A house most haunted 12
Our winning pick from “a house most haunted 11” (by a VERY thin margin): “The giant beating heart of the house. A massive heart fills a room of flesh and organs. A doctor is giving the house a checkup.”
So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, skellingtons, werewolves, wolf men, titties, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorites along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
We’ll keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
Comments (25)
Ray from ghostbusters lying in the bed, with that bj ghost sitting on the end looking disappointed
*Castlevenia spoiler* That scene from Castlevania with Alucard & Dracula but it’s Calvin & his Dad with a copy of the WSJ instead of a stake, and Susie & Hobbes reprising the roles of Sypha & Trevor Belmont
An orgy but they are just hanging out, not having sex
The giraffe's body with the neck going out the window added to the winning (or runners up) suggestion
Dracula is looking through the window from outside (flying using his cape as if it was wings) looking annoyed while two of the party goers from upstairs are getting freaky in the bed.
5 little zombie monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke his head.
A voyeuristic ghost in the corner who’s way too into whatever else is going on in the room
A sexy rose with a man in its mouth lounging on the bed, making come hither eyes at the world's hottest flower (maybe a tulip?).
Bridezilla of Frankenstein getting ready for their wedding and traumatizing her Bridesmaids of Frankenstein
The 34 rats from the bottom rightmost room’s graffiti are getting ready to go out on a mission
Spider orgy
A monster lying in bed scared if there’s a human under his bed. He doesn’t realize the human behind the curtain.
Ace Ventura fighting a lot of shredding scratching shedding cats, and a cat doctor trying to neuter him.
Yes! My suggestion won! I've now permanently left my mark on both the haunted house and the zoo... My twisted vision is finally being realized... Muahaha!
To me, the purple drapes over the bed look like heavy eyes, while the orange saw-like pattern resembles a face. Add slightly more anthropomorphic qualities to realize the bed "coming to life". Then, to counteract our hero, Gandalf, on the right, Saruman the White is sitting in the (what I assume to be) chair facing the wall, angrily exclaiming, "Bah, this is barad-dûr-dash! Send more bats!" to a Palantiri of Sauron sitting on the nightstand. Bats are simultaneously crashing through the windowpanes on the left. They all have the eye of Sauron as a face instead of bat heads.
Frankenstein's Monster and the Bride of, having a "moment"
werewolf sleepover, its surprisingly wholesome (minimum one werewolf petting another)
A kid monster is scared of humans under the bed. Parent monster annoyed sees nothing under the bed. We see the outline of a human behind the window curtain
OK but what if the monster kids were those creepy ass kids from that Other Side Comic where the dad has like 5 dead bolts on the door.
A bunch of zombie strippers getting prepped to entertain the upstairs party. Doing makeup, snacking on brains, complaining about handsy marks, counting money.
Dracula is SO PISSED at the loud ghost party going on upstairs.
A creepypasta videogame character inside the TV being really annoyed by how the kids playing the game are more bored then scared (bonus points if it's based on Rap Rat, he is the boss so you must do as he says)
Just a normal dude tied to the bed expecting his date to come back while she obviously is long gone (maybe at the party above?)
It’d be funny if she was sitting slumped/dead at the makeup chair. And we see her ghost ascending to the party
The Frankenstein Monster and his Bride are having difficulties in bed. And by difficulties I mean the Monster’s dong fell off and rolled off somewhere, and he can’t find it. Meanwhile there’s a big Pervy spider watching in the corner.