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Hey! Have you ever wanted to become a paid patron, but wished it was just, like, 50% cheaper?

Well between now and 11:59pm New Year’s Eve, free members only can get 1/2 off your first month or whole dang year of a paid membership! Any tier! Just use the code HALFDOG

if you want. If not, we’ll still have plenty of new content for free members in 2026. Thanks for being here ❤️