A gassy little station 5
Our winning pick from “A gassy little station 4: pump a vote 4” was ……. “A nest with a few baby pigeons and one guy in a pigeon suit trying to get a free meal from the mama pigeon”
So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “A gassy little station 6”!
as always, I’ll pick some of my favorite suggestions (along with your top picks based on likes) to put in a poll for the interactive comic tier
Comments (29)
Make the garage an auto wash, and have someone there with a showercap taking a shower.
Gangsters shooting at a bunch of kids in heavily modified shopping trolleys
A mini theatre putting on a production of Hamlet. All the roles are played by cars
A little creep sticking his head around to peek outside the garage. The garage is otherwise empty.
Mechanics working on the apple car from Richard Scarey, trying to get the worm/driver out
With the banana car next in line
Vinny's "Service" Station. The garage opens onto a plush room with a heart shaped bed where Vinny (recommend that he has a thicc mustache) awaits his next customer. A little old Granny is walking in through the person door and several other grannies are parked in the covered area to the right, waiting for their appointments.
A manual car wash station called Hand Jobs, manned by guys in Hawaiian shirts
A garage band playing a killer set on some carwash equipment. The parents of a family trying to get a carwash are mad, the kids are loving the show.
A car having its rear driver side tire over filled. The tire is cartoonishly massive overfilled seeming about to burst. The owner inside the car is glancing back concerned. The attendant is too busy gaming on a PS Vita
A large garage sale of various used napkins, sold by Scrooge McDuck
James Bond always leaves his sexual partners feeling physically overwhelmed but emotionally unmoved. This is because he likes his women like he likes his martinis: shaken, not stirred. (This has nothing to do with the station. I just thought of this James Bond joke the other day and wanted to run it by an audience.)
Could that all be happening in the garage?
Ok my idea is that in front of the garage is one perfect blade of grass (he/they) poking through the otherwise immaculate blacktop. And its like this beautiful, freshly born, androgynous blade that says wow I guess life did find a way. And then behind it the garage door is opening on this Alien style mech thats been retrofitted for grass removal. And its all very ominous but hopeful cause you dont know whos gonna win.
A car that is a hopeless wreck of parts piled on top of each other, with the mechanic on his phone looking for a new job
A car wash but instead of soap and scrubbers, it’s marinara and the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a bikini rubbing its body over the car. Also the car is a 1977 model AMC Gremlin.
A model train museum
The A Team building an assault vehicle out of a Model T
Or a mess of tentacles creeping out is always popular
A couple of marionette puppets working on a fake looking car (cardboard cutout?)
An infinite recursion of garages opening like a fractal
Captain Ahab looking at the flirty whale through binoculars muttering to himself, and the garage behind is filled with whale corpses.
A weiner-mobile stuck half way in the garage with one guy rolling his eyes and one guy looking smug as hell
make sure the door is all bent up around the wiener-mobile, maybe some broken brick because there was no possible way it would fit
A Chop shop garage, where a car is being used as a BBQ with a whole pig being cooked over the heated up engine.
A huge face filling the entire entrance of the garage, glaring into the parking lot.
If it could look like it's in the garage, a little shadowy, The Creep's face with those huge eyes, that would be incredible
Vin Diesel's space car from Fast and Furious 9. The garage is named "The Family".
A horse and buggy with the farmer trying to get an oil change on the horse.