all time (dead or alive or crazy from you brain)?

Can you draw the scariest natural disaster?

It's vacation time for me here so I just hope you have/had a good one too. Relax and have a good time. Love you guys.

Let’s cross zombies with something unusual, like The World Cup Finals

Please draw a character from the slide before this one teaching a pottery class to a character from the slide after this one. Thank you.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Where are Fat Dog and Pig from?

What's the best way to Hibernate for the Summer?

If a nuclear war wipes out humanity, which species is next up to rule the world?

What are your words of wisdom when it comes to hot weather? How do you get through the week surviving a heatwave?

If you had thr chance to create a new US state out of the existing states, where would it be and what would you name it?

Seconding the request for gay shit! It would really cheer me up.

What would happen if fat dog and strange fox were placed into a fenced yard together?

Everyone is in love of Jimothy around my neck of the woods. What is he doing in his spare time to pay the bills that the public doesn’t want to know about?

I'm about to be a pre-k teacher for the first time. How would you wrangle 20 four year olds?

Favorite firework?

I'm contemplating my next tattoo. Based on your artwork, could you draw some line art on what you'd recommend I get?

Hi Neil, my life has improved a ton in the last few months (not sure why I started this like an email) I have a great job, I'm working towards getting into a better place, but all in all I'm really doing well. I just want to thank you for being one of the bright spots during a really hard time. Gay shit? Will you draw some gay shit?

Draw fat dog and/or pig visiting the City Museum

It’s my daughter’s birthday this month and she loves Disney’s Zombies movies. What is going to be the next big hit for the Disney channel musical universe?

What happens if you pee on a One Wish Willow like a pregnancy test?

Do you have a dog of your own, fat or otherwise? Or any other pets? If so, please describe and draw them. If not, please draw a mythological creature of your choice being passed up for adoption at an animal shelter. Thank you.

Y'all are funny and make me laugh. What makes you laugh?

Please combine my job: drones (not that kind) and your favorite weapon: halberd (that kind)

Can you draw an elephant who has become extremely flustered trying to assemble some IKEA furniture? All those small parts…

What are your favorite shoes to look at? Or to wear I suppose

Greetings friends. You are good people and this is a good comic. You draw good orcs. What kind of art style do you think would be most popular with orcs? Cave paintings and primitive styles seem obvious but I feel like they might also get a kick out of some heavily abstract expressionist stuff like Rothko. I think they would vibe with all his red paintings.

Work is pretty insane right now and not fun. Can I see how Batman would handle a normal, non-CEO, white collar job? Maybe him being a cartoonist or some renown?