May 2026 Q&A: the Qs

Mind drawing some cool ass dinosaurs?

Would you rather have man boobs that hang tp your knees or testicles on your chest?

What do you think the interaction between a current teenager and 90s/80s etc teenager would be like?

Is a Big Mac technically a cake?

Will you please draw the happiest little dumpling?

A moose and a human having a heated on stage debate to be mayor of a small town

One of my cats is sick, but I have 2 cats and don’t know which one it is. Can you draw out any ideas on how to figure it out please?

Not sure how much or how little travel you have done, but what is the single worst travel experience you have had? And can you draw that? (Unless it's a gastrointestinal issue...please don't draw that...)

A donut giving birth to a donut hole.

Can you draw another fox for me? Dec 22, 2024 by Vilmos Horvath “Can you draw me a fox who is not as cunning as other foxes?”

Who would you want to deliver your eulogy and why is it Christopher Walken?

One word answer - why would someone want to have sex with fat dog?

Can you draw four cats trapped in a small house but doing their best? One is a small black tuxedo, one is a big dumb orange kitty, one is a gray tabby, and the last is small, white and grey with a grey head.

I have fallen in love with a wizard. How do I get him to love me back?

Please provide some insightful World Cup Commentary.

You have an opportunity to use a piece of candy to murder your nemesis and get away with it. What piece of candy do you use, and what flavor is it?

You drew the pig as a snail. How about fat dog as a snail? EDIT: Actually, fat dog as whatever lil gremlin creature you think best suits fat dog. Doesn’t have to be snail.

Me and my girlfriend, how can we rest whit a little boy of 2 years at home?

I’ve been playing the new Tomadachi game and have added the bald office worker guy to my island (I don’t know his name so I call him the Other Man). What is his name? Also what are some quotes or phrases I should make him say?

It's Race Weekend where I live (Indy 500. It's loud and crowded with lots of fireworks) and my two dogs are not happy about the fireworks and all the people who are not giving them snacks. While the rest of my family soaks up the festive atmosphere here in town, could you draw me and my two dogs (a fat black corgi and a noodly Husky) enjoying peaceful repose (and snacks) under cover of the best anti-fireworks system money can buy?

What would Fat Dog's psychedelic dreams look like?

Pig and fat dog as Jay and Silent Bob trying to sell watches from Bob's trench coat. Oh, and what do you want for your birthday?

An important historical moment but instead of humans with butts they’re butts with humans.

What is your preferred cookout meat delivery format? Dog or burg? Cylinder or disc? Tube or patty? Favorite toppings or condiments? Please draw that. But with a cute widdle face. Thank you and have an excellent day.

Can you draw miles morales saving a random Other End character?

Baby’s first halberd by Kenner™️

how have you been doing lately?

do you think tusks are secondary sexual characteristics in orcs or do all sexes of orcs have tusks do you think if it was the former would trans orcs get tusk removal or implants

What does an irregular shed look like? (I have my own idea.)

Can you draw my daughter a strawberry-human hybrid and choose a career for it?

Are there any webcomics (other than yours obviously) which you would recommend for us to check out? No drawing request for this one, although feel free to draw bad things happening to the restaurant manager I mentioned earlier in the style of whatever webcomic you might recommend.

Putting a request in for a life size view of a dot on a field of white. Also, where is the farthest you have ever traveled?

My kids have been watching a lot of climbing documentaries lately (free solo, dawn wall, etc). Are you a fan of rock climbing? More importantly, how would Gary do climbing on El Capitán?

How bad are you seasonal allergies this year? Mine have been intense.

About a month ago, my wife and I went out for a fairly nice meal (we ended up spending about $800 for the two of us), but unbeknownst to us the restaurant we went to was hosting the annual national meeting of a fraternity. About 200 frat guys had reserved most but not quite all of the restaurant, and the 5-6 tables' worth of the rest of us were shunted off into a different area that I'm not sure is usually used as a dining room. The frat bros were shouting and chanting and causing a general ruckus, and they made an absolute mess of the men's room, and the service was messed up all night and our food came out kind of messed up as well. I could write five pages describing what an absolute mess they made of what is normally a very nice restaurant. The next day, I left a 2-star review and (in a private note to the restaurant) explained the details of the situation, and a few days later got a call from the manager. Not to apologize for our disappointing meal, mind you, but to ask me to remove my review because he personally gets a bonus based on the restaurants' reviews. Anyway, please draw bad things happening to that restaurant manager. Thank you.

If the world ended yesterday, what are you doing tomorrow?

Your take on Hawaiian pizza?

The Marx Brothers and The Three Stooges. Pick one group to perform open heart surgery and pick one group to be professional grief counselors.

Your favorite summertime picnic food!

We have a cat, Mittens, a tabby with white paws, who will climb into the bathroom to drink the water that drips from the tub faucet. If the shower curtain is closed, she howls to be rescued, because she is lost. Draw the bathtub as a liminal space where Mittens can't escape

What's your dream holiday and nightmare holiday?

your favorite kitchen tool plotting against your favorite snack

My dog, Ares, God of War keeps catching squirrels. I didn't even know domesticated dogs *could* catch squirrels. He darts off after them and then 7 seconds later, returns with the animal. All data collected so far suggests that Ares cannot fly, nor can he climb trees, he also doesn't seem competent with any weapons. How is he doing this?

Could you draw in a somewhat detailed fashion your favourite part of a bicycle? Thank!

Can you draw me a birthday cake for Monday?

Can you draw me as Shaggy from Scooby doo (I have hair and two eyes and the exact normal number of everything else if that helps) pointing in horror at my (now) ex fiance as he rips his mask off to reveal... Idk like Kash Patel or someone really really embarrassing. (Context: I left my fiance cause he's a dick.)

I'm going to Portugal for a week. Draw whatever Portugal makes you think of (it doesn't make me think of much... Nandos? 🤷)

Who put the bomp in the bomp-shbomp-shbomp? It's really starting to melt and get the rest of it sticky.

Draw your favorite outdoor place in St. Louis.

If you were to suggest a new menu item for Taco Bell, what would it be?

I can't remember my password. How do I reset it?

Can you draw the sickest, coolest, raddest, awesomest, most depressing waterslide in the history of mankind

Silicon Valley, China and others are in a race against time to built Skynet, so that they can claim victory before the Terminators mop us up. Who can stop them?? Who will step up and save humnaity?

Just wanted to say before I get to my draw request that your work (together with the other webcomic Tiff and Eve) has really inspired me to maybe pick up webcomics myself as a medium to utelize an OC world that I've been cooking up for years now but never used. Thanks for the great content my guy. As for my draw request: Two Face struggling with understanding the number 3 (it's not made of two sides)

I'm at a beer festival right now. Do you like beer? If not, what's your favourite alcoholic (if you drink) and non-alcoholic drink?

What's your favorite condiment, and whats the ideal situation to use it?