January 2026 Q&A: the Qs

Whats the best country you don't want to live in? And what's the worst you want to live in?

My cat just turned 12, can you please wish him a happy birthday? He’s a snowshoe breed cat. 🐈

Man, just… something not heartbreakingly awful. (Not a comment on the always delightful creative work, just… *gestures broadly*)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A business savvy capybara finalizing the biggest deal of whatever capybaras eat. Feel free to guess, I wanna say big leaves

I'm writing a sci-fi story where a humanoid alien lady and a cyborg get busy. Without getting XXX, draw their weird love.

It‘s the first Q‘s of the year! Do we get fireworks? In shapes?

You're the goat. Your whimsy and comedy will never again be replicated, take a break and remind yourself of what you've achieved

I recently found a technical drawing of a hovercar I did eons ago when I was ten. Now I’m grown and old and I tattoo people for a living. How about a super futuristic hovering mobile tattoo studio whose current client is curvy dog?

Just started back to school and I've got even more classes this semester alongside my regular job. Any creative ideas on how to manage my time and not go insane or collapse in on myself during the next few months?

What did Marissa get you for Christmas, what did you get for her and did you both have a good one?

Are you capable of drawing a dog who isn't fat, or is it a genetic hinderance?

Can you draw a visual depiction of the self-employed artist experience?

What song should I teach my new cockatiel?

Can you draw a sasquatch and a frog? Just hanging out or something, I guess.

If you could build an animal race like a horse, which will you pick to watch (excerpt a horse)? Will you add any wacky rules?

Would you rather fight to the death with one hamster the size of Neil or 100 Neil’s the size of hamsters?

You watching the ol' pigskin on Conference Championship Sunday?

Could you please draw what a Tungulus would look like?

Please draw what winter looks like in your head.

What's your favourite sci-fi movie and/or TV series? And Walter White aka. Heisenberg from Breaking Bad wearing a stillsuit from Dune.

What you think most closely defines your pop culture childhood?

What would your comic creating process (concept, discussion, tweaking, sketch, drawing, publishing, celebration/regret) be if it were represented by a meal at an overpriced trendy restaurant? Bonus points if you leave a Yelp review of same.

Have you ever been to Mardi Gras? With a side of drawing a Rougarou throwing beads at people’s faces.

What are you views on olives.

Do you think a pig will ever make it to the center of the earth? I'm talking a common farm pig, for bacon and observing and such.

How would you fight a mythical hydra? Not the tiny microbe creature, the enormous five headed dragon-beast of Greek mythology.

Can you stab someone with a kumquat?

most surprising reaction you've gotten from a comic

If an LLM tried to "draw"/output something in your style/vibe, what would it pick (or would the LLM blow itself up, thus saving us from all future AI slop)?

Please add a tiny sea captain to one of the other A's you are doing. Thank you.

Can you draw a Censor Bar with it's dick out?

I don't have a question myself. Could you instead provide a more sarcastic answer and/or drawing for the question/request before after mine?

What kind of toothpaste would you invent to make the world a more interesting place?

Imagine, if you will: An extremely niche subset of a subset of fandoms. A fandom of the Kohneys, that are also male My Little Pony enthusiasts, who like to do summer camp crafts, eat faux processed meat, enjoy their playstations. Also his name is Anthony. Its just one guy. The Tony Kohney Brony eating phony baloney, doing macaroni art, while on his Sony. Could you draw that? For Tony?

I'm a Supply Chain Manager and exhausted from all the tariffs and insanity of US trade, can you please draw something that might make me feel better?

You’ve mentioned that you draw certain things the way you do to avoid NSFW labeling on (I want to say) Reddit or maybe here on Patreon. Do you know the guidelines they use whereby your drawings and themes would and would not be deemed NSFW? And please include with your answer to this question the anthropomorphic stalk of broccoli from last month arguing with his wife because she just found his stash of cauliflower porn. Thank you.

Your favorite breakfast food taking your favorite dinner drink on a date

With the new year starting like absolute horsecrap, what is the best thing that you think happened so far in 2026 (and how could humanity still manage to mess it up completely)? I'm not (very) depressed I swear.

What's the universally accepted cure for Blue Monday in the other-end-i-verse?

What are some of your favorite current comics at the moment?

What's a new years resolution that will actively make your or your loved one's lives more annoying?

If you were invited by Nintendo to design a new Pokemon, what would it be?

Cats or dogs? Also, do you have either of them?

What's going to help us survive the impending WWIII?

What would you do if Denmark sold Greenland to you?

Dear my Real Life Friend Neil Theotherendcomics: Do you ever write letters to your mom or others? On paper with a pen and your talented human hands? Signed, Ms. Jay

Can you draw mothman’s rival?

Question: latex fetish convention for porcupines?

Can you draw Sam Wilson (Falcon or Captain America) from marvel

Can you draw the main character of your favorite comic artist? In Kohney-style.